The Hoppy Boys

The culmination of months of hard work and dedication come down to this poor attempt at entertainment. Six friends who truly have no business offering opinions, all try to do so at the same time to crown the winner of this year's Malt Madness.

Commissioner Peter joins his boys in tackling some of the hardest choices of the bracket thus far. Past champions collide against other accessible titans of the beer world in the penultimate Malt Madness 2024 episode.

Richie has returned to make himself laugh and potentially some listeners as well. Bracket decisions get hot and steamy before a mystery guest returns...

Deadbeat father and average lover, Chris, makes his annual return for Malt Madness. The trio shares what their very first curse words were with each other and drink too many IPA's. Later, a mysterious man leaves some messages for the mailbag.

Malt Madness is BACK!! It's the first episode of everyone's favorite themed month, and we're kicking it off with our original guest, Matty G. It's an all time episode until a special guest appears...

Rise from your grave and join us in honoring the return of the late supreme court justice. Political intrigue, dated references and malt liquor ensues.

The boys dive headfirst into the hydration trend that is sweeping the nation!! So grab your caffeine, your fun, and your hydration drinks and sip along for the ride.

Brian and Brendan cure their New Year's Eve hangovers with Slurpees among other things. They talk about this delightful frozen treat at length before doing a Federal Holiday draft to kick off the New Year.

Well, it's that special time of year where Lita joins the podcast and the gang drinks funny juice that makes their faces feel warm and fuzzy. So cozy up to your special little friend with a toasty mug of mulled wine, share a set of earbuds, and listen to Brendan choke on a whole clove because its the holidays.

Creamy beverage expert, Drew Davis hops on the pod to explain why eggnog is such a delightful holiday treat. Later, they break down their fast food hot takes before Drew tells us about his interesting encounters on the Cameo app.

World Famous podcast producer BBD (Talkin' Yanks/ Talkin' Baseball) takes a pack of White Claws to the face and reveals his deepest darkest secrets.

Brian and Brendan make Old Fashioned's to get warm in the cheeks and then make spin-offs of the cocktail to compare. They are funny and everyone likes them.

Brian and Brendan are back post wedding to talk about all the drinks they drank. Along with a tripel that Brian brought home from France. Get ready for an episode full of segments galore!!!

Loverboy aficionado and super fan Mel returns to the show for her second Loverboy appearance!! This episode the three of us complete all 4 flavors of the pack in order to find out if the Loverboys brand is truly hangover free or not! Stay tuned to find out our morning-after reactions.

Like Soju? Like Bombs? Then this is the episode for YOU!!! Put them together for a delicious creation thats sweeping the nation. Listen in to hear how to make them along with our thoughts on the subject.

Ganesh returns!!! In honor of our beer cocktail theme of late, sidewalk slammer expert, M.G. himself brings "loaded roni's" to the table. This beer, vodka/tequila, lime concoction is a delight to the senses and will soon be a regular drink among the commoners by summer's end.

The Hoppy Boys are back to put out some more boring bullshit with one of their dumb ugly friends again.

Brian and Brendan try the trendy drink that's SWEEPING the nation... BILK!!! Find out from these two if Bilk is the right drink for YOU! and if you like that, you'll probably LOVE Boffee! Milk and Beer is the concoction that beer lovers demanded, and milk lovers delivered.

Professional rower James Dietz joins The Hoppy Boys to talk about his favorite spirit, tequila. The trio each make their favorite tequila cocktail and present to the class. Later, Brian and James FAIL the Tequila Trivia Quiz!!

Brian and Brendan are being swept up with the new prebiotic soda craze that's sweeping the nation!! They decide on whether or not healthy sodas are good and brainstorm ideas for all of Brian's best man speeches.

As you all know its STILL Charles month! So to celebrate King Charles the third's coronation, we just HAD to drink his personal cocktail. Stay tuned til the end for a delightful Charles quiz!! Happy Charles month to all!

Distiller at Long Island Spirits, Charles joins the podcast for Charles month!! The three boys break down three tripels before they tackle... THE TRIPLE QUIZ!! Later, Charles says the nicest words anyone has ever said to Brendan or Brian.

All 4 Malt Madness guests join the Hoppy Boys LIVE at the Creamatorium to decide this year's Champion!!!

If you ever miss the sensation of being drunk with your friends when it gets too late and nothing you say makes sense anymore, but you're all still laughing...then this is the episode for you.

A strange man from a rival podcast ambushes the show to talk about things that do NOT contain alcohol. It takes 2 hours for these fools to decide which soda is the best beer.