The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Hey everybody! We talk a little bit about movies and family in this one, the rest gets... well, you'll see.  It's a big one, so no big jokes and dumb stuff to say in the episode description.  Give it a listen, we love you!

Fueled by delicious food, Kenzie & Cullen sit down in Kenzie's living room, and just have a great ol' time! We talk food (have the chimichangas at La Tacqueria La Poblanita), jobs we've had, bad neighbors, high dives, and digital cats.  Come hang out with us! And check out the comedy of Stewart Huff, our good friend and an amazing performer!

Scream your loudest screams and jump your biggest jumps, old friends!  Kenzie and Cullen are comin' at you fresh, loud, dumb, and proud! We find out the sunny and sandy location of Kenzie's mini-vacation for her 5 year anniversary!  We learn about a war that almost happened in the Pacific Northwest! We read a fan email! We pounce on problems, address all annoyances, and fight like hell. ...

Pssst.  We'll let you in on a lil' secret here, folks.  This podcast?  This one?  This one right here?  The one you are reading about right now?  ...yeah, that's right.  This one.  This is the podcast where we talk about Clifford and Dog Day Afternoon!  Two movies that are so similar, they might as well trade names!  Pacino and Short!  (by the way- we looked it up- Al Pacino is shor...

We've got a doozy of a show for you little rat people today! We talk about Cullen's college radio days, 9/11, Batman (1989), and the joys and traumas of stand up comedy!  It starts out great, gets even greater, takes a huge leap to super great, and ends with the greatest shit you've ever heard in a podcast! It's a fun one, folks!  Have a listen, and drop us a line with question...

Grab your decoder pants and your thigh high baseball caps, you squirmy weirdos!  It's time for another super underground, top secret, harmful if swallowed episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!   In this week's jaunt of jabber, we go on and on and on about reality singing competitions, graverobbing, sperm whale penises, wine, wool, concerts, and Beethoven (the dog, not the song guy!) ...

In June of 1815, Napoleon was defeated at The Battle of Waterloo.  In August of 2022, Kenzie and Cullen recorded this podcast. What are these two doofs up to this week?  We talk about Alex Jones, getting stage time at the grocery store, movies, toys, more movies, men in suits, therapy, and I mean, folks- in this economy?  It's like a hornet's nest! Over 22,000 soldiers were wounded or ki...

It's another FILM REVIEW SHOW from Kenzie and Cullen- two people who have never made a film, been in a film, or produced a film- but you better believe we've watched 'em!  We have words and thoughts and we make the thoughts into words and say them!  Holy Shit! The Wrong Guy is a hilarious movie Cullen loves- does Kenzie feel the same?  Windfall is a Netflix original starring The Ple...

Garfield Hates Mondays, Fridays I'm In Love, Today is the day you dribble this sweet syrup into your life- The Kenzie & Cullen Show! Today, we talk about all of the exciting topics, topics the world needs!  Wheel Of Fortune, mythical Japanese beasts who love wrestling and cucumbers and having interesting butts, sheds burning down, dogs with interesting names, and Kenzie's downright o...

Two of the dumbest lowlifes in this Universe are back with their old bag o' tricks! This week, we talk comedy, bald eagles, billboards, driver's exams, and celebrity crushes!  Who is Kenzie's celebrity crush?  You'll have to play this little old thing to find out!  Want to hear Kenzie's haggis recipe?  You will, but you probably shouldn't!  Wanna hear the music of our...

Tie down your mattress and clear out the ditches, it's time for the Michael Jordan of The Kenzie & Cullen Show episodes!  It's number #23, and we are so proud to be (here)! In this little bite of talkin' and laughin', we go over the most exciting new feature of Kenzie's new apartment- what will it be?   You must listen to see (hear)! We talk about theater, The Onion, h...

It's a share and review episode for you, our sweet little babies!  Who's a good baby?  Who's a good baby?  Yes.  Yes.  You're such a good baby! We talk about the classic 20th century film Blast From The Past, we talk about the Magnetic Fields' record "69 Love Songs".  What will our reviews be?  You have to listen to find out, you fool!   We are so proud of you. ...

We remember to introduce Kenzie in this one! This is a fun one, folks.  We talk Tim Allen (of course), fish grease, haircuts, a beer that makes you stupid, one-armed jerks, hoarding, DMVs, and pissin'.  Lots of piss talk.  It's fun, it's wild, it's got so much style! Is there a big announcement in the second half of the episode that WILL CHANGE THE SHOW FOREVER?  You better bet...

