The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Hello there, love machines and kings of wishful thinking!  It's time for another shiny, shiny episode of the podcast!   We talk about the political climate, especially in Eau Claire, WI- where ice cream was eaten and protests were made!  Then it's off to the go-kart races to discuss Heavyweights - is it an underappreciated gem from the 90s, or one big ball of bad?  We'll discuss!  T...

Fill your rageful bellies, comrades!  It's time for another episode of this little podcast!   This week, we learn that Kenzie has a key fob that works, and works on a new car!  Then we dive right in to the Charlize Theron vehicle Atomic Blonde (2017) - there's action, there's vodka, there's spies- there's discussion!   Then we dive into the tawdry, tawdry, filthy little fi...

We're back, folks!  Sorry for the delay! Cullen opens up about a bad thing- but everything's going to be fine!  Truly.  It's gonna be okay. Then we get right into it- we talk about Shiva Baby!  Is it the perfect coming of age movie?  Maybe!  Then it's Air Bud time- the movie about a dog that plays basketball- there's commotion, tragedy, bad haircuts, Pepsi, and dogs playin...

Hello, good people!  Sorry we're a few days late with the latest episode- we lost an entire audio file because Cullen's computer crashed!  But we rerecorded it, and here we are, feast your heavenly ears on this! We talk about Kenzie gettin' her ass chewed out at school, old time comedy bits, and about our good friend and hilarious comic Ryan O'Flanagan!  Then we dive into the t...

Welcome back, everyone!  In this episode, we talk about the 1978 Superman and the 1998 children's film Paulie! Does Marlon Brando phone it in?  Does Lex Luthor's real estate plan make any sense?  Are birds weird and creepy?  What race can't Tony Shaloub play?  We talk about it all!  It's fun!  We like it!  Thanks for listening!

Hello criminals!  This week, we get lovely news from good ol' Kenzie, who had another cancer related surgery- hopefully the last one! Then we talk about two movie assignments- Very Bad Things and Ned Kelly!  Is one of them ok and the other one trash?  Yep!  Listen to find out which one! Please like and subscribe and share and hell yeah!

Welcome back, everybody! We dive right in!  Season Three starts now- once a month for all you fine friends! We get a health update from Kenzie, we get a heartwarming tale from Cullen, then we dive into this year's Oscar hunt!  Then we discuss the assignments from the last pod- The Milli Vanilli documentary and Master Gardener!   How many corn dogs does this podcast cost you?  It's costs...

Hello, hello, hello!  This is our special, fantastical, sensational, live episode!  Weeeeeee!!!! Sorry for the audio quality.  We are not professional sound people and there's no way in hell we could afford one!   We love you!  Thank you!   Big announcement in this one, folks- and new movie assignments! This one goes out to Lori.  Hell yeah.  

A little mini episode you say?  Well now- why is that? Because we are recording our 100th episode LIVE!  Live and in person at The Plus in downtown Eau Claire!  Thursday, January 11th! But in the meantime, we get together for a few goofs.  Cullen describes White Lightning and a vehicle mishap, Kenzie talks TV- Garfield minus Garfield, Jeff Bezos, and why you gotta listen to that voice in your head...

Crank those horseless carriages into high gear, fools- it's another episode of the show!  The show you are about to listen to!  It has two people's names in it- it is the Kenzie & Cullen Show! This week, learn about horse meat, cat meat, Christmas trees, trials, crimes, and piles and piles and piles of sap.  Not sure what to do with your sap piles?  Well, look no further for a soluti...

Wooo weee!!! It's a post-Christmas Kenzie & Cullen Show!  You won't believe who's ass Santa is gonna crawl into on this one, folks. we talk cheese boxes, keyboards, beagles, and alligator pears.  Cullen quizzes Kenzie, and tries his best not to cough all over your ears in this one.  Get to it, champs! And come see the 100th episode LIVE at The Plus on January 11th, 2024.  Find m...

Get your fannies ready to celebrate the year of the goose!  It's another MOVIE episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show! First up, we chat a bit.  Cullen finds a way to solve the problem of all the plastic in the ocean!  Then Kenzie drops an absolute bombshell of information, which moves Cullen to cry real, audible, and blubbering tears on the podcast!  He full on cries in this one, folks! The...

