Nicole Bonneville and Sarah Ando

The Homance Chronicles

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Welcome to "The Homance Chronicles" podcast, where we celebrate women's history in the most captivating way – by sharing stories about incredible women we should all know but often don't. Join us for our weekly series, "Hoes of History," where Nicole and Sarah discover the untold stories of women who defied expectations, shattered barriers, and paved the way for future generations. BUT… if you start from episode 1, get ready for a surprise. This podcast isn't just about historical heroines. It's also a space for women to not be ashamed of their dating disasters, sex fails, and overall poor cho...

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Nicole Bonneville and Sarah Ando

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Side Piece 18: Are Tattoos Taboo in Mexico? 19.03.2019 9:07

Sarah traveled to Guadalajara, Mexico where she encountered cat calls, compliments and curiosity about her tattoos. Have a weird tattoo story? We want to hear about it. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com. Subscribe, rate, review. Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Episode 49: Bodies, Bombs and Balls 14.03.2019 47:01

The Homance talks a little pop culture before getting into a vintage story about an all-day charity bar crawl. They were basically crawling back home, but not alone! Which brings up another vintage memory of a different time they brought three guys back to the house and things got weird on an office chair. We want to hear your stories! Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com to be anonymously...

Side Piece 17: Scrabble Master 12.03.2019 17:03

Nicole tells a vintage story about a guy who used big words to distract her from his terrible personality. They never went out on a date, but still technically "met" in person. It's weird. Send us your weird dating encounters to stories@homancechronicles.com Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

Episode 48: Let Your Intuition Guide You feat. Lisa Jesswein 07.03.2019 1:02:46

The Homance welcomes special guest, Lisa Jesswein, a close friend and spiritual medium with 30+ years experience. Lisa is a single woman in her 50s and has some real dating doozies. Despite all the weirdness, she remains positive and encourages everyone to harness their intuition when it comes to relationships. Go to www.intuitiveyou.net to learn more about the services she offers. Check out her...

Side Piece 16: Fist Bump and Upchuck 05.03.2019 10:13

A friend of the Homance is looking to take a trip to Fucktown with her new young boy toy. Unfortunately, she has an awkward encounter on the way and then caps off the trip with a bit of vomit. We want to hear about your bad dates! Send us your embarrassing moments to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A...

Episode 47: The Russian 05.03.2019 52:53

Sarah has mentioned "The Russian" on several episodes. She FINALLY gives us the entire story! She takes us on a journey filled with poor choices, awkward moments and Russian dick. Send us your crotch rocket experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Closed Facebook Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Side Piece 15: Do You Want a Bite of My Taco? 26.02.2019 11:26

Sarah is not sorry for partying. Her and Lord Reubles went down a dark path of Monster energy mixed with vodka. The drunk tornado swirled it's way to a breakfast full of tacos and no regrets. Send us your drunk funnies to stories@homancechronicles.com . We'll keep you anonymous. IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @twitter_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

Episode 46: Florida Is Not Beach Chic 21.02.2019 49:22

Sarah and London Mike acted like snowbirds and went to Florida for a mid-winter break. Things didn't get crazy, but Sarah still managed to fall in a fountain. Nicole reminisces about her Florida trips, including a thong bathing suit and a celebrity sighting. SORRY, WE SOUND LIKE WE'RE IN A TIN CAN! WHOOPS. Send us your Florida memories to stories@homancepodcast.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Twitte...

Episode 45: Real Recognize Real feat. Carmen 14.02.2019 1:02:08

The Homance welcomes longtime friend, Carmen, as a guest this week. It's the ultimate girl talk! You'll laugh non-stop as these three single ladies discuss all things dating and relationships. Bad flirting, dating apps, dick games, sex stuff, chemistry, boundaries, preferences, etc. Nothing is held back. Send us your dating experiences to stories@homancepodcast.com. Instagram: @homance_chronicle...

Side Piece 14: Don't Give my Pet a Nickname 12.02.2019 2:25

Fellas, stick to the script. Don't try to be cute and give our pets unwanted nicknames. Submit your homance-style experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Episode 44: FaceTime Dates 07.02.2019 57:37

Ever had a FaceTime hookup? Is it weird to FaceTime when you haven't met in person? What if someone screenshots you? The Homance shares their experiences, insecurities and guidelines when it comes to all things FaceTime. Send your experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_pod...

Side Piece 13: Lyft Driver 05.02.2019 8:11

Sunday funday leads to an awkward encounter with a Lyft driver. The Homance can't do anything without a story.

Episode 43: Hand Drinks in Cancun 31.01.2019 1:06:16

It's a compilation of Cancun stories from Nicole and Sarah. Nicole compares her Cancun vacation from when she was 19-years-old versus her current trip at 35. Sarah barely survived to tell her story. Actually, it's a mystery how either of them survived. Submit you Cancun dreams and/or nightmares to stories@homancechronicles.com . Join the closed group on Facebook for behind the scenes content: Th...

Side Piece 12: TV Dick 30.01.2019 6:40

Sarah wants to be "punished" by her new celebrity crush. Apparently, Jon Bernthal a.k.a The Punisher a.k.a Shane from The Walking Dead has really got this thirsty bitch sprung.

Episode 42: Mr. Transformation and the Friend Zone 24.01.2019 1:01:53

Nicole apparently makes a good chili, but not a good dating partner. She accidentally matches with a friend of a friend and things go south quick. Sarah has a coworker who is trying to get himself out of the friend zone. The Homance therapy session has begun! Send your funny dating experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com! We'll keep everyone involved anonymous. Instagram: @homance_chronicle...

Side Piece 11: Dating App Adjacent 22.01.2019 36:21

Sarah isn't even on dating apps, but still finds herself in an awkward online dating situation. Homance to the rescue. Send your funny dating experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Don't worry, you and everyone involved will remain anonymous. Follow The Homance Chronicles on Facebook and join the closed group, A Judgment Free Zone, for extra juicy deets. Instagram: @homance_chronicles T...

Episode 41: Situationships feat. Amber Huyghe from A Walk Back to Self-Love Podcast 17.01.2019 59:54

Things get deep this week! Special guest, Amber Huyghe, empowerment and self-love public speaker, shares details from a situationship that resulted in her demanding better for herself. Nicole also reveals a not-so-proud moment. Don't get dickmatized! Amber's Info: Podcast - A Walk Back to Self Love Instagram @nurture_your_soul Facebook @walkbacktoselflove Instagram @homance_chronicles Join the clo...

Side Piece 10: Instagram Bae 15.01.2019 13:35

Nicole tries to create her own 'Love Connection' by sliding into the DMs of one of the show's contestants. Got a 'sliding into the DMs' story? Send it to stories@homancechronicles.com . Follow us on social. IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

Episode 40: Part 2 - Chicago NYE - Someone Goes to the Hospital 10.01.2019 1:01:39

The Chicago New Year's Eve story continues and doesn't disappoint. The Homance gets their lives together after having the worst hangovers ever. They meet up with an eclectic group of friends and that's when things pop off. Before you know it, they're taking shots, dancing with servicemen, and then the ambulance comes. Send your homance experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @ho...

Side Piece 9: Bandersnatched 09.01.2019 7:15

Nicole breaks down her experience watching Netflix's choose your own adventure movie, 'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.' She got Bandersnatched! Side Pieces are shorter, one topic bonus episodes...enjoy! Submit your Bandersnatch review, or other Homance experiences, to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles...

Episode 40: Part 1 - The Nose and Company in Chicago on NYE 03.01.2019 56:42

The Homance went on a road trip several years ago to Chicago for New Year's Eve where they knew everyone and no one at the same time. Sarah was creating her own love triangle of sorts, while Nicole's clumsy ass was trying to be the ultimate ride or die. Send your homance-style experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: T...

Episode 39: Last Christmas, I Gave You My Rattlesnake 20.12.2018 36:21

Nicole relives a ridiculously hilarious situation from her family vacation at Christmastime last year. The craziest stories always come from Florida; and so do rattlesnakes. Submit your homance-style experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Follow us on social: Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook Closed Group (get those extra d...

Episode 38: Swipe Fatigue 13.12.2018 55:23

Nicole goes on a juicy impromptu Bumble date where her gypsy magic goes into full effect. She went out with him for the opportunity to get dicked down and ends up talking about marriage. Email us your homance moments to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgme...

Episode 37: Microdick or Micropenis? 06.12.2018 1:03:49

Nicole and Sarah each share their micropenis encounters. Brace yourself for all of the sadness and disappointment expressed in this episode. Nicole also gets an age-related reality check. Share your disaster dates or weird sex stories anonymously with the Homance at stories@homancechronicles.com . Rate, Listen and Subscribe!!! IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homan...

Episode 36: They Have Male Strip Clubs in Canada 29.11.2018 59:09

Nicole and Sarah share their separate experiences of getting stopped at the Detroit/Windsor border trying to get back home from Canada. Nicole was a young 19-year-old just out to have a good time and ended up sequestered in the custom's office. Sarah was just trying to go on a Tinder date and get some dick, but got a double car search. Share your border control experience by emailing stories@homan...