The Jess and Kim Podcast

A black mass in the stomach, a confusing ring situation, and two women who cannot get a grip on life. One of the girls tells the unforgettable story of blaming a toddler for a fart in public… and doubling down. Chaos. Shame. Denial. Perfection. Jess and Kim reflect on mistakes and misadventures like pros. #FamilyHealth #Hospitals #HospitalStories #Embarrassing #LifeDecisions #LostForWords #Chaos #...

Introducing the RAW Jess and Kim. It's a good thing the camera's always on! Kim still wants to know if that was the chair or Jess?! What's with the eye thing!? #BeingOurselves #Weird #Goofy #Whodidit #LazyEye #cantstoplaughing #didyoumakeitthrough #TheJessandKimPodcast #JessandKim #PodcastComedy #BFF #Theonewhofartstogetherstaystogether #fartsarefunny #Comedy #PodcastShorts #ThingsHappen #Itsokay...

🐰 Dive into the hilarity of Jess and Kim's drug adventures gone wrong. The chaos unfolds fast! #drugs #drugsarebad #weird #tellmeastory #dontdodrugs #badmoment #wrongdecision #chaos #podcaststories #thejessandkimpodcast

Jess and Kim discuss how and why he put his ring there…. #how #why #stuck #howdiditfit #baddecisions #bad #Dontdodrugs #Drugs #life #family #dysfunctionalfamily #dysfunction #ER #cutitoff #scary #noway #walkedtohospital #walking #ouch #pain  #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podca...

Kim relives her iconic photobomb moment — brought to you entirely by anxiety, panic, and zero social awareness. It’s embarrassing… and absolutely hilarious. Jess and Kim spiral into hilarious family stories, medical mysteries, and life choices that absolutely require a user manual. A ring? A stomach mass? Zero answers — lots of laughter.  #Shocking #WildStory #Chaos #FamilyHealth #HospitalStories...

Jess and Kim discuss a night filled with drugs and hospital visits that just offer more questions than answers. #Ring #WeddingRing #Stuck #StuckWhere #Drugs #Penis #Shocking #Mistakes #Fails #How #HowDidItFit #Nevermind #Questions #? #Hilarious #Laughing #LifeLessons #TrueStory #Weird #Family #CantChooseFamily #Chat #ChatWithFriends #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

Kim and Jess take a wild turn into things you should never say while dating (“Mustache? Lip? …Why did you say that?”). Then the girls spiral into the legend of Fauna — the Poison Queen — and somehow still can’t manage to use basic words correctly. It’s abductions, awkward flirt failure, accidental insults, fauna poisoning, and verbal chaos all in one glorious mess. #ConspiracyTalk #Abductions #Dat...

Jess and Kim dive into the “totally-not-insane” world of medical conspiracies — the ones that feel unbelievable… until life starts getting a little too coincidental. They get into theories about the universe splitting, hearts shifting sides, and whether the particle accelerator messed us up more than we realize. It’s chaotic science, grandmother logic, and existential dread wrapped in laughter. #C...

Jess and Kim go FULL weird in this conspiracy segment — from aliens and boomerang moons to the mystery of “lower echelon animals” and their questionable plumbing . They even discuss how certain foods might… uh… “finish the job.” Naturally, things escalate into moon-placement theories, questionable science, and the girls deciding you can simply adopt an Elderly if you want. Just another day on the...

Jess tells Kim the story of why her dad was in the ER. #Help #Helpme #Emergency #ER #Astroplane #astroplaning #outofbody #Coma #Diabetes  #TakeYourMeds #TryIt #MyDad #dad #parenting #Hospital #MedicalAttention #medicalconditions #medicalstaff #SeekHelp #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #Po...

Jess and Kim talk hypotheticals about how they'd die. #Death #dead #Hypotheticals #HowDidTheyDie #ShitToDeath #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the ladies share some funny stories of the little old ladies living rent free in your head, filing away all of the memories from the past. Kim is still in denial about having ADHD and the girls have no choice but to move on in discussion about the trials of having their own kids get lost while in the “responsible” party of a parent.  #podcast #podcastsh...

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the hosts share their talents and not-so-talents of swim teams and other sports that end up being quite humorous. The relatable stories delve into “mooning” innocent people, giving the thumbs down with disapproval, and some accidents that are highly questionable. Join the ladies for some laughs that don’t stop!  #podcast #podcastshow #comedy #funny #rel...

