The Jackie and Laurie Show

This week the Jackie and Laurie show returns to one of it's favorite topics: Red Delicious apples. Laurie (@anylaurie16) describes what you wanna look for in a truly delicious apple experience. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie discuss the art of dressing yourself for a show and all the things that can go terribly wrong in the process. Now, if you don't mind, please allow me to storm out... Subsc...

This week on the show, Jackie gives some great tips on how to add a chicken smell to the room where you're doing comedy. Meanwhile, Laurie is unable to ask the question “Where's Djibouti?” without giggling. If you're reading this the day it came out, check our zoom show tomorrow night. If you are listening to this anytime after that, thanks for stopping by... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it...

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is coming in hot and we discuss the types of things you can only say after the 30 minute mark. Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells us of her pilgrimage to the Vatican of public swimming pools. Plus, we discuss an oft overlooked comedy skill: staying out of green room pictures with cancelled people. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help...

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) continues to struggle with her feelings about jazz. This would be easier if her brain wasn't fried. Unfortunately she can't remember if she'd already done her set for the lady in the blue dress. Or what it the red dress? Meanwhile, Laurie (@anlylaurie16) gives some masterful advice on waiting three days before you make your topical joke. With the extra time and e...

This week on the show, comedy never takes a holiday. Jackie does a gig so tired she is fighting her own mouth on stage to get the jokes out. Laurie is a-paul-d by the money people make from fighting influencers. There is also some discussion of which characters from Hogan's Heroes can get it. Plus, Laurie would like to remind everyone that no one listenes to CDs, not even you... Subscribe to the p...

This week on the show, we learn that rats have been living in Laurie’s (@anylaurie16) porch couch. Now we can look back at old episodes and reflect on the number of times Laurie was sitting on a massive rat nest. Laurie offers Jackie (@jackiekashian) a ton of information about Northern California serial killers and Jackie requests that she send her nothing. Plus, Kilmartin reflects on the way her...

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) ditches hotel bed for pop secret hotel couches. Laurie (@anylaurie16) points out how good Jackie is at going to lunch with people. Plus, everyone's fourth wife is very nice, but that usually means the first three are pretty pissed. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episod...

This week's episode, Laurie (@anylaurie16) made more on a weekend of shows than she expected. Jackie (@jackiekashian) explains that, in the industry, they call that a "bump." Laurie illustrates that you can be bored without yawning. And hey, to all you sexually active young women comedians, your aunt Jackie wants to ask, "Are you having a good time?" Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star...

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) used a medical trampoline and Laurie (@anylaurie16) would like to hear less about it. A friendly public service reminder that you have a nasal cavity and not a nozzle cavity. We hope your holidays are less stressful than getting Lasik surgery on a Murphy bed! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie 16) realizes she is a nesting doll of Laurie Kilmartins. Some are New York comics. Some are LA comics. All need more spots. Jackie throws out a reference to Bunk Port for all our Kennedy-heads out there. Plus, great new phrase “Are you trying to vex me today?” Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the cha...

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds peace in a pool. Jackie (@jackiekashian) makes an example out of a few good white guys. The ladies discuss the power of free pizza. They also notice some people are willing to change reality instead of changing how they think. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episode...

This week, we have room for every story. Jackie (@jackiekashian) comments on the people of Wisconsin's thick jackets and heavy flow. Laurie gives us some updates on the great Un-Princing of Andrew. File this episode under “one of the punchy ones.” Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie...

This has been a real “just locked your keys in your own trunk” kind of week! Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her odyssey back from Italy. It is a saga. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) finds grace at TSA moments before losing it. It is a lovely moment. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and...

This week we are joined by special guest host Laura House (@imlaurahouse) as Laurie (@anylaurie16) takes a holiday. Meanwhile, in stand up, Jackie (@jackiekashian) tells a joke on Comic's Unleashed that forced the audience to reach under their seat for their energy clutching pearls. Laura describes a nap as “daytime bed” and then recounts us her story of working a “comedy crawl” with four soft men...

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is still not depressed enough to buy Dubai Chocolate. She also complains that Laurie (@anylaurie16) has unfairly vilified her by trying to use things she says and does all the time as proof of her villainy. Also, advice on taking the “woman” spot on the paid gig? Do woman spot. Say woman thing. Collect woman check. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it...

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has been running around New York doing dem spots. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has upgraded her facial blindness to include architecture, a condition she has dubbed “place-ism.” As the world continues to be a stressful place, we hope every listener gets to indulge in a tastebud fantasy this week... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star ra...

This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) further discuss a certain controversial comedy festival. Comics who have declined to perform at the festival have posted the potential payday the festival offered. Our ladies question how many zeros their integrity could withstand. Comedians attending are forbidden to make jokes about a country filled with comedy premises. Can anyone stay...

This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) is back to work! The ladies get together after an eventful week to catch up on Laurie's experience this past week at Jimmy Kimmel Live. Meanwhile, Jackie got to spend a layover in Phoenix Arizona this past weekend. Both ladies deal with people who are ruder than they are willing to be. Plus, we learn that trucks live in truck houses. Subscribe to the podcast, and gi...

This week on the show, lotta names in the chat folks! We learn that when Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is behind you, she is also standing behind someone else as a shield. Jackie (@jackiekashian) only recognizes music if it played in a roller rink in the late 70s. More than anything else, we'd like to reming you that it's going to be terrible, but there's hope! Subscribe to the podcast, and give...

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Lauried (@anylaurie16) discuss the merits of working out material by doing a show for your belongings. Despite the support a pillow or a purse can give you, Laurie still craves a road audience. Also, Jackie's dad calls the popular ride share service “Youber.” Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) discuss the delicate nature of the comedy ecosystem. Comedy was born out of the seedy world of nightclubs, so it's intentions have never been good. Despite this, there have been so many amazing and interesting comedians. Now if we could only get people to stop talking about the same 8 comedians... Subscribe to the podcast, an...

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is wearing a bucket hat and Laurie (@anylaurie16) has some serious bucket hat envy. We return to the horrors of laser eye surgery and Murphy beds, both separate and together. Plus, spice up your evening in the San Fernando Valley by taking a trip to “The Shim”! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up th...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) beats herself up about not working hard enough on her upcoming special. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is not a hero for being able to remember obscure members of the Royal Family. Also, Pike's Peak is real! Did we all, already know this!? A lot going on but one this is certain, comedy is not the problem. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating a...

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is thrilled because the Pandora ads paid off! Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) questions her optometrist's job. But she'll still deal with glasses and contacts instead of getting Lasik. There are stories. Google it. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Ja...

This week the show is loaded with passion and adventure. We learn that Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) zip-lines. We hear tale of a horse name Triple E, which also used to be Laurie's bra size! Plus, Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian) has a message for every ripped and swole gentlemen in the world: Ladies don't want your abs, they want Mr. Darcy. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating...