The Jackie and Laurie Show

This week Laurie takes her birthday vacation and we are again joined by The Great Laura House (@imlaurahouse). Laura and Jackie discuss an impractical right wing InstaPot for fish sticks. They promote the merits of sending friends “digital trinkets” instead of cluttering up their homes. Plus, as surprising as this may be to learn, neither Jackie OR Laura know High Fashion!   To every listener, fan...

This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) is joined by the hilarious Laura House (@imlaurahouse) for a whirlwind chat about what kind of chair they wanna die in. Laurie performed in a backyard so big it had a mezzanine but, also, she might be getting “silently unpassed” by certain clubs. Oh and hey, if you are a young person, please don't describe someone older's life as history. History only starts after y...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) explores the space between stretching the truth and lying on stage. She bravely decides to err on the side of not claiming to be a hero of 9/11. Plus, it's time for Laurie's birthday (@anylaurie16)! That means it is also almost Jackie's birthday! Happy birthday to Us and anyone else born in this particular part of the year. Subscribe to the podcast, a...

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) demands an apology from the bottom of Laurie's non existent heart! Laurie (anylaurie16) does not want to live in a world where yellow watermelon are the norm. Plus, a deconstruction of “the Kyle lean” that silently occurs before breaks. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the char...

This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, be careful Jackie (@jackiekashian), Laurie and her internet are both unstable! Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is in New York in the summer time. There's nothing quite like the look of a New York comedy club audience in the summer. Except Hell maybe... Speaking of Hell, they also chat about the dark moment when a club has moved on from booking you. Subscribe to th...

This week we're all experiencing late onset stage fright. Laurie (@anylaurie16) 100% know what the language of Luxembourg is called. Jackie (@jackiekashian) looks back at the trauma of trying to win over club owners in her early years. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube cha...

This week Jackie and Laurie imagine a world where stand ups start eating on stage. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does NOT have the common cold. Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures that her sweetheart and stone cold personas are very much illusions. We also ask, is the culmination of the immigrant experience when your descendant becomes a stand up comedian? Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating...

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) discuss a situation where no one thought to ask: “Why didn't they send a woman?” They look inward at what it takes to be the ghoul that takes an injured comics gig. Plus, we learn the secret comedian recipe for an Arnold Palmer of Cocaine. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) observes that the ability to get on stage and do stand-up is the last thing that goes before her body succumbs to total exhaustion. Laurie (@anylaurie16) will be repeating several of her clean jokes at a gig this year. But please come, she promises to mug differently. Additionally, since neither of them has gigs in July, their comedy careers will like...

This week we are reminded that Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is NOT a geographer as she explains her mental map of the midwest. They discuss the differences between being tired and comedy tires. Jackie (@jackiekashian) will not be taken to task for using repeating verbs. Plus, a sad piece of news reminds both Jackie and Laurie that stand up keeps them alive. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it...

This week on the show we get some words of wisdom from ol' Pep Talk Kilmartin (@anylaurie16). Jackie (@jackiekashian) breaks down when you know a joke so well you can tune out and the mouth keeps talking. Sometimes the set cannot take a left, it cannot take a right, it just goes straight through the light. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up th...

This week's episode sees a Jackie and Laurie Show first as Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds her first reason to ever apologize to Jackie. We are also reminded that subtly is not Jackie's strength. Also, sometimes gratitude is a lie... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!...

This week on the show, Jackie would like you to know it is a bad bet to think she is in her twilight years. Laurie tells us about her brief glimpse of secret parking lots of the stars. Plus, if you're worried about your prom outfit, don't. You're an iconoclast. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jac...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) asks Laurie (@anylaurie16) if it feels like looking in a mirror when she watches Janeane Garofalo deflect compliments. We also learn Laurie's ideal interaction at a party is shouting with someone else about The Troubles. We all cope with the fact that if they give you stage time, you like them. Plus, did you know when you watch House you are learning...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) and Jackie (@jackiekashian) are at @MoontowerComedy⁩ with thier first ever guest Janeane Garafalo (who has NO internet accounts, DO NOT BE FOOLED). Janeane will NOT take credit for alt comedy but we insist she's still the poster child. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the epi...

This week on the show, Jackie has returned from the land of Jesus and flags. Meanwhile, Laurie is doing clean sets and replace certain words with “witch”. Plus, its nice to see a nimble old comic on stage. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Rea...

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) gets too excited before a story takes a dark turn. They agree talk radio isn't funny. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) make fun of Jackie for treating getting to the airport like its a theater event. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTub...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) pleads with Jackie (@jackiekashian) to not start her explanation over again. Kilmartin also confuses some protesters with her sign referencing the Boer War. Plus, Jackie recounts her experience on a long drive in an EV. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The...

This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, we are into the second week of the 2025 MaxFunDrive! Laurie (@anylaurie16) gives us more reasons you can call a cobbler. Jackie (@anylaurie16) points out a comedians childhood is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus, turns out a life of relationships with comedians can start to normalize narcissism. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and r...

Here is a little preview of what you'll hear in this years bonus episode of The Jackie and Laurie Show. Go to www.maximumfun.org/join to become a member and get this bonus episode and a whole lot more!  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

It's MaxFunDrive Time! This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) points out she really only wants to see someone doing a comedy if she is up next. Jackie (@jackiekashian) looks at the history of “tap your watch” jokes. And hey, help us prove that not everyone who listens to podcasts fetishizes the male lifestyle by showing us your support. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to...

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) debate getting Sammy Davis Jr. style shoe lifts to feel more powerful. They point out that W Kamau Bell is a good time. Also, either give them the compliment or leave them alone. Leave ME alone as well... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The...

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her adventures writing for the Oscars. We learn the Oscars have a whopping 14 acts to write. We learn about the fine art of being “mean lite”. Plus, Jackie has a sex joke and Laurie has never had to follow such filth on stage before. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for t...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) does a deep dive on her negative commenters and is not surprised they're revolting looking. Jackie (@jackiekashian) would like to have such a good set, she is carried off stage and placed on an elephant in triumph. Plus, your 20s and 30s is a good time to start processing that some of us were raised by assholes... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a...

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) make a special bargin with listeners. They also discuss the sadness of spending time with divorced men. Plus, Jackie's husband, Andy, has lots of friends! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the...