The Homance Chronicles

It's the first-ever Homance listener episode where Sarah and Nicole read your stories back to you! It's more fun than it sounds. Thank you to our listeners for sharing their stories of public intoxication and misunderstandings.  Want to hear us read your story (anonymously, of course)? Submit it to stories@homancechronicles.com . Check out the Language of Bromance podcast too! Follow us on IG @hom...

Sarah and Nicole each share their accidental tattoo reveal stories. They both hid their first tattoos from their mothers and ultimately got caught. That's not the only time they've done some hiding. They also tell a story where they ended up hiding from CeeLo Green look-a-likes who were stalking them.  Send your stalker encounters to stories@homancechronicles.com Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twi...

Nicole had a couple of unexpected things happen on her work trip that led to Tupac fun facts, eating her own weight in food and a sake-filled Halloween night. Sarah spent her Halloween out of town too; but in a bulky man-suit and getting tattoos.  Send us your tidbits and tadbits to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: homance_chronicles Twitter: homance_podcast Join our closed Facebook group for a l...

Vegas strikes again! This time, honorary ho Megan, blows our minds with her recent girls trip: four days, 18 girls, six-figures spent, two pool parties, one wheelchair and countless bottles of booze. It's a legit real-life version of 'The Hangover.'  Submit your Vegas survival story to stories@homancechronicles.com Review, subscribe and listen! IG: homance_chronicles Twitter: homance_podcast Faceb...

Nicole breaks down her recent dating experience where all the boxes were checked, but the chemistry lacked. Sarah is inspired by the Tinder machine to tell a vintage story when she ended up jumping out of a plane on a date! Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook closed group: The Hom...

Sarah went exploring out west and in the windy city. She visited friends in Denver and they roadtriped it to Santa Fe for the full Meow Wolf experience. Then, she met up with an honorary ho and surprised her co-ho with her karaoke performance. Somehow she managed to end up in Chicago and attend a female arm wrestling competition for charity.  Email us: stories@homancechronicles.com Join the closed...

It's our first crossover episode! We linked up with the Spell Cast Podcast to talk about how to channel your intuition, spiritual guidance and positive energies when dealing with all things related to relationships. Wondering what the difference is between a soul mate and a twin flame? Trying to figure out if it's just chemistry or a true connection?  Courtney and Aondreiel keep it real with ya ho...

Nicole and Sarah try to hang like they're in their 20s again. They had a blasty blast at the Alina Baraz concert and only had one or two weird run-ins. Then, in an attempt to have a successful girls night out they bar hopped until they found the right cast of characters. You'll also get a couple side piece stories along the way! Send your listener stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @ho...

This week the Homance welcomes special guest, Garrett aka @djgtrain, from Lawrence Fucking Kansas (LFK). He shares some of the crazy shit he's seen as a veteran in the DJ game. There's lots of talk about random nakedness and surprise bonus stories from his friends.  Follow us on IG @homance_chronicles and @djgtrain Join our closed group on Facebook for bonus material: The Homance Chronicles - A Ju...

Sarah makes it back from Germany, but not everyone made it on the bus! While Sarah was across the pond Nicole encountered a wannabe Christian Grey. There is no better way to share this story than to act it out as a play. Welcome to The Homance Chronicles Theater - featuring '50 Shades of Wrong' - starring London Mike as 'Christian No' and Sarah giving her best impression of a pissed off Nicole.  S...

Part 2 of this story takes the Homance to a club with all the awkward dinner guests. Then, before you know it, the laws of attraction kick in (or the 700 drinks) and the ladies have their eyes on the prize. They keep the night going until the wee hours of the morning. Then wake up in a panic and drive around for hours on a ridiculous mission.  Send us your crazy adventures anonymously to stories@h...

This week you get a piece within a piece! London Mike is still avoiding his responsibilities, so you get a fun side piece before the main entree.  Part 1 of the full-length story sets the scene of a D grade Melrose Place-like pool where Nicole and Sarah hung out one summer several years ago. Nicole set her sights on a guy from the pool and that's when the mission began. This mission included a 3:0...

The Muskegon River eats Sarah's phone, which leads to a series of awkward events, including a blast from the past. Nicole and Sarah share their tubing stories from the past few years and how it's a miracle they've survived. 

After a few follow-up items, Nicole and Sarah share their opinions on friends with benefits. Being the sex positive gals that they are, they share personal stories; including a time Sarah was meeting up with a Tinder match, but Nicole ended up scoring her longtime FWB, 'Afternoon Delight.'  Send us your friend with benefits stories, reactions or opinions to stories@homancechronicles.com   Join the...

What happens when Nicole, a.k.a. "So Not Adventure Barbie," meets a real life Adventure Ken? Let's just say things escalated quickly! This story is super sexy, ridiculously hilarious and incredibly endearing.  The Atta Girl segment is sticking, so send us your stories and Atta Girls for an upcoming listener episode. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com

The Homance welcomes special guest, stand up comedian, Kara Coraci! She keeps it real. We discuss everything from DUIs to laser hair removal. Kara shares some personal stories that will make you bust out laughing, yet also feel inspired to be your best self.  Find Kara Coraci here:  www.crotchie.com www. AlcamoPhotography.com Instagram: @comedian_karacoraci Facebook: Kara Coraci    

There's a male guest on the show who we'll call, 'Sonic.' He shares his own Twilight Zone story about a time he was awakened in the middle of the night by a strange man in his apartment. His story will take you on a hilarious journey full of twists and turns, including drugs, oils and bare asses.  We're still playing our favorite drinking game where we take a drink every time we say the word, 'so....

All the feels. Nicole shares a story about a wannabe lover and how it just never seems to work out. Wait for the professional twist at the end! 

Nicole goes on a boat with Hot Pants, Glitter Bomb and a bunch of fruit while Sarah and Londie play cards and crash a party. 

Sarah gets her groove back and Nicole's past comes back. The Homance meets up with girlfriends for dinner and Sarah ends up on a tour bus. Nicole is contacted by a fuckboy who tried to play games with her six years ago. 

Getting hit on should make you feel good, right? What if it's in front of your parents? 

Sarah finally fills us in on some of her adventures in Germany! Then, Nicole spills the tea on a spontaneous date she had while Sarah was visiting a friend in Missouri.  Send London Mike your dating stories, or atta girls. He'll make sure to keep them anonymous. Email:  stories@homancechronicles.com. Sooooo...drink!

Nicole goes on a date with the Dr. Chef and it can't just be normal. There's a conversation on said date about how people present themselves online that reveals an interesting fact. But...facts, fuck 'em.  The "so" drinking game continues. 

Sarah and London Mike go on a field trip to America's Roller Coast. #noad It's a full day of amusement part domination: Steel Vengeance, cider tasting and camels! The "so" drinking game continues and if you want to get real hammered add in "medical bag." 

The homantic vibes between Nicole and Rambo continue. Sarah and Nicole end up at a Cirque show and a nightclub that should be a Cirque show. Then, the trip concludes with an epic rom-com movie-like ending that you'd never expect.