The Jess and Kim Podcast

Kim shares the story of camping with Zach, taking shrooms in the woods, and waking up convinced it was time to leave Earth itself. She thought they were boarding a spaceship with aliens, Zach kept driving them out of the canyon, and (three times) a deer with two doe crossed their path… or did it?! The ultimate “are we still on planet Earth?” moment. 🌲👽😂 #JessAndKimPodcast #ShroomStories #Campin...

Kim tells Jess about the time she almost methd up…. #MessedUp #Drugsarebad #Scary #Learning #Run #JessandKim #BFF #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

Odd gifts? Check. Kid checkups? Check Autism screenings? Check. Autistic kids? Check Checklists? Check Superpowers and a manure fire? Oh yeah—we’ve got you covered. #OddGifts #Gifts #GoodGifts #YearlyCheck #AutismEvals #Checklists #SuperPowers #Smell #Manure #Fire #Comedy

In this sneak peak of Jess and Kim discuss the stupid superpowers they have… How we could use those powers together for good….. Manure fire!? We got you covered. #Superpowers #ForGood #Manure #Fire #Smell #SuperPowersUnite #SneakPeak #NewEpisodeSunday

Kim talks about the time she knew her teacher…. A bit too well…. #Family #Cousins #Teachers #Embarrassing #Hilarious #Lava #TempCheck #School  #StoryTime #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #Laugh #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #TheJessandKimPodcast

Jess and Kim jump into the story of obsessions… Specifically LOTR elves… #LordoftheRings #LOTR #Elvish #Legolas #Crush #Obsessed #LearningElvish #OnlyLanguage #onlyElvish #Languages #Learning #AOL #DVDs #Old #Love #Sisters #Girls #MySister #Fights #Family #FamilyDysfunction #Hilarious #Bestfriends #BFF #StoryTime #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #StoryTeller #Stories #Chat #Podc...

Jess and Kim discuss the horror of finding out a loved one wasn't having acid problems but a heart attack. #Unbelievable #HeartAttack #Acid #Scary #Superwomen #Working #WorkingFullTime #Scary #WhoKnew #StoryTime #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #Chaos #Weird #Stories #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #Humour #Comedy #TheJessandKimPodcast

Jess and Kim are back with another episode of “We Should Not Be Laughing.. But Here We Are” From Todd’s bargain bin ambulance ride and his “I Did NOT Die” resurrection jokes… to Sergio casually having a heart attack in Kim’s living room like it’s a scheduled appointment... that he refuses to reschedule– These two somehow manage to turn literal near-death chaos into comedy and bad joke gold. Buckle...

Jess and Kim discuss rigor mortis trying to take us in our sleep. #RigorMortis #Dead #Sleep #WakingUp #Stiff #Ibuprofen #HelpMe #Friends #JessandKim #Aging #Age #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #TheJessandKimPodcast

Jess and Kim discuss why they never used lockers in school… Kim was awkward… Jess well her awkwardness and dyslexia know no bounds. #School #Lockers #Codes #Dyslexia #Friends #Similar #Struggle #KnowYourCode #Embarrassing #Hilarious #Time #Counting #StoryTime #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #Laugh #Laughter #Humour #Comedy #TheJessa...

Jess and Kim delve into true life stories about ADHD, clumsiness talks resulting in a broken foot, hand,and a dislocated finger. Acid problems and stomach pain turn into dangerous medical emergencies. Wrapped up with good old Ibuprofen to age ratio. #TrueStory #BestFriends #BFF #Funny #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

Jess and Kim delve into the hilarity of Kim learning about ADHD and stimming. #adhd #adhdawareness #stimming #stim #bestfriends #bff #friendschat #song #singing #enjoyable #storytime #truestory #tellmeastory #tellme #chaos #weird #weirdpeople #stories #chat #podcastclips #podcast #laugh #laughs #humour #comedy #thejessandkimpodcast

Jess tells Kim about the worst joke in the world. #Dead #Alive #Jokes #Forgot #IDidntDie #YouDied #Help #Ambulance #AmbulanceHumour #People #Wild #Why #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #TheJessandKimPodcast

Jess and Kim devise a plan to set up the future Parent trap for the twins that Kim isn’t having. We’ll see who does better raising them! #Twins #Babies #Parenting #GoodParents #TrickTheTwins #90sMovies #JustKidding #JessandKim #MakePlans #FutureGoals #FunnyGoals #Pranks #ParentPranks #LifeStories #LifeGoals #Friends #BFF #Life #LifeLessons #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos...

From virgin drinks to a hilarious grandpa misunderstanding, Jess & Kim share the story that still makes them cry-laugh —plus, a reminder that snacks are life’s real MVPs. #Thanksgiving #Life #LifeLessons #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast #ThanksgivingSpecial...

Jess and Kim debate how a wedding ring would fit…. #Shits #Giggles #HowDidItFit #WeddingRings #Marriage #Penis #How #Why #Tortillas #AskingforaFriend #Family #Dysfunction #Hilarious #Men #Answers #SeekingAnswers #FoldableorNot #Life #LifeLessons #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJ...

Jess and Kim share one major diagnosis in common.. RBF #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast #RBF #Funny #Diagnoses #Humor #Humour #JessandKim #Angry #AngryFace #RestingBitchFace #RBFisReal #DidntMeanTo #Common #PodcastHumor

Kim realizes the day she doesn’t want to have any more kids, Jess understands the Cheeto puffs are the real reasons!  #Life #LifeLessons #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast #Cheetos #Toddler #Toddzilla #MomLife #Parents #KidsAreFun #ItHappens #ShitHappens #Poodles...

Just some cozy chit chat—until Jess casually mentions the time she was ridden down the stairs like a human sled at Thanksgiving. Kim was not ready. 🤣 #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast #Pregnant #Thanksgiving #Sled #2025 #PregnantStories #Family...

The first time that Grandpa knocks is because he thinks there is liquor and “orgies” in Jess’s room, that was the first and last time he ever knocked. #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast #Grandparents #GrandparentStories #Grandpa #Knock #KnockBefo...

Jess explains why she knows the best way to get Vaseline out of, well ... everything! #Vaseline #Dawn #DawnSaves #GetItOut #Kids #KidStories #MomLife #LaughingHard #Situations #Incidents #KidLife #FunnyStories #ShitHappens #ItHappens #Life #LifeLessons #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcas...

Food aggression confessions, Dawn Soap saves the day, and a toddler who treats Cheeto Puffs like an art medium. Jess & Kim unpack it all. 🤣 #Life #LifeLessons #StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast #Cheetos #CheetoPuffs #Humour #Funny #Toddlers #Toddzilla #Kids #...

Jess remembers the time she was VERY pregnant, Thanksgiving dinner was great, until her cousin rode her down the stairs like a human f***** sled! #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast #Pregnant #Thanksgiving #Sled #2025 #PregnantStories #FamilyDinne...

We’ve all had a rough week. Kim goes to the dentist and shares the numb fun with Jess. They thought she had 4 cavities and provided 3 numbing shots, turns out, she only had 2 cavities and had to get an extra 2 shots. Extra shots, Extra numb, Extra laughs! #Dental #Numb #CantFeel #Funny #Drooling #Oops #WrongSide #NumbBoth #Verify #Shots #Silly #Mistakes #LifeHappens #MyBad #Life #LifeLessons #Stor...

Jess and Kim delve into going places and being sooo awkward. #Jesus #DrugsforJesus #Chaos #HappyPills #Drugs #Oops #Podcast #PodcastClips #TheJessandKimPodcast