The Homance Chronicles

It's a treat to have comedian, Amanda Brewington, on the show! She's a serial monogamous who happened to find the most perfect and least perfect Tinder dates while trying to do the single thing. Nicole was rendered speechless at least twice during this episode.  Follow Amanda on IG: @alwaysabrewington or go to www.amandabrewington.com Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com...

This week we had the pleasure of chatting with comedian, Mike Boone, about how he beat cancer and used his experience to start doing stand-up comedy. He also shares why masculinity and one night stands make him uncomfortable. His introduction to Tinder is unlike any other story we've heard! Mike Boone's IG: @bikemoone Send us your Tinder stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chro...

Nicole and Sarah once again grace the stage at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, MI. Sarah tells the acid wedding date story again, but with MORE details. YES, there's more! Send us your stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

Nicole goes to an annual Halloween institution in Detroit, Theatre Bizarre. It's at the Masonic Temple, where there are eight floors of white people being freaks. Sarah has an update about acid guy from the previous episode. Then, she tells a tale that sounds like it could be a modern day 'Who's Got Mail.' Send us your ho-rrific ;) halloween stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_c...

Sarah dated a guy who seemed like he had potential until his secret drug use was no longer a secret. This guy will forever be known as, 'Rocky's Choice,' because only someone on acid would have a big ass hibachi grill in their dining room. There's too much to this story for the description. You'll just have to listen.  Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_c...

Nicole goes to Aruba and finds herself enjoying everything this happy little island has to offer. She went tubing, sailing, snorkeling and galavanting around while maintaining a pretty constant buzz and only actually got hurt once. Thrill seeker. Send us your vacation stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free...

Nicole went to a 'Saved by the 90's' concert on a first date. The music was the only good thing that happened. This disaster of a date started out bad and only got worse. They guy drank too much, yelled in her face the whole time and wouldn't stop bragging about himself while awkwardly cupping her elbow.  Send your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Faceboo...

Sarah travels to Provincetown, Mass. and almost immediately meets a man named, Juicy. We all know this didn't go well, but of course, he's in love. Then, she continues to toy with other men's hearts because she thinks they deserve it.  Send us your dating stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter:...

Nicole gets a couple of birthday surprises that she did not want. Her birthday booty call "lost" the condom. Then, when she was out with friends she ran into a recent ex with another woman. Sarah also shares a couple of anxiety inducing stories about things getting "lost or forgotten." Send us your scary stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The...

One of Sarah's internet dating matches appears unexpectedly in real life. As he approached her, he gave her a smile worth a 1,000 dollars.  We want to hear your dating disasters. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast

The Homance sits down with Detroit sexpot, Sarah Shamo. She talks about the inspiration behind her photo shoots and the brand she's trying to create. It's not all business though. She opens up about her impulsive trip to London to follow "love" and how a threesome can ruin everything. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com .  Sarah Shamo's IG: @sassynclassy IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @hom...

Jessica is back to tell us all about the love of her life that she met at the Faster Horses Festival. She also thought she was a champ and would be able to go straight to work from a weekend of binge drinking without anyone noticing.  Send us your stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group - The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homan...

Friend of the show, Jessica, tells a hilarious story about how she tried to avoid an M.I.P in college. She accidentally mixed edibles, Burnett's vodka and margaritas together and then attempted to get home safely on her own. She ended up with a very expensive cab ride to the wrong location and a quick dip in a pond.  Send us your M.I.P. stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chron...

The Homance visited the Sitting Down With Stand Ups podcast studio to commence the long-awaited and undeniably hilarious comedy mashup that is about to grace your ears. Marcco, Dan and Jon, give us insight on how far men will go for $20M, mansplain a poop stick and tell us how little f*cks they give about their love languages. #SDWSU  IG: @homance_chronicles and @sdwsu_podcast Twitter: @homance_po...

Sarah is going through a breakup, but no one really even knew she was in a relationship. She spent some time wallowing in sadness and is now trying to move on. Onto dating apps... Single Sarah is back in the wild. No one is ready.  Send us your breakup stories to stories@homancechronicles.com .  Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @...

Comedian Mike Eshaq, aka Mike from Detroit, aka Public Yemeni #1, explains why edibles ruin everything! He shares two of his best/most horrible edible stories that are both technically centered around his dating life.  Go to www.mikefromdetroit.com  or follow him on social media @mikefromdetroit for upcoming shows across the U.S. Send your edibles gone wrong stories to stories@homancechronicles.co...

Grown ass men are still out here catfishing women in 2019. Thankfully, it didn't happen to either one of the hoes, but it did happen to someone they know. SMH Send us your catfishing stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast

Special guest, Bob Wieck, joins the Homance this week to tell a hilarious story that proves weed isn't for everyone. You can find Bob teaching and performing improv at Go Comedy in Ferndale, MI and at the Detroit Improv Festival happening Aug. 7-10, 2019. Stay on the lookout for his upcoming podcast too! Send us your weed-gone-wrong stories to stories@homancechronicles.com .  Facebook Closed Group...

A Paranormal Chicks and the Homance met up in a Chicago hotel room for the ultimate podcast crossover episode! HOTEL HOOKUPS - Nicole talks about a one night stand with witnesses. Kerri reminisces about a close encounter with a sleep apnea machine.  Check out https://aparanormalchicks.com/  for comedy-infused true crime and paranormal stories with a girl talk twist.  Facebook Closed Group: The Hom...

A Paranormal Chicks and the Homance met up in a Chicago hotel room for the ultimate podcast crossover episode! HOTEL HOOKUPS - Nicole talks about a one night stand with witnesses. Kerri reminisces about a close encounter with a sleep apnea machine.  Check out https://aparanormalchicks.com/  for comedy-infused true crime and paranormal stories with a girl talk twist.  Facebook Closed Group: The Hom...

Nicole's latest situationship did not go well. It seemed as though they both lost interest. Then, when she didn't respond to one of his text messages he said some crazy, below-the-belt shit to upset her. Prepare to be enraged and offended.  Send your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com . Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twit...

Nicole pulls a Sarah and actually forgets to do something! She was distracted and spaced out on paying her tab at the bar. After she realizes her credit card is still at the bar there's a series of aggressive events that take place.  Send us your stories to stories@homancechronicles.com Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_p...

The Homance takes to the stage for an "in your face" live show with stand-up comedian, Johanna Medranda. Nothing is off limits! They talk about porn fantasies, STIs and spicy sex stuff (literally).  Outside of performing, Johanna is the co-founder of Honorary Mentions Comedy Productions and producer for 313 Comedy and The Independent Comedy Club. Follow her on Instagram @avrgjoh to find upcoming p...

Is getting your butt cheeks tattooed taking it too far? Sarah went on another tattoo adventure and had to have her butt cheek exposed the whole time. It's okay though. She wasn't alone. There was a man in a speedo at the shop getting some work done too.  Send us your tattoo stories to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment...

Nicole and Sarah had a super, super, super Sunday that involved brunch, bad advice and sex toys. They've been ignorant to the dildo game...until now.  Share your sex toy stories - send an email to stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast