The Homance Chronicles

Nicole breaks down her experience watching Netflix's choose your own adventure movie, 'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.' She got Bandersnatched! Side Pieces are shorter, one topic bonus episodes...enjoy! Submit your Bandersnatch review, or other Homance experiences, to stories@homancechronicles.com .  Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles...

The Homance went on a road trip several years ago to Chicago for New Year's Eve where they knew everyone and no one at the same time. Sarah was creating her own love triangle of sorts, while Nicole's clumsy ass was trying to be the ultimate ride or die.  Send your homance-style experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: T...

Nicole relives a ridiculously hilarious situation from her family vacation at Christmastime last year. The craziest stories always come from Florida; and so do rattlesnakes.  Submit your homance-style experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com .  Follow us on social: Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook Closed Group (get those extra d...

Nicole goes on a juicy impromptu Bumble date where her gypsy magic goes into full effect. She went out with him for the opportunity to get  dicked down and ends up talking about marriage.  Email us your homance moments to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgme...

Nicole and Sarah each share their micropenis encounters. Brace yourself for all of the sadness and disappointment expressed in this episode. Nicole also gets an age-related reality check.  Share your disaster dates or weird sex stories anonymously with the Homance at stories@homancechronicles.com . Rate, Listen and Subscribe!!!  IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homan...

Nicole and Sarah share their separate experiences of getting stopped at the Detroit/Windsor border trying to get back home from Canada. Nicole was a young 19-year-old just out to have a good time and ended up sequestered in the custom's office. Sarah was just trying to go on a Tinder date and get some dick, but got a double car search. Share your border control experience by emailing stories@homan...

It's the first-ever Homance listener episode where Sarah and Nicole read your stories back to you! It's more fun than it sounds. Thank you to our listeners for sharing their stories of public intoxication and misunderstandings.  Want to hear us read your story (anonymously, of course)? Submit it to stories@homancechronicles.com . Check out the Language of Bromance podcast too! Follow us on IG @hom...

Sarah and Nicole each share their accidental tattoo reveal stories. They both hid their first tattoos from their mothers and ultimately got caught. That's not the only time they've done some hiding. They also tell a story where they ended up hiding from CeeLo Green look-a-likes who were stalking them.  Send your stalker encounters to stories@homancechronicles.com Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twi...

Nicole had a couple of unexpected things happen on her work trip that led to Tupac fun facts, eating her own weight in food and a sake-filled Halloween night. Sarah spent her Halloween out of town too; but in a bulky man-suit and getting tattoos.  Send us your tidbits and tadbits to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: homance_chronicles Twitter: homance_podcast Join our closed Facebook group for a l...

Vegas strikes again! This time, honorary ho Megan, blows our minds with her recent girls trip: four days, 18 girls, six-figures spent, two pool parties, one wheelchair and countless bottles of booze. It's a legit real-life version of 'The Hangover.'  Submit your Vegas survival story to stories@homancechronicles.com Review, subscribe and listen! IG: homance_chronicles Twitter: homance_podcast Faceb...

Nicole breaks down her recent dating experience where all the boxes were checked, but the chemistry lacked. Sarah is inspired by the Tinder machine to tell a vintage story when she ended up jumping out of a plane on a date! Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook closed group: The Hom...

Sarah went exploring out west and in the windy city. She visited friends in Denver and they roadtriped it to Santa Fe for the full Meow Wolf experience. Then, she met up with an honorary ho and surprised her co-ho with her karaoke performance. Somehow she managed to end up in Chicago and attend a female arm wrestling competition for charity.  Email us: stories@homancechronicles.com Join the closed...

It's our first crossover episode! We linked up with the Spell Cast Podcast to talk about how to channel your intuition, spiritual guidance and positive energies when dealing with all things related to relationships. Wondering what the difference is between a soul mate and a twin flame? Trying to figure out if it's just chemistry or a true connection?  Courtney and Aondreiel keep it real with ya ho...

Nicole and Sarah try to hang like they're in their 20s again. They had a blasty blast at the Alina Baraz concert and only had one or two weird run-ins. Then, in an attempt to have a successful girls night out they bar hopped until they found the right cast of characters. You'll also get a couple side piece stories along the way! Send your listener stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @ho...

This week the Homance welcomes special guest, Garrett aka @djgtrain, from Lawrence Fucking Kansas (LFK). He shares some of the crazy shit he's seen as a veteran in the DJ game. There's lots of talk about random nakedness and surprise bonus stories from his friends.  Follow us on IG @homance_chronicles and @djgtrain Join our closed group on Facebook for bonus material: The Homance Chronicles - A Ju...

Sarah makes it back from Germany, but not everyone made it on the bus! While Sarah was across the pond Nicole encountered a wannabe Christian Grey. There is no better way to share this story than to act it out as a play. Welcome to The Homance Chronicles Theater - featuring '50 Shades of Wrong' - starring London Mike as 'Christian No' and Sarah giving her best impression of a pissed off Nicole.  S...

Part 2 of this story takes the Homance to a club with all the awkward dinner guests. Then, before you know it, the laws of attraction kick in (or the 700 drinks) and the ladies have their eyes on the prize. They keep the night going until the wee hours of the morning. Then wake up in a panic and drive around for hours on a ridiculous mission.  Send us your crazy adventures anonymously to stories@h...

This week you get a piece within a piece! London Mike is still avoiding his responsibilities, so you get a fun side piece before the main entree.  Part 1 of the full-length story sets the scene of a D grade Melrose Place-like pool where Nicole and Sarah hung out one summer several years ago. Nicole set her sights on a guy from the pool and that's when the mission began. This mission included a 3:0...

The Muskegon River eats Sarah's phone, which leads to a series of awkward events, including a blast from the past. Nicole and Sarah share their tubing stories from the past few years and how it's a miracle they've survived. 

After a few follow-up items, Nicole and Sarah share their opinions on friends with benefits. Being the sex positive gals that they are, they share personal stories; including a time Sarah was meeting up with a Tinder match, but Nicole ended up scoring her longtime FWB, 'Afternoon Delight.'  Send us your friend with benefits stories, reactions or opinions to stories@homancechronicles.com   Join the...

What happens when Nicole, a.k.a. "So Not Adventure Barbie," meets a real life Adventure Ken? Let's just say things escalated quickly! This story is super sexy, ridiculously hilarious and incredibly endearing.  The Atta Girl segment is sticking, so send us your stories and Atta Girls for an upcoming listener episode. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com

The Homance welcomes special guest, stand up comedian, Kara Coraci! She keeps it real. We discuss everything from DUIs to laser hair removal. Kara shares some personal stories that will make you bust out laughing, yet also feel inspired to be your best self.  Find Kara Coraci here:  www.crotchie.com www. AlcamoPhotography.com Instagram: @comedian_karacoraci Facebook: Kara Coraci    

There's a male guest on the show who we'll call, 'Sonic.' He shares his own Twilight Zone story about a time he was awakened in the middle of the night by a strange man in his apartment. His story will take you on a hilarious journey full of twists and turns, including drugs, oils and bare asses.  We're still playing our favorite drinking game where we take a drink every time we say the word, 'so....

All the feels. Nicole shares a story about a wannabe lover and how it just never seems to work out. Wait for the professional twist at the end! 

Nicole goes on a boat with Hot Pants, Glitter Bomb and a bunch of fruit while Sarah and Londie play cards and crash a party.