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the gals share terrifying tales of having their children in the “responsible” hands of their own parents. While the “responsible” parent is really irresponsible and the children are sent with the neighbor, the children are saved by the end of the day. The hosts also talk about leaving kids behind when you have just too many to count, two is enough… Righ...

Jess and Kim discuss past mistakes. These girls need a user manual for life. #inclusion #inclusive #downsyndrome #Utah #churchactivity #introuble #trouble #notlikethat #didntknow #banned #bannedforlife #basketball #mistake #oops #mybad #watchingonly #nomore #tweenlife #teachingmoments #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Chat #Po...

Jess and Kim discuss Kim’s pure embarrassment… Baby? or Mother? #Farting #kids #toddlers #wasntme #ItWasHer #embarrassing #embarrassed #EmbarrassingMoments #Store #StopLooking #TruthOrLie #Lying #Truth #Stop#Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, Kim retells the hilarious story of convincing her older sister she was adopted. Almost like she wanted it? Kim not only convinced her sister, she also convinced her family to play along with this awesome but horrible prank. The ladies also touch on the awful way of using math and how dyslexia gets in the way of day to day life.  #hilariousvideos #hilari...

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the hosts share stories, views, and opinions about adoption experiences. Kim has found a new brother in her life that’s older. Jess knows about the struggles of adoption pressure. They discuss the struggles of finding a good balance knowing how to talk to store clerks without social anxiety kicking in and not making a fool of yourself, though it doesn’t...

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the hosts share their personal experiences with bad haircuts, particularly the challenges faced by those with curly hair. They discuss the anxiety of social interactions and finding a true fix to a real bad hair situation. #hairstylist #badhair #badhaircutday #socialinteraction #anxiety #curlyhair #podcast #podcastclips #thejessandkimpodcast #comedy #co...

Jess and Kim talk about childhood memories when Kim’s dad was a truck driver thinking a skunk had been run over, when in reality, Kim was the skunk. #Shart #Pants #Oopsie #OopsiePoopsie #Poop #ShitYoPants #Poop #Smelly #Funny #Turd #DroppedaLog #skunk #skunks #NewPants #NewUndies #Undies #Changing #Nobathroom #TruckDriver #TruckStop #Trucker #Semis #EmbarrassingStory #embarrassed #LifeHappens #Poo...

Jess and Kim can’t quite figure out… well… words people. The girls can’t use words to save their lives at all! #lifeishard #wordsarehard #spiritfingers #thumbsup #goodnews #congrats #congratulations #words #glitching #storytime #truth #truestory #tellmestories #tellme #chaos #weird #weirdpeople #stories #chat #podcastclips #podcast #humor #comedy #helpthem #thejessandkimpodcast

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the hosts dive into the hilariously embarrassing world of bodily functions, sharing personal stories about sharting, Taco Bell troubles, and the struggles of parenting. They explore the humor in these awkward situations while discussing the importance of hygiene and the realities of public restrooms. With laughter and relatable anecdotes, Jess and Kim c...

Jess and Kim discuss things not to say to someone you are dating. Mustache? Lip? You decide… #dating #datingadvice #WhatNotToSay #dontsayit #oops #DidISayThat #harsh #lips #misspoken #nooo #spouses #boyfriends #Bad #thinkfirst #StoryTime #truth #truestory #tellmestories #tellme #chaos #weird #weirdpeople #stories #chat #podcasts #Podcast #Humor #comedy #thejessandkimpodcast

In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the hosts delve into the chaotic and humorous dynamics of their extended families. They share outrageous stories, including a family gathering that escalated into a physical altercation, prison marriages, tales of rebellious behavior and family drama. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences and discuss the importance of emotional expressio...

It’s Halloween night and Jess and Kim take this Halloween Special talking about ghost stories, greatest fears, scary movies and serial killers. Happy Halloween and Stay safe out there…  #Darknessfalls #Parents #HalloweenScare #NightTime #Blockbuster #Fears #IrrationalFears #Childhood # Anxiety #AnxietySinceChildhood #Overthinking #ClearlyACrime #Costumes #Cat #Cow # FavoriteAnimals #NewEpisode #Ha...