The Homance Chronicles

EXTRA BONUS CONTENT!!! There's more to the 'I Left Him on the Beach' story! And, spoiler alert, Nicole has never kissed a girl.  Send us your fun vacation stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast

Nicole and Sarah rant, rave and review some of their favorite TV shows, including the wild ass '90 Day Fiance.' Then, answer personal questions that are clean, dirty and everything in-between. They dish on their first kisses, celebrity crushes, favorite drinks and more.  Have questions for the Homance? Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The...

The universe is really trying Nicole again. She has a run-in with a guy before she goes on a date with him and then again after the date! And the date wasn't even that good. Ugh!  Send your dating stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

A dear friend of the show, Eric Thomas, stops by to go down memory lane and talk about the current dating climate. Eric and Nicole share wild stories from when they worked at a radio station together. Then, things take a shift into where we are now and how to navigate dating expectations, perceptions and situations from a male and female point-of-view. Send us your dating questions to stories@homa...

Special guest and friend, Keagan, joins the Homance to talk about her recent girls' trip to the Dominican Republic. And, she doesn't hold back. Everything from bathroom blowies to bummer beach sex. Send your girls' trip wild memories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast  

There are actual cuddle parties that people can go to like a 'Fight Club.' Sarah did some research on the subject and tells you everything you never wanted to know, but NEED TO KNOW. Yes, people are professional cuddlers. Yes, they are getting paid. Send us your cuddle story to stories@homancechronicles.com .  IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free...

Nicole matches with a guy from Bumble (a dating app) who keeps asking for a cuddle session even though they've never met in-person.  Do you have weird online dating stories? Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Have you ever found someone else's underwear at your hookup's house? When did leaving panties behind become a thing? Well, Nicole now has first-hand experience with stumbling upon panties that aren't her own. It killed the vibe (putting it mildly). Send us your crazy hookup stories to stories@homancechronciles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment...

Nicole goes on a date with her first fan boy. The date was awkward, creepy and downright uncomfortable...yet flattering.  Send us your bad date stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance goes on the road to Fort Wayne, Indiana. This is the live show recording from 816 Pint & Slice. The hoes made friends quick and asked them to come shares their stories, which couldn't be more different. Comedians, Kerri Pulley and Mike Logan, kept it real while keeping us laughing.  Contact us at stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles, @kerripulley, @icecoldcomedian Face...

Omar is still hanging out with us and talking about the stigmas and stereotypes around hooking up on a first date. We ask him why men won't consider having relationships with women that they sleep with on the first night. His answer might surprise you.  Send us topics, or first night hookup stories, to stories@homancechronicles.com .  IG: homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chron...

It's a listener story! Sarah and Nicole read through the details and make commentary on one of our listener's wild nights out with her book club. She even shared their customary toast: Here's to the breezes...that flows thru the treezes...that lifts the skirts above the kneeses...it teases and it pleases. Here's to snatch! Now down the Hatch! Submit your homance-style night out to stories@homancec...

Special guest, Omar, shares a time when he was berated with racial slurs and stereotypes during a one night stand and it wasn't a turn off. As he puts it, he's here to help "spread the culture." Send us your crazy one night stand stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance welcomes their good friend, Omar, as a guest this week. He has vintage stories for days about Sarah that come out of the vault. Specifically, Sarah's 30th birthday where things got really out of control. And, Nicole exposes the identity of the guy who fell in love with her in Fort Wayne.  Do you have a story where you probably should've died, but you lived to tell it? That's what we wa...

Sarah has a near death experience in her Uber, yet she ends up taking a selfie with the driver. A real turn-by-turn of events.  Send us your scary Uber/Lyft stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Sarah and Nicole barely make it to Fort Wayne, Indiana for the Maumee, Mary and Joseph Comedy Festival in one piece even though they traveled separately. Once they got settled in shenanigans ensued.  Check out some of our favorite comedians from the festival: Jacy Lafontaine, Kerri Pulley, Dan Currie, Mike Logan and Mike Moses. Send us your homance-style stories to stories@homancechronicles.com ....

Nicole gets an offer to clear out the cobwebs and schedules a dick appointment. Single ladies...we've all been there.  Send your dick appointment stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Lisa is back and spilling all the tea on her latest relationship fallout. You'd think her ex was Channing Tatum with all the attention he gets. Turns out, he's just a bankrupt womanizer with Tourette Syndrome and a microdick. Buckle up for this story, it's a bumpy ride.  Send us your last relationship fail to stories@homancechronicles.com . Get all the good-good in the closed Facebook group: The H...

The Homance invited their friend's hilarious mom onto the show. Lisa has so many dating disaster stories that we couldn't fit them all in one episode! She's a divorced mom of three with many years of online dating under her belt. Her stories are filled with drama, jokes and jaw-dropping moments.   Join the Facebook closed group: 'The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone' for bonus content.  I...

Nicole saw a coworker leave his phone on a treadmill and did nothing except watch him try to find it. This dick move is a lesson in tough love.  Send us your funny coworker stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

It's been a whole year! The Homance celebrated by doing a live show at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, Michigan thanks to Honorary Mentions Comedy. Laugh along with the crowd as Sarah talks about getting hit on in traffic and the hoes reminisce about their first two drunken nights that solidified their friendship.  Send us your drunken stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles...

Do you like to set the mood? Sarah doesn't give a fuck because the last time she asked for romance things went awry. Whereas, Nicole likes to find the perfect ambient lighting.  Do you have a romance gone wrong story? Send it to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Nicole and Sarah debate on whether getting back together with an ex can actually work. Nicole has an ice cold bitch philosophy, while Sarah thrives in the gray area.  Did you end up marrying your ex? We want to hear about it. Send us your story to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone

Friend/listener story time! There's a lot happening in this one: black walnut stains, a promotion and mystery meat BBQ.  Email us your stories at stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance went to see a friend's hard rock band play at an small venue. They spot two guys who look somewhat normal and like they don't belong at the show. With the power of Nicole's gypsy magic and Sarah's voodoo the two guys naturally gravitate towards them and quickly fall in love.  Anything crazy happen to you at a concert? We want to hear about it. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com...