The Homance Chronicles

A Paranormal Chicks and the Homance met up in a Chicago hotel room for the ultimate podcast crossover episode! HOTEL HOOKUPS - Nicole talks about a one night stand with witnesses. Kerri reminisces about a close encounter with a sleep apnea machine.  Check out https://aparanormalchicks.com/  for comedy-infused true crime and paranormal stories with a girl talk twist.  Facebook Closed Group: The Hom...

Nicole's latest situationship did not go well. It seemed as though they both lost interest. Then, when she didn't respond to one of his text messages he said some crazy, below-the-belt shit to upset her. Prepare to be enraged and offended.  Send your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com . Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twit...

Nicole pulls a Sarah and actually forgets to do something! She was distracted and spaced out on paying her tab at the bar. After she realizes her credit card is still at the bar there's a series of aggressive events that take place.  Send us your stories to stories@homancechronicles.com Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_p...

The Homance takes to the stage for an "in your face" live show with stand-up comedian, Johanna Medranda. Nothing is off limits! They talk about porn fantasies, STIs and spicy sex stuff (literally).  Outside of performing, Johanna is the co-founder of Honorary Mentions Comedy Productions and producer for 313 Comedy and The Independent Comedy Club. Follow her on Instagram @avrgjoh to find upcoming p...

Is getting your butt cheeks tattooed taking it too far? Sarah went on another tattoo adventure and had to have her butt cheek exposed the whole time. It's okay though. She wasn't alone. There was a man in a speedo at the shop getting some work done too.  Send us your tattoo stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment...

Nicole and Sarah had a super, super, super Sunday that involved brunch, bad advice and sex toys. They've been ignorant to the dildo game...until now.  Share your sex toy stories - send an email to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

EXTRA BONUS CONTENT!!! There's more to the 'I Left Him on the Beach' story! And, spoiler alert, Nicole has never kissed a girl.  Send us your fun vacation stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast

Nicole and Sarah rant, rave and review some of their favorite TV shows, including the wild ass '90 Day Fiance.' Then, answer personal questions that are clean, dirty and everything in-between. They dish on their first kisses, celebrity crushes, favorite drinks and more.  Have questions for the Homance? Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The...

The universe is really trying Nicole again. She has a run-in with a guy before she goes on a date with him and then again after the date! And the date wasn't even that good. Ugh!  Send your dating stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

A dear friend of the show, Eric Thomas, stops by to go down memory lane and talk about the current dating climate. Eric and Nicole share wild stories from when they worked at a radio station together. Then, things take a shift into where we are now and how to navigate dating expectations, perceptions and situations from a male and female point-of-view. Send us your dating questions to stories@homa...

Special guest and friend, Keagan, joins the Homance to talk about her recent girls' trip to the Dominican Republic. And, she doesn't hold back. Everything from bathroom blowies to bummer beach sex. Send your girls' trip wild memories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast  

There are actual cuddle parties that people can go to like a 'Fight Club.' Sarah did some research on the subject and tells you everything you never wanted to know, but NEED TO KNOW. Yes, people are professional cuddlers. Yes, they are getting paid. Send us your cuddle story to stories@homancechronicles.com .  IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free...

Nicole matches with a guy from Bumble (a dating app) who keeps asking for a cuddle session even though they've never met in-person.  Do you have weird online dating stories? Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Have you ever found someone else's underwear at your hookup's house? When did leaving panties behind become a thing? Well, Nicole now has first-hand experience with stumbling upon panties that aren't her own. It killed the vibe (putting it mildly). Send us your crazy hookup stories to stories@homancechronciles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment...

Nicole goes on a date with her first fan boy. The date was awkward, creepy and downright uncomfortable...yet flattering.  Send us your bad date stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance goes on the road to Fort Wayne, Indiana. This is the live show recording from 816 Pint & Slice. The hoes made friends quick and asked them to come shares their stories, which couldn't be more different. Comedians, Kerri Pulley and Mike Logan, kept it real while keeping us laughing.  Contact us at stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles, @kerripulley, @icecoldcomedian Face...

Omar is still hanging out with us and talking about the stigmas and stereotypes around hooking up on a first date. We ask him why men won't consider having relationships with women that they sleep with on the first night. His answer might surprise you.  Send us topics, or first night hookup stories, to stories@homancechronicles.com .  IG: homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chron...

It's a listener story! Sarah and Nicole read through the details and make commentary on one of our listener's wild nights out with her book club. She even shared their customary toast: Here's to the breezes...that flows thru the treezes...that lifts the skirts above the kneeses...it teases and it pleases. Here's to snatch! Now down the Hatch! Submit your homance-style night out to stories@homancec...

Special guest, Omar, shares a time when he was berated with racial slurs and stereotypes during a one night stand and it wasn't a turn off. As he puts it, he's here to help "spread the culture." Send us your crazy one night stand stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance welcomes their good friend, Omar, as a guest this week. He has vintage stories for days about Sarah that come out of the vault. Specifically, Sarah's 30th birthday where things got really out of control. And, Nicole exposes the identity of the guy who fell in love with her in Fort Wayne.  Do you have a story where you probably should've died, but you lived to tell it? That's what we wa...

Sarah has a near death experience in her Uber, yet she ends up taking a selfie with the driver. A real turn-by-turn of events.  Send us your scary Uber/Lyft stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Sarah and Nicole barely make it to Fort Wayne, Indiana for the Maumee, Mary and Joseph Comedy Festival in one piece even though they traveled separately. Once they got settled in shenanigans ensued.  Check out some of our favorite comedians from the festival: Jacy Lafontaine, Kerri Pulley, Dan Currie, Mike Logan and Mike Moses. Send us your homance-style stories to stories@homancechronicles.com ....

Nicole gets an offer to clear out the cobwebs and schedules a dick appointment. Single ladies...we've all been there.  Send your dick appointment stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Lisa is back and spilling all the tea on her latest relationship fallout. You'd think her ex was Channing Tatum with all the attention he gets. Turns out, he's just a bankrupt womanizer with Tourette Syndrome and a microdick. Buckle up for this story, it's a bumpy ride.  Send us your last relationship fail to stories@homancechronicles.com . Get all the good-good in the closed Facebook group: The H...

The Homance invited their friend's hilarious mom onto the show. Lisa has so many dating disaster stories that we couldn't fit them all in one episode! She's a divorced mom of three with many years of online dating under her belt. Her stories are filled with drama, jokes and jaw-dropping moments.   Join the Facebook closed group: 'The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone' for bonus content.  I...