The Hake Report

Trump for tormented patriots. Beats Biden, Obama, W.! Kanye on AJ: He expressed "love," but is "vile"! Don Lemon's "not sexist," but… The Hake Report, Friday, December 2, 2022 AD   MUSIC: "Pursuit of Happiness" and "For Now" - Stretch Arm Strong (1999 album Rituals of Life) //  CALLERS JEFF, LA: (Not ready!) //  BRIAN, NC: Dunno Christian music; Ye on AJ clips beat long-form! Love Church w/ JLP! /...

Nice calls! RIP Fleetwood Mac singer lady. Moby is brilliant and lame! Climate dummies in France! LeBron James takes up for black victimhood!  The Hake Report, Thursday, December 1, 2022 AD   MUSIC: "Bad Rap (Who You Tryin to Kid, Kid?)" - Steve Taylor (1983, I Want to Be a Clone) // "A Principled Man" - Steve Taylor (1987, I Predict 1990) //  CALLERS DENNY, BULGARIA: Constantine, a political geni...

Callers on Kanye's message: "Conspiracies" or "TRUTH"? JLP on Dr. Phil, that's exciting! Twitter mess! Do "protests" work without establishment support?   The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 30, 2022 AD   MUSIC: "Beat the System" - Petra (1984, Beat the System) // "Get on Your Knees and Fight Like a Man" - Petra (1987, This Means War!) //  CALLERS BRIAN, NC: Ye, Milo, Nick walking off Timcast. Co...

Kanye, Milo, Fuentes walked off Tim Pool's show! Cult followers on every side including pro/anti-Trump! Liars accuse truth tellers of "gaslighting"!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 29, 2022 AD   MUSIC:  "It Is Finished" - Petra (1984, Beat the System)   //  "Don't Let Your Heart Be Hardened" - Petra (1987, This Means War!)   //   CALLERS BOBBY, TX: Trump wasn't so bad! Kanye had great help in...

Obama-Biden Youth sing! Trump-Kanye-Fuentes meeting! Christmas Movies! (RIP John Candy) Entertaining Starbucks fight and more!  The Hake Report, Monday, November 28, 2022 AD   MUSIC: "This Means War!" - Petra (1987, This Means WarI) // "God Gave Rock 'n' Roll to You" - Petra (1984 version, Beat the System) //  CALLERS ERICK, SELMA, AL: I’m voting for Ye (Kanye West) 2024! Still like Trump though!...

Bigg Bump co-hosts! 1676, the first Thanksgiving. E Jean Carroll MeToo's Trump. NHL and CNN on nonbinary doctrine.   The Hake Report with Bigg Bump co-hosting, Thanksgiving day, Thursday, November 24, 2022 AD   MUSIC:  F.E.A.R. (Face Everything And Rise) - Bigg Bump   //  Is Just Dreams - Bigg Bump   //   CALLERS JEREMIAH, LA: I'm actually Republican, but independent. Am I a hypocrite, Hake?  //  ...

LAPD vs independent thinkers! Trump 2024? (Debate!) Back pain, health. Thankfulness. FIFA prez, Cuomo kiss up! Netflix: "The Good Nurse" lesson. //  The Hake Report with co-host Joel Friday here! Tuesday, November 22, 2022 AD //  MUSIC: "Innocence Lost" - Steve Taylor (1987, I Predict 1990) // "To Forgive" - Steve Taylor (1985, On the Fritz) //  CALLERS Denny, Bulgaria: Thankful for you guys! // ...

Bigg Bump fills-in for Hake: Everybody's possessed (inc. Rainn Wilson). Taking down Alex Jones and free speech. Baseball's "diversity problem."  The Hake Report, Friday, November 11, 2022 AD – GUEST HOST: Bigg Bump ( Bigg_Bump on Twitter ), a self-produced rapper and family man who attends BOND meetings (featured in the "Stand Up" JLP remix)  //   Everybody is possessed: Nikolas Cruz, Jeffrey Dahm...

Joel Friday fills-in for Hake again! Nikolas Cruz heard same voices we all hear! Joel was rejected by LAPD! Stop having sex out-of-wedlock! Follow on IG: JoelFridayTV   The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 8, 2022 AD: GUEST HOST Joel Friday (JoelFridayTV on Instagram) got sick last week while filling in for Hake! // Flashback: Parkland suspect Nikolas Cruz’s detective interview: voices in the head!...

The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 1, 2022 AD – GUEST HOST! Joel Friday here! ( Joel Friday TV on IG and on YouTube )  Hake is still out after another surgery last week, but JLP’s