The HLS Podcast

In this episode of The HLS Podcast, the crew dives fork-first into one of Black culture’s most iconic metaphors: the cookout . But this time, we’re not debating real celebs— we're handing out imaginary plates to cartoon characters, Muppets, and talking animals. From Panthro to Garfield, Moana to Kermit, we explore who really belongs at the cookout… and who brought raisins in the potato salad....

If happiness had a price tag, would you even want to pay it? This week, the fellas are joined by the soulful storyteller BronxNotorious as they dig deep into what it really means to be happy . From billion-dollar hypotheticals to dopamine hits like chess with your kids and Overwatch victories, we unpack the ways happiness hides in plain sight. We talk love, money, parenting, anxiety, legacy, and t...

In this episode, the squad dives face-first into chaos, contracts, and capes. Rebel’s out-of-office, Electrik’s in villain mode, and Scrota’s trading reps for beers. The convo spirals from botched business deals and rich friend etiquette to whether you should ever loan Superman money (spoiler: don’t). They argue over which superpower is the most abuse-worthy, whether origin stories should be banne...

Electric is feeling real conflicted after tallying up his Overwatch hours… while Scrota just shrugs and queues for another match. In this episode, the Line Steppers crack open gaming culture—talking about the shame, the joy, and the stereotypes that come with being a gamer in adulthood. Is gaming a waste of time or a legit form of connection, creativity, and stress relief? We talk parenting, menta...

Scrota's back from Nigeria and the boys are fully charged with stories, culture, and a little jetlag. From traditional Igbo ceremonies and goat head delicacies to the chaos of feeling "not Nigerian enough," this episode is a deep dive into diasporic identity, culture clashes, and homecoming truths. Electric opens up about his own multicultural upbringing, while Scrota relives the spicy...

With Scrota off in the motherland mining vibranium, Electrik and Rebel lock in for a no-holds-barred convo on music, culture, and creativity. From blues legends to TikTok dance moves, they explore how artistry has evolved—and how AI might be stealing some of the soul. They share hilarious stories, debate the joys of eating vs cooking, and dive into everything from church roots to autotune abuse. T...

So here’s the deal — we went out last night to celebrate Juneteenth like real ones, and... yeah, no episode from the crew today. But don’t worry, the show must go on. Filling in for us are two unlikely heroes: Brotha Knowledge (aka Brizzy B) and Sistah Soul (aka Ketty Wap) — two extremely Caucasian guests who stepped in last minute because, let’s be honest, all the real brothas and sistahs had the...

We had to do it. In this one, we finally pull the mic up to one of the loudest topics out there: masculinity. What is it? What ain’t it? Who taught us what we know — and what should we be teaching the next ones up? In this episode, we’re breaking it all the way down: the pressure to be perfect, to be emotionless, to hold it all in until you break. We get vulnerable about what we were taught, what...

We finally pulled up on this one — how do you actually teach your kids (and yourself) how to move with real confidence? In this episode, we chop it up about raising kids who walk in any room like they belong there — and know when to let folks know they ain’t the one to play with. We talk role models (yes, GloRilla came up), building unshakable presence, and what that “F.A.A.F.O” energy really look...

In this episode, we’re asking the question: do you really need college to make it? We dive into the pressure to get that degree, the rising cost of higher ed, and whether the so-called “college path” still guarantees success. From welders makin’ bank to folks drowning in student loan debt, we break down the pros, the cons, and the generational guilt trips. Is it still the golden ticket, or just an...

In this episode, we’re diving deep into the blurry line between appreciation and appropriation. After watching the movie Sinners, we had questions—big ones. Like, who gets to borrow from Black culture? Is it homage or just straight-up hustle? From K-pop idols rocking box braids to viral dances with no credit, we’re breaking down what cultural appropriation really is, whether it can be defined, and...

Things get a little messy in this one, and we might’ve accidentally beat a dead horse...or two. Do trees fall in the woods if no one’s there to hear it? Yeah, but you can’t prove it – and how can we tell that something happening...happened. We’re diving deep into causality, the Anti-Telephone Paradox, and questioning the very nature of reality, all while floating in the endless void of space. Buck...

Remember the foolishness of being all macho in the club, flexing over nothing? We don't. Boxing might look fun on TV, but trust, it’s a whole different vibe when you’re getting punched because you scuffed someone’s fresh shoes. From picking your battles in relationships or waking up and choosing violence, we're diving into the chaos of staying together, the drama of fighting, and yes – tha...

We’re blasting off into the unknown in this one! From space science to alien encounters, we’re unpacking all the wild theories and, of course, the infamous anal probes. Why is it always the probes? Why the butt? We’ll break down what’s real, what’s ridiculous, and what we’re just plain curious about when it comes to the final frontier. 

This wasn’t supposed to be an episode… but here we are. One minute we’re talking logistics and playing Overwatch, the next we’re locked in on a full-blown debate about messaging apps, oversharing trauma, and whether group chats are helping or hurting the culture. Consider this a peek behind the curtain—and maybe into our group therapy chat as we explore why Discord might be for thinkers… and Whats...

In this episode, Electrik, Scrota, and Rebel tackle the wild world of deception and misinformation, all while keeping the laughs coming. Join the Habitual Line Steppers as they break down the tricks and traps we all face, with their signature blend of humor and real talk, as well as diving into the benefits of staying erect. It's so important!

In this episode, Electrik, Scrota, and Rebel explore the intriguing intersection of technology and everyday life, discussing everything from AI advancements to the latest trends in gambling and of course, Ozempic. Join us for a fun and insightful conversation that promises to keep you entertained while navigating the complexities of modern shortcuts. Don't miss out on this engaging episode fil...

What’s going on with US education? We talkin’ about 'new math' and whether we’re setting our kids up for success or sending them down a spiral of confusion. Are we really getting dumber, or is this just the 'woke' version of math? Either way, we’re throwing shade and asking all the questions we were too scared to ask in class.

Billionaires: Are they evil geniuses or just misunderstood hustlers? We debate whether there’s a cap on how much money someone should make. Can a billionaire truly be ethical, or is it all just a bunch of 'look at me' flexing? Are we just haters, or are we calling out the system that made them rich? One thing's for sure: we're all about that money talk – but let’s keep it real, too...

AI is coming for the art world, and we’re all here wondering if we need to start bowing down to our digital overlords. Is AI artwork legit or just some fancy pixels? We’re here to ask the hard questions: Are robots taking over the artist’s corner, or should we just let them play in their sandbox? Get ready for a conversation that’s equal parts hype and skepticism!