Call now to order today, or send a self addressed stamped envelop with shipping and handling to the address on your screen! Hello good friends!  Today, we discuss Kenzie's inability to sleep!  We discuss old commercials!  We discuss the current season of Fargo!  We talk about college professors and we just have a ball! Thanks for listening to our lil' thing we do!  Sorry this episode cam...

Hey there pipsqueaks and tough guys!  Here's our latest ep! We discuss chicken restaurants, land mines, arm wrestling, movies, murders in Boston (home of the biggest belt buckles), Johnny Depp, unlimited breadsticks, and assign each other movies for an upcoming episode!  Let's do this! 

Good friends!  We talk TV & movies pretty much this whole episode!  What gets mentioned?  Reacher!  The Wire!  The Sopranos!  The Curse!  Bottoms!  I Want You Back!  Fool's Paradise!  One show gets censored that we are not allowed to mention! Hell yeah.  This one is fun.  We love you!

Hey food eaters!  It's Thanksgiving!  Hooray!   Folks, we just chat it up in this one.  Movies, TV, paint, candles, Chris Parnell... those are all of the things!   Feast upon these words with your ears, you freaks!

Hello!  This is our podcast!  This week, we talk about Philad;elphia, and shit on it for no reason!  We know nothing about it and we've never been there!  We talk about elephants, Jurassic Park, Kenzie's job, and comedy!  It's fun as hell!

Hello, secret spies and civilians!!  Welcome to another Kenzie & Cullen Show- this one is published on time! Today we discuss aliens, land mines, Dairy Queen, stars, heights, chicken, and all sorts of other silliness!  Grow out those beards and stare at the stars, cuz yer pals are here for ya! We love you!!!

Good morning, fine listeners!  Sorry we were a little late with the upload this morning! But we are here!  The Kenzie & Cullen Show! What do we chat about this time?  Kenzie's noodle catastrophe, pizza, slime, Og, Dr. Fad, Figure It Out, Killers Of The Flower Moon, and other just random silliness- that's what yer gonna find!  Just a talkin' one- and it's fun as hell! Thanks...

Hello, weirdos, creeps, and normals!  That should cover all of you! This week on the Kenzie & Cullen Show, we talk about the 1981 horror film Possession.  It is a very normal movie.  Nothing strange happens at all.  Just kidding it is super fucked up and weird!  Holy shit!   Strap in, lean back, and let the squid handle this.  We love you!

Hello, loyal listeners and new listeners alike!  We greet you both!   What are these two friends talkin' about today?  We touch on arm wrestling, the rights of trans athletes, the movie Species (1995), and Kenzie gives us insight into the myth of the chupacabra!  It's a fun episode where there is talkin'!  We are glad that Kenzie survived her creepy encounter at the gas station!  We...

Hey pals! It's another movie episode!  We talk about birthdays and baseball and such, then get right down to it!   Have you seen Flirting with Disaster or Waitress?  They both feature a star studded cast and some great performances.  How much do we like them?  Listen and hear!

Shake out those skeletons and ride those brooms, October is here, and the thrills and chills of spooky season come with it! In this episode, we get a much needed health update from our friend Kenzie, then we discuss Sun Chips, big boobs, backpacks, streaking, and hurt penises.  It's fun!  We assign each other another movie!  We laugh a lot! Join us... if you dare!!!!

It is too early in the morning to record a podcast- and yet here we are - with the sunshine and the birds, recording a special edition of the Kenzie & Cullen Show! We talk about bicycles, cats, dogs, teeth, books, drugs, playgrounds - and assign each other a new pair of movies to watch!  It's got it all! There's lots of laughing in this one, folks!  Enjoy!

Welcome to a supersized episode of the Kenzie & Cullen show, folks!  We are two friends in Eau Claire, WI who do comedy and like to talk- and we sure do talk on this one! We hear about sleep patterns, Cullen's run in with a cop and a weird guy holding a basketball, then Kenzie gets deep into a really, really horrifying crime!  We bring it all back with some texts from Kenzie's mom, a...