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Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! Heeeeyyyyy. How ya'll doin? Sorry for our long and unexplained hiatus. Honestly? It's all a lot. But don't worry, because we return with a BANGER ep - the third Spin the Wheel!! Enjoy. *** Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps! ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreo...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the second wild card of the podcast and UNFORTUNATELY we're just as disappointed as we were in the first wild card episode!! Also can these authors just start naming their books different things? Honestly. Basically TL;DR: read Gloves Off by Stephanie Archer and thank us later. Enjoy! *** Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Pat...

CONTENT WARNING: this book has scenes that depict dubious consent and r*pe, and we do discuss them and how they're handled in this episode. We discuss it all in one section from 44.50 - 54.15 (dubious consent 44.50 - 49.02, r*pe 49.02 - 54.15) please do skip this section if you need to. Similarly, if you want to skip the whole episode that's more than fine with us too! Look after yourselve...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week... we're going to the cottage. And we didn't even kiss? That's right, it's the absolute viral sensation and the SECOND book in the Game Changers series, Heated Rivalry! We are so excited to discuss this and we love these boys!! Enjoy <3 *** Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episode...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! We cannot BELIEVE it's 2026!! Where does the time go?? Before we crack on with an insane year of reading, we're looking back on 2025 and all our best (and worst!) reads. This one is a bit of a long one so pls make sure you are strapped in accordingly. Enjoy! *** Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episod...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! To make up for the lack of Christmas episode, here's our favourite clips from the last year, plus little bits of mad commentary from present-us inbetween. Hope you enjoy and thank you for another brilliant year of podcasting. See you in 2026! *** Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, we read a book chosen by our Patreons, and as you can see from the title... it's.... a crazy time. Partially crazy because we actually... DIDN'T HATE THIS. omg. You have no idea what's coming for you, if any of our episodes was ever NSFW, it's THIS ONE. Enjoy! *** Patreon saw this episode first, and voted on the poll that chose this book! Sign up to...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we've unfortunately added another man to our list of enemies! And let me tell you, he's AT THE TOP!! To be honest we might have completely lost it during this episode, let us know if you can tell... Enjoy! *** Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclu...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're well and truly at the RANCH with the first book in the Rebel Blue Ranch series, Done and Dusted. This is another one where we completely disagreed but in a totally fun way. This man is making it on to one of our lists but we couldn't decide which one... Enjoy! *** Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to...

Hi welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're celebrating Halloween in the only way we know how: reading an Ali Hazelwood omegaverse novel. NOW LISTEN. We don't want to be hypocrites (please!) but why did this sort of hit? At this point in the podcast history we're not even BOTHERED by the werewolf s*x stuff yknow. We're jaded. Enjoy! *** Patreon saw this episode first! S...

Welcome back to The Horny Book Club! This week it's the Q3 Wrap-Up, where we discuss all the books we read in July, August & September of 2025. This is one is slightly chaotic in the best way. Enjoy! Books we discuss in this episode: Come and Get It by Kiley Reid Ordinary Love by Marie Rutkoski Heart the Lover by Lily King People in Love by Claire Daverley (not published until June 2026 so...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the final book in the Rose Hill series, Wild Card. Honestly, we're glad it's over, but only because we know we're about to be served 5 more Elsie books over the next 2.5 years. A lot of chat about logistics in this one. Enjoy! *** Thank you to our Patreons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marc...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're celebrating the 20th anniversary of one of the most iconic books ever (?) - TWILIGHT!! Can you guys believe it's been 20 years?? We certainly can't. As always this is a completely wild ride and we are hysterical by the end. So what's new? Enjoy! *** Thank you to our Patreons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzi...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! We're back from our summer hiatus and bringing you Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging PART TWO!! We've had so so much fun going down memory lane with these books and are so glad you've loved the first episode so much - here's hoping you like this one too 😇 Enjoy! *** We have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we bring you the Q2 wrap-up, where we discuss what we read in April, May and June of 2025. There's an exciting announcement in this one too! Enjoy! Books we discuss in this episode: All Fours by Miranda July Evenings and Weekends by Oisin McKenna Aristotle's Cuttlefish by Matthew Dooley (Graphic Novel) The Stolen Heir by Holly Black The Prison...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's the first installment of the FIST FIGHTING BROTHERS trilogy (also known as the Knockemout Series), which if you know the pod, you'll know is part of our DEEP lore, and we're so happy to be finally getting around to talking about it!! Unfortunately we do have to add another man to our list of enemies (it's getting LONG) as in this...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's the return of our absolutely favourite game, SPIN THE WHEEL!! We have three wheels full of romance tropes, s*x acts and random suggestions and we turn random groups into romance books! You guys know the drill. This gets CRAZY and we're so locked in at points it's like we share a brain. But what's new? Enjoy! (& don't forg...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the long-awaited and VERY EMOTIONAL final book in the Windy City series (one of our personal podcast faves), Rewind It Back. As we go on, we remember, all the times we, spent togetherrrrrrr.... Honestly, we can't believe this is the last time we'll have a new Windy City book! This series is bangers from start to finish and Rewind It B...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're discussing the first four books in the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson series by Louise Rennison, starting with the legendary Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging! Strap in for a nostalgia fest from start to finish. We both read these when we were much younger and enjoyed the re-read SO MUCH! Let us know if you want us to carry on and re...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the highly requested TWISTED LOVE and actually yes, this is book is completely twisted in the sense that it's absolute nonsense. Sorry not sorry if you loved it but WOWEE. If you asked us to read this you're our enemy now. Enjoy! *** We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday)...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the first wrap-up of 2025!! We discuss our reading journeys from Jan - March and just generally have a good old chin-wag. Enjoy! BOOKS WE DISCUSS: - Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins - Gifted and Talented by Olivie Blake - The Crash by Freida McFadden - Twisted Love by Ana Huang - Wild Side by Elsie Silver - Swift and Saddled by Lyla...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're back in the ESU (Elsie Silver Universe) and Rose Hill - it's Wild Side! Guys, actual shock and HORROR, we kinda loved this? It's crazy I know but as we know, sometimes Elsie really pulls it out the bag, and she's only gone and bloody done it! Would love to know if you guys liked this one too. Enjoy! *** We now have a Patreon! Sig...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're returning to the Big Shots series and to the mad mad world of Tessa Bailey. What do you get when you combine a manic pixie dream girl who plays the harp and a hocky-playing psychopath? As it turns out, you get STEP SIBLINGS. Strap in for this one guys, we're are ANNOYED and I'd argue, RIGHTLY SO. Enjoy! *** We now have a Patreon! Sig...

*Please heed the content warning below!* Welcome to The Horny Book Club! This week it's SWIMMERS AND DIVERS in the land of Ali Hazelwood. This one is a bit more of a serious one for us (although obviously we still have some LAFFS) because honestly this book was a bit much. Would love to know everyone's thoughts! Enjoy. Content Warning: This book contains consensual explorations of the powe...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's a mafia dark romance retelling of The Wizard of Oz. Obviously. Why do you ask? Guys this book is CRAAAAZZZZEEEYYYY, actually the craziest of the crazies and this podcast is equally wild. Emily has a lot to answer for is all I'll say. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...