We get up to a bunch of stuff today, friends!  Cullen and Kenzie talk about switching bodies, MTV shows that lie to you, people who remember everything, accidents, songs, and the glory that is comedian Reena Calm (her first album comes out July 1st on Helium Records!  Go get Calmedy!  Reena is one of the best in the country!!!) Light a fire, chant a spell, and cuddle up in your favorite hiding pla...

Put on your spookiest pants, you crybabies and goofballs!  In this sweet chunk of auditory beauty, you're gonna hear about some creepy Latvian teacher, bugs, mice, bats, and enough babble and silliness to make your bones tremble!  You'll scream.  You'll squirm.  You'll email us at kenzieandcullenshow@gmail.com!

This week's episode is special- everyone says so! We talk about Robocop- Kenzie had never seen it before!  We also talk about A Little Princess- an incredibly dark and terrifying children's movie!  Do we like them?  You can hear about it here! We talked to Joe Rogan  and he said, "uuuuhhhhh wow.  kicking.  fighting.  fuck, man.  supplements.  Richard Pryor.  Fuck, bro." That ne...

Kenzie and Cullen are back at it again- those loudmouthed miscreants, pumpin' talking content into the void! This week, we talk masculinity, orcas, sandwiches, and the mysteries of the entire Universe.  What does Kenzie associate with baseball?  Will Cullen scream for no reason?  What other passions and triumphs will they discuss? Laugh with us.  Or don't.  Either way, this recording exi...

Did you know that if you invest one dollar a day, you could end up a millionaire by the end of the decade?  With these simple tips, you can achieve all of your financial goals, become the person you've always wanted to be, and develop the skills and know how to...  nah, none of that is true.   We just talk in this one!  Soccer, books, sunburns, coaching, murders, television- just a giant gabf...

Ooooooh baby!  The two most influential and important films of the last 100 years, in one podcast?  You bet your tired old ass!    We talk Bedazzled.  We talk Showgirls.  We have a total ball.  Why not watch both before you listen?  That could be fun!  Will you like them?  Do we?  What happens when we die?  The Kenzie and Cullen Show answers every single question in this episode.  You're welc...

Psssst- we will let you in on a lil' secret tidbit.  Sometimes we record episodes that go too long, contain too many personal things, or just drag in weird ways.  So we don't release those!  But we are releasing this one!!!  It is a bunch of stuff from other eps that we've spliced together!  It's fun!  Enjoy!  

As the morning sun bursts upon the horizon, softly serenading the morning dew, you stumble upon this podcast, and your sad little life is renewed! Fill the holes in your brain with this- we talk about movies, sleep, ducks, and fun stuff that will make you smile!  What movies made Cullen walk out of the theatre?  Is Kenzie going to hate Cullen forever because of what he makes her do at the end of t...

The bravest and strongest minds in America are at it again!  Cullen explains a script he wrote that no one ever saw.  Kenzie has a fun night out with friends.  We talk about all the things that make Boston famous.  Mark Ruffalo is a HUMK (halfway between a HULK and a HUNK- because "M" is the letter between "L" and "N" in the alphabet and he played the Hulk and he is a...

Here we are- us two idiots jabberin' and laughin' like the goons we love to be!  We talk cigars, weddings, Shrek, Shakespeare, parties, Ozark, and being very, very cool.   If you don't listen to this, you will have a scary dream tonight!  Oh no!  You will be publicly speaking naked and a werewolf is coming after you!  You better listen or you will swim in the horror of the night!

OH GOOD GRAVY!  Our darkest episode yet.  We actually warn you up top. Kenzie really brings in some stuff.  Not much else to say.  Mark Ruffalo is very cute?   We get to a place and we talk.  Chairs are discussed, and the discussion was enjoyed.  We talk about dogs and really- the rest of it is pretty serious shit.  We hope you enjoy it!

Kenzie and Cullen are at it again with their dumb asses, talking into microphones!  They talk taxes, parties, gray hair, pornography, the prison system, Coyote Ugly, and cocaine!  This episode is rammed right up to the gills with the terror and thrills you come to expect from two of America's greatest minds.  Swim in this filthy pond of fun, why don't you?