The Hoppy Boys

Brian gets real loose lipped after recording two episodes in a row. Look out for new hit single "buy me a sleeping bag" later in the episode.

Brian, Chris and Brendan grind through the first bracket of Malt Madness and eventually get to a difficult bump in the road during later rounds. Newcomers really SHAKE UP the bracket this year and make for some extremely serious podcasting. Billy Joel also makes his musical debut on the podcast. Clyde returns for his favorite time of year.

The Hoppy Boys go through a list of famous beer commercials just in time for the big game!!! This naturally leads them to talk about dipping their balls in warm applesauce, local Long Island Deacon rivalries, and Cocaine Bear. Source for list of commercials: https://www.thedrum.com/news/2022/03/17/cheers-st-patrick-s-day-here-are-the-drum-s-all-time-favorite-beer-ads?fbclid=IwAR1R2s7ptk2BE5teZgNUA...

Liss and Mich bro down with the buchy boys and talk all things Brew Dr. brand kombucha! They also discuss their favorite long island breweries while Brian tries to teach the group what ipecac is. Later, quiz-master Brendan does his best to embody his inner Jigsaw by hosting THE KOMBUCHA QUIZ!

Kerri takes a break from gardening and makes Brian and Brendan listen to her talk about a bar called Tee Gee's in LA for an hour and a half. It's one of their best episodes.

Long overdue Laine (her nickname in High School) finally joins The Hoppy Boys for a good ol fashioned mess around. The gang talks holiday drinks, weddings and Shrek the video game for Gamecube. Listen until the end to find out what a monkey run is!!!

"Eat fries two at a time, and put whatever you want in your mouth...fill it up." This was the show's famous slogan that would ring throughout podcasting history. Stay Tuned for the Pilot of The House-y Boys. Matt Geoghegan is also a guest on this podcast.

Brian and Brendan are trying to get cancelled before the holidays.

Brian and Brendan rip shots from a mysterious brown  paper bag found in Rhode Island. . . . Brian's dog Bandit dies.

After years of begging, Sam finally gets his coveted Hoppy Boys guest spot to talk about his favorite drink, seltzer. The boys analyze/discuss all aspects of the seltzer world from what should actually qualify as a seltzer, to their preferred carbonation levels within the drink. They also try out an original new segment that goes objectively well.

Owner and founder of The Subtle Tea Company, Kyle Chandler, makes his grand return to talk about his exciting collaboration with Blue Point Brewing! He instead ends up confessing to a bunch of old crimes he committed in his youth.

The Hoppy Boys have a hot take about the disabled!

Brian, Brendan, Derek, and Richie take on their first public event and record LIVE from The Long Island Craft Classic at Heckscher State Park! They taste many beers and talk to many drunken fools.

Mel G. Served makes her Hoppy Boys debut to talk about her favorite adult beverage and brand, Loverboy! By the end of the episode she probably even loves THESE boys. Stay tuned for great segments like WDYDLW (what did you drink last week) and Power 10 (10 minute power hour)!

Brendan, Matt and Brian have the floor for a few minutes each to talk about their new podcast projects available only on patreon. Head over to patreon.com/thehoppyboyspod to find all of this mediocre content that this trio is putting out there.

Brian, Brendan and mystery guest break down and rank the three most popular shandy's on the beer market this summer. 

Brendan, Chris and Peter do play by play and commentary for the Melonheads of Backyard Baseball 2001 for PC. They draft a team and play the first game of the 14 game season.

Long Island Lads Brian and Brendan start their journey into the vast discography of Billy Joel!!! Follow along with them as they break down  every song from one of his 13 albums each week. All future episodes of this show will be released biweekly only on patreon.com/thehoppyboyspod Subscribe now to get the rest of this content!!

It's the second one...which means it's FUNNIER. Find out which episodes make up the rest of the countdown before we get a little sentimental at the end.

Producer Peter joins us for The Hoppy Boys first ever "Best Of's" countdown! After re-listening to every Hoppy Boys episode, Peter lets us know which are his top 10 favorite as we play clips from each one. If you like this Podcast, then you'll love this podcast.

Hydrow Athlete, Nick Karwoski, hops on for episode FIFTY to talk about his favorite beer! The Hoppy Boys ask the classic journalistic questions like, "how many grapes can you fit in your mouth," and "what is your credit card number?" Nick seems to have enjoyed his time with the Hoppy Boys and was not scared away by these two literal strangers.

The Hoppy Boys and the Malt Madness panel of guests answer audience questions from Instagram live about abortion and critical race theory.

The EPIC finale to Malt Madness 2022!!! It was Madness indeed and you will see what we mean by that immediately.

In the last region before the finals, Peter D (commissioner of the tournament AND Hoppy Historian) helps decide the cider representative of the final four. Later, he challenges himself to finish all 8 ciders in the bracket and gets very emotional with the hosts. It's the first time The Hoppy Boys have ever been serious in almost 50 episodes. It only lasts for about 30 seconds.

The hosts were too drunk. Enjoy.