The HLS Podcast

With Scrota out sick, Electrik and Rebel take over for a classic HLS potpourri episode. The conversation begins with the FIFA World Cup bringing international visitors to America and quickly turns into a discussion about why American food, barbecue, ranch dressing, and oversized portions leave such an impression on first-time visitors. From there, the hosts discuss improving gut health, eliminatin...

Anonymous Relationship Questions: Cheating, Dating Advice, Workplace Harassment & Secret Affairs The HLS Podcast tackles anonymous relationship questions submitted by listeners and Discord communities. This episode covers: • A boyfriend trying to dress his girlfriend like his ex • A workplace harassment situation that gets way more complicated than expected • A woman realizing she waited too...

The crew kicks things off discussing sleep apnea and CPAP machines before quickly derailing into a horrifying conversation about flight attendants allegedly washing underwear in hotel coffee makers. From there, Rebel introduces a new "Facts" segment featuring bizarre phobias, strange scientific discoveries, and random trivia that somehow spirals into discussions about anal tanning, cults,...

The crew tackles one of the internet's favorite questions: "Why don't people just eat less?" What begins as a discussion about weight-loss medication turns into a deeper exploration of discipline, motivation, depression, accountability, and the invisible barriers people face when trying to improve their lives. Scrota shares a vulnerable story about losing his sense of identity afte...

In this episode of The HLS Podcast, the crew dives into one of the biggest modern culture debates: Can you separate art from the artist? We break down celebrity worship, cancel culture, morality, and why people continue supporting famous public figures after serious allegations or criminal behavior. Topics include: R. Kelly and separating music from morality Michael Jackson allegations and public...

In this episode of The HLS Podcast, the crew takes on the legendary Colbert Questionnaire … and things immediately spiral into chaos. We somehow go from: the best sandwich ever made old rappers still dropping music why skunks are biological war crimes favorite smells terrifying animals Japanese culture action movies celebrity encounters what happens after death and why moose are apparently demons...

In this episode of The HLS Podcast, we dive into one of the oldest relationship questions ever: Do opposites actually attract? We talk about: dating people who are completely different from you relationship compatibility marriage and communication shared interests vs opposite personalities political and religious differences in relationships why some couples constantly fight but stay together know...

In this episode of The HLS Podcast, we break down inflation, rising gas prices, interest rates, and the increasing cost of living. and what’s actually causing everything to get more expensive. We dive into real-world examples of inflation, including: Why gas prices keep rising How interest rates affect mortgages and housing costs The reality behind inflation vs price gouging What happened during C...

When is the best part of life? Childhood? Your 20s? Your 30s? Or right now? In this episode of The HLS Podcast, the crew breaks down the different stages of life and debates when life actually feels the best. From childhood innocence and teenage chaos to freedom in your 20s and stability in adulthood , we unpack what really makes a time period “the best.” We get into: Why childhood might be the ha...

This week, the HLS crew dives into one of the most debated topics in modern dating: Who actually has it worse… men or women? What starts as a simple question quickly turns into a full breakdown of modern relationships, gender roles, dating expectations, and masculinity vs femininity . We get into: Why men struggle to adapt to changing gender roles Whether women are asking for too much… or just ask...

The HLS crew takes on the MCU. This week, we’re joined by Dr. Funk Nugget to break down the X-Men in the MCU , including the future of mutants in Marvel , multiverse theory , and rumors about legacy actors returning like Professor X and Magneto. We revisit the X-Men Animated Series (1990s) , the original X-Men movies, and what Marvel Studios might do next with the franchise. But things get heated...

This week on The HLS Podcast , the crew switches things up with a game called “Two Sleuths and a Crime” — where Rebel presents real-life heists and the crew has to guess how the criminals actually got caught. What starts as a fun guessing game quickly turns into a deeper realization: no matter how perfect the plan is, it always falls apart because of something small, stupid, or human. From armored...

In this episode of The HLS Podcast , the crew welcomes back Jaysome Walker as they dive into the phenomenon of “barbershop pseudo-intellectualism” using the polarizing public persona of Umar Johnson as the jumping-off point! The fellas examine how certain figures gain massive followings by blending charisma, cultural frustration, and half-digested philosophy into arguments that sound deep but ofte...

In this episode, the crew starts off reminiscing about classic movies like The Goonies and Hitchcock films before the conversation takes an unexpected philosophical turn. What begins as a nostalgic discussion about childhood movies evolves into a debate about power, leadership, and the idea of a “philosopher king.” Would people actually accept a leader who truly knew what was best for society? Or...

In this episode of The HLS Podcast , the crew is joined by guest Stevie for a chaotic and hilarious deep dive into ghosts, paranormal stories, and the weird logic behind hauntings. The episode opens with a chilling real-life story from Stevie about a spree killer in her hometown that targeted wealthy peach farmers, including victims frighteningly close to her own family. From there, the conversati...

In this episode, the crew dives into the idea of “Platonic City” — a conceptual world where men and women coexist without romantic or sexual tension. What starts as a thought experiment quickly turns into a chaotic but thoughtful debate about attraction, boundaries, emotional maturity, and whether true platonic friendships between men and women are actually possible. Scrota questions whether most...

This week on The HLS Podcast , the crew sits down with Michael Galloway — also known online as Ex-Cons Fitness , for one of the most powerful and transparent interviews of the season. Mike opens up about growing up in Houston’s north side, joining a gang as a teen, and serving nearly a decade in prison before rebuilding his life through faith, fitness, and mentorship. From starting his degree behi...

This week, the HLS crew tackles one of Scrota’s most dangerous questions yet: should humans even have to work? After a heated argument about emergencies, patience, and who’s the “real linchpin” of the podcast, things take a turn into a deep debate about capitalism, UBI, laziness, and purpose. Scrota argues that society has evolved enough that no one should have to work just to survive: housing, fo...

This week on The Habitual Line Steppers Podcast , Scrota puts himself on trial. 🧠🔥 After being told (again) that he might be a "d*ck,” the crew dives deep into whether confidence, blunt honesty, and impatience automatically make you an asshole — or if people are just too sensitive. Rebel compares social bias to salesmanship and storytelling, Electrik confesses to being the cranky friend who...

This week on the HLS Podcast, we’re joined by special guest Nikita (@nikki_chann) — Dominican cosplay queen, fashion killer, and Overwatch menace — for a firestorm of topics that spiral from wholesome to heated real quick. We talk cosplay, cultural loyalty, and why Halibel might be the freak blueprint 🧪. But things really take off when we hit a cultural landmine: Is it ever okay to date your homi...

This week on The Habitual Line Steppers Podcast , the crew wades into forbidden territory: religion and politics, with special guest Jaysome Walker (Onyeisi) , our second guest of the season. What starts as gym banter turns into a deep, hilarious, and thought-provoking debate about why we’re told not to talk about the two most influential things in our lives. Scrota questions why political talk fe...

Is scrolling the new smoking? Rebel thinks so. Scrota disagrees— Electrik still finds himself wrist-deep in dopamine loops before bed. In this episode, the HLS crew unpacks their own screen addictions, algorithm-induced rabbit holes, and the psychology behind the endless feed. Scrota breaks down how tech platforms are designed to manipulate our attention, Electrik confesses to developing physical...

Houston’s bayous are supposed to move water, not bodies. Yet over the past year, sixteen have been found, with six in just two weeks. The crew dives into the mystery to figure out what’s really going on in the city’s murky underbelly. Scrota’s convinced the numbers don’t lie. Something’s off, and it smells like either a serial killer, organized crime, or the cops sleeping on the job. Expect dark h...

We back in this mug. Season 2 of The HLS Podcast kicks off with Scrota, Electrik, and Rebel fighting through viruses, mic mishaps, and existential dread to bring y’all that unfiltered heat. This week, the fellas go in on: 🤮 Why “success porn” online is a scam, and what real value sounds like 🤔 Who can you trust anymore? (Spoiler: not that McDonald’s stranger in the Bronx) 📉 Why 5-star reviews m...

What do Coldplay concerts, cheating CEOs, and ancient Babylonian star maps have in common? Absolutely everything. This week, Scrota, Electrik, and Rebel get into it — breaking down a viral workplace affair caught in 4K, and asking: is it cheating if you got front row tickets? 👀 From the wild world of high-profile divorces and "strategic breakups" to the messy gray area between legal contr...