The Homance Chronicles

Nicole saw a coworker leave his phone on a treadmill and did nothing except watch him try to find it. This dick move is a lesson in tough love.  Send us your funny coworker stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

It's been a whole year! The Homance celebrated by doing a live show at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, Michigan thanks to Honorary Mentions Comedy. Laugh along with the crowd as Sarah talks about getting hit on in traffic and the hoes reminisce about their first two drunken nights that solidified their friendship.  Send us your drunken stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles...

Do you like to set the mood? Sarah doesn't give a fuck because the last time she asked for romance things went awry. Whereas, Nicole likes to find the perfect ambient lighting.  Do you have a romance gone wrong story? Send it to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Nicole and Sarah debate on whether getting back together with an ex can actually work. Nicole has an ice cold bitch philosophy, while Sarah thrives in the gray area.  Did you end up marrying your ex? We want to hear about it. Send us your story to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

Friend/listener story time! There's a lot happening in this one: black walnut stains, a promotion and mystery meat BBQ.  Email us your stories at stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance went to see a friend's hard rock band play at an small venue. They spot two guys who look somewhat normal and like they don't belong at the show. With the power of Nicole's gypsy magic and Sarah's voodoo the two guys naturally gravitate towards them and quickly fall in love.  Anything crazy happen to you at a concert? We want to hear about it. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com...

Sarah traveled to Guadalajara, Mexico where she encountered cat calls, compliments and curiosity about her tattoos. Have a weird tattoo story? We want to hear about it. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com. Subscribe, rate, review.  Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance talks a little pop culture before getting into a vintage story about an all-day charity bar crawl. They were basically crawling back home, but not alone! Which brings up another vintage memory of a different time they brought three guys back to the house and things got weird on an office chair.  We want to hear your stories! Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com  to be anonymously...

Nicole tells a vintage story about a guy who used big words to distract her from his terrible personality. They never went out on a date, but still technically "met" in person. It's weird.  Send us your weird dating encounters to stories@homancechronicles.com Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

The Homance welcomes special guest, Lisa Jesswein, a close friend and spiritual medium with 30+ years experience. Lisa is a single woman in her 50s and has some real dating doozies. Despite all the weirdness, she remains positive and encourages everyone to harness their intuition when it comes to relationships.  Go to www.intuitiveyou.net  to learn more about the services she offers. Check out her...

A friend of the Homance is looking to take a trip to Fucktown with her new young boy toy. Unfortunately, she has an awkward encounter on the way and then caps off the trip with a bit of vomit. We want to hear about your bad dates! Send us your embarrassing moments to stories@homancechronicles.com .  IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A...

Sarah has mentioned "The Russian" on several episodes. She FINALLY gives us the entire story! She takes us on a journey filled with poor choices, awkward moments and Russian dick.  Send us your crotch rocket experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Closed Facebook Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Sarah is not sorry for partying. Her and Lord Reubles went down a dark path of Monster energy mixed with vodka. The drunk tornado swirled it's way to a breakfast full of tacos and no regrets.  Send us your drunk funnies to stories@homancechronicles.com . We'll keep you anonymous.  IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @twitter_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

Sarah and London Mike acted like snowbirds and went to Florida for a mid-winter break. Things didn't get crazy, but Sarah still managed to fall in a fountain. Nicole reminisces about her Florida trips, including a thong bathing suit and a celebrity sighting. SORRY, WE SOUND LIKE WE'RE IN A TIN CAN! WHOOPS. Send us your Florida memories to stories@homancepodcast.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Twitte...

The Homance welcomes longtime friend, Carmen, as a guest this week. It's the ultimate girl talk! You'll laugh non-stop as these three single ladies discuss all things dating and relationships. Bad flirting, dating apps, dick games, sex stuff, chemistry, boundaries, preferences, etc. Nothing is held back.  Send us your dating experiences to stories@homancepodcast.com.  Instagram: @homance_chronicle...

Fellas, stick to the script. Don't try to be cute and give our pets unwanted nicknames.  Submit your homance-style experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Ever had a FaceTime hookup? Is it weird to FaceTime when you haven't met in person? What if someone screenshots you? The Homance shares their experiences, insecurities and guidelines when it comes to all things FaceTime.  Send your experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_pod...

Sunday funday leads to an awkward encounter with a Lyft driver. The Homance can't do anything without a story.

It's a compilation of Cancun stories from Nicole and Sarah. Nicole compares her Cancun vacation from when she was 19-years-old versus her current trip at 35. Sarah barely survived to tell her story. Actually, it's a mystery how either of them survived.  Submit you Cancun dreams and/or nightmares to stories@homancechronicles.com .  Join the closed group on Facebook for behind the scenes content: Th...

Sarah wants to be "punished" by her new celebrity crush. Apparently, Jon Bernthal a.k.a The Punisher a.k.a Shane from The Walking Dead has really got this thirsty bitch sprung. 

Nicole apparently makes a good chili, but not a good dating partner. She accidentally matches with a friend of a friend and things go south quick. Sarah has a coworker who is trying to get himself out of the friend zone. The Homance therapy session has begun! Send your funny dating experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com!  We'll keep everyone involved anonymous.  Instagram: @homance_chronicle...

Sarah isn't even on dating apps, but still finds herself in an awkward online dating situation. Homance to the rescue.  Send your funny dating experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Don't worry, you and everyone involved will remain anonymous.  Follow The Homance Chronicles on Facebook and join the closed group, A Judgment Free Zone, for extra juicy deets.  Instagram: @homance_chronicles T...

Things get deep this week! Special guest, Amber Huyghe, empowerment and self-love public speaker, shares details from a situationship that resulted in her demanding better for herself. Nicole also reveals a not-so-proud moment. Don't get dickmatized! Amber's Info: Podcast - A Walk Back to Self Love Instagram @nurture_your_soul Facebook @walkbacktoselflove Instagram @homance_chronicles Join the clo...

Nicole tries to create her own 'Love Connection' by sliding into the DMs of one of the show's contestants.  Got a 'sliding into the DMs' story? Send it to stories@homancechronicles.com .  Follow us on social.  IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

The Chicago New Year's Eve story continues and doesn't disappoint. The Homance gets their lives together after having the worst hangovers ever. They meet up with an eclectic group of friends and that's when things pop off. Before you know it, they're taking shots, dancing with servicemen, and then the ambulance comes.  Send your homance experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @ho...