The Homance Chronicles

The Homance takes the shitshow on a plane and heads to Las Vegas for Nicole's 30th birthday. As you know, the Homance never follows the rules, so they share every single detail from their Vegas excursion. Rules, fuck 'em. Facts, fuck 'em.  If you want to play a drinking game as you listen, just take a sip every time we say, "so." You'll be buzzed in no time. 

Facts. Fuck 'Em. It's a new thing. Nicole actually goes on a good date, yet the twilight zone continues to follow her around like a rain cloud with LoJack. Then, Sarah goes down memory lane and introduces Nicole and Sarah's library. 

Nicole and Sarah tell a vintage story about the time they went to Cedar Point (an amusement park in Ohio). In true homance style, there was more amusement outside of the park than in it. This two-day roller coaster of an adventure is full of drinks, dicks and debauchery. 

There's only room for one type of magic on a date with Nicole...Gypsy Magic. Let's just say there was magic on her most recent date, but it wasn't the gypsy kind. 

Buckle up, people! It's a bumpy ride. Nicole and Sarah had their own little Sunday Funday before the podcast started...and let's just say...you can tell. Shout out to our special guests, Gyno Laura and Rachel, for being amazing humans and getting through it. Somehow, Laura managed to still tell two funny hookup stories despite the Homance's inability to keep up. Welcome to the shit show.  

Nicole and London Mike actually went to fucking London and survived to talk about it. 

Nicole, Sarah and special guest, Rachel, go into the Homance vault and divulge various uncomfortable scenarios with random dudes. 

Our new best friend, Rachel, joins us to share two hilarious vintage stories that are sure to delight. Be prepared for a real life bar encounter and an online app hookup gone awry. Rachel also designed our Drinks, Dicks and Debauchery stickers that are available for story sharers if you send us a fun story at stories@homancechronicles.com.

Nicole and Sarah rant about going to the gym and all of the ridiculous antics that shouldn't be allowed...but happen anyway. 

Extended and unedited! This week, there's a 'Side Piece' and a full-length episode in "one fell swoop."  You'll get the reference once you listen. Sarah and Mike detail an uncomfortable lunch. Nicole shares a recent dating story with a big twist!

Kelly T makes a celebrity appearance! Granny panties, candy waffles, broken signs and more.

Sarah quickly ruins her own fantasy of a romantic night by a pond with all that reality has to offer. Then, proceeds to ruin the fantasy for Nicole as well. 

Nicole and Sarah discuss a friend's relationship with an older man. They also recap the Detroit Podcast Festival where they did a live show. Then, after the show London Mike experienced The Homance in full effect for the first time with a random appearance by Chris Jericho.

How'd the Homance begin? Find out. 

Nicole and Sarah introduce you to Homance 2.0 and breaks down day drinking, near death experiences and a special moment with Mr. Detroit. 

Nicole is annoyed by her friend's use of Daryl's signature "baby" in their text conversation. 

Nicole, Sarah and Kelly T take on German Park hungover. So much weirdness. Nicole sorta dates Sorta Black Willie. 

Nicole and London Mike present Sarah with a precious gift. 

Sarah describes a project she worked on and it's inappropriate name. 

Nicole discusses the outcome of her brunch with the personal trainer she was set up with by her co-worker. Sarah details the night that Nicole met Kelly T for the first time. That night included many twists and turns that ultimately cemented Kelly T as part of the homance forever. Nicole also shares he nickname given to her by one of her male admirers. 

Sarah dives right into a vintage homance story about the time she went on a date with a middle eastern salesman from a mall kiosk. Nicole gets mildly excited about being set up with a coworker's personal trainer.