The Horny Book Club

Welcome back to The Horny Book Club! This week we're FINALLY BACK with the OG gang of dragon riders. It's Onyx Storm, the third book in the Empyrean series by Rebecca Yarros and my god we had a lot to say about this one guys. Definitely a HBC classic (do I say that every time?) Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko...

Welcome back to The Horny Book Club! This week it's the long awaited second Penelope Douglas book, Five Brothers. Honestly I feel like we've been going ON about this book for MONTHS since we read and recorded it omg. And that is because it is CRAZY BONKERS. Please excuse how long the plot summary is because this is actually a 500-page book and it was DIFFICULT. Hope you like the chaos, thi...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! Here is the second part of the BUMPER 2024 Reading Wrap-Up, and this time we're talking about our top 10 books of the year. Basically just consider this 20(ish) books to add to your tbr. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you to support your favourite creators by tip...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the LONG (a whole year) awaited 2024 wrap-up!! Guys it's honestly a great one. So great we had to split it into two parts, even though we said we definitely weren't going to do that. So part 2 next week. Soz not soz. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi a...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! It's the final episode of 2024 and Alice has collected together some of the best scenes from all of this year's podcasts for your enjoyment. Apologies for no Christmas ep, but as Alice says, we'll be back in Jan with our 2024 Wrap-Up and Five Brothers (oh no). Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we've gone rouge as f*ck and done a quiz about our own podcast. This incredible quiz was written by our friend Amy who you might remember from the Icebreaker episode. She's arguably our biggest fan and has listened to every episode (of her own free will!!!) and so we're putting our pod knowledge to the test. Play along at home! Enjoy. *** You can leave us...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're back in the ESU (Elsie Silver Universe) for Wild Eyes, Rose Hill #2. As per usj, Elsie is being CRAY, this whole single dads series is completely unhinged, and we get confused about the logistics of the smut. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you to support your favo...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club and HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN!! This week we're bringing you a Halloween Special - Bride by Ali Hazelwood. This is probably the first time we've ever MASSIVELY disagreed about a book and by GOLLY it made for a fun ep. Be prepared for lots of discussion of certain werewolf-related ~topics (are you picking up what I'm putting down here guys). It's a crazy one. Enjoy! *** You...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the Q3 Wrap-Up where we talk about our reading highs and lows for the months of July, August and September. A LOT of books to fit into this one because we are FAMOUSLY big readers and just a great time all round. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you to support your favou...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're continuing with the ACOTAR series and discussing book 2, A Court of Mist and Fury. Honestly just a MUCH better time for everyone involved! Much less boring and much more slay. Stay tuned for ACOWAR very soon. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub KoFi allows you to support your favourite creators by tipping them...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! Okay gang, it's FINALLY TIME FOR ACOTARRRR!! We've done, we've bloody done. It's only taken 3 years of podcasting for us to read one of the most iconic romantasy/booktok books to ever DO IT TO 'EM and hopefully this episode is worth the wait. Alice is an ACOTAR stan and Elin's not so sure, and there are, of course, hundreds of tangents on ran...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're returning to one of our favourite series for the latest book, Play Along. This is one of those ones where we were OBSESSED with the book! omg. First half is chat about how lovely it all is, and second half is us losing it over the sm*t. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub KoFi allows you to support your favour...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's Elin's birthday and she's answering the same questions Alice did for her bday! We cover Jacqueline Wilson, The Rainbow Fish, 1984 and MUCH MORE. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub KoFi allows you to support your favourite creators by tipping them like you would at a coffee shop! Tips help us to keep making the pod...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the Q2 Wrap Up, where we discuss our reading from the months of April to June. Lots of long chats in this one (hope you don't mind!) but also lots of recommendations for non-horny books. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you to support your favourite creators by tip...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're FINALLY doing an absolute HBC CLASSIC, one of the first EVER romance books we read and also one of our FAVES - It Happened One Summer by Tessa Bailey. This one starts out really calm and great and turns into absolute feral chaos by the 45 minute mark. We love this book and definitely recommend it, but yknow, Tessa will be Tessa at the end of the...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're putting our money where our mouths are and SPINNING THAT WHEEEELLLL! We put classic romance tropes, s*x acts and random stuff into three wheels, spin them and then have to make up a book based on our three answers! This is truly an ICONIC hbc episode and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we CLEARLY enjoyed making it. Shout out to Graha...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're discussing Funny Story by Emily Henry and it's just one big AWW fest tbh. We loved Miles and Daphne to death and in our eyes Em Hen can do no wrong. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you to support your favourite creators by tipping them like you would at a coffee shop!...

Welcome back to the Horny FILM Club! This week we've gone completely rogue and are discussing 'Challengers', directed by Luca Guadagnino and starring our angel ZENDAYA. So it's not a book but it's DEFINITELY horny and we had a grand old time dissecting every last second. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the triumphant (or maybe not so much...) return of our cowboy queen Elsie Silver. Elsie's new book 'Wild Love' centers around Ford Grant (Willa's brother!!) and his childhood-friends-to-lovers romance with his best friend's sister, Rosie Belmont. And the town is called Rose Hill. Go figure. Honestly? Fewer cowboys than we would...

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we've gone not horny again and we're doing our Quarter 1 wrap-up for 2024! We discuss how our reading years are going so far (spoiler: one of us is having a great time and one of us isn't!!) and get in to the specifics of a few different books. Enjoy! *** You can leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi al...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! FINALLY it's the ep we've all been waiting for!! FOURTH WING BEBEHHHHH. This is a legendary book in the romantasy genre and honestly we WERE obsessed with it, but also it is objectively bad. Or is it? Either way, we love Xaden and we love dragons. Enough said. *** You can now leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're doing something a little different! Yesterday was Alice's birthday and so to celebrate we recorded this quick lil episode discussing her reading loves and hates, likes and dislikes and one REALLY DIFFICULT f*ck, marry, k*ll. Enjoy! *** You can now leave us tips on KoFi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KoFi allows you to support y...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're talking about November 9 by Colleen Hoover because we're SUCKERS FOR PUNISHMENT and believe you me, this was indeed punishment. BUT we know you guys like episodes where we truly hate a book, so you're all in for a treat. Alice says this is the worst book she's ever read, and Elin gets heated about impressionable young readers. What&#3...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! This week we're BACK to Tessa Bailey, and, well.... we've been burned before by Tessa and honestly? This is another L for us. Fangirl Down follows Josephine and Wells as they sexily do some golf. "Sexily". """""SEXILY""""". This is one where we were completely insane by the end and maybe even before...

Welcome to the Horny Book Club! We're back from hiatus and this week we're discussing truly one of the maddest books either of us has ever read, Punk 57 by Penelope Douglas. Not only is this book INCREDIBLY smutty, it's also got the most unhinged plot we've ever experienced. Strap in because it's a long boy, but I promise you, it will be worth every second. Enjoy! *** You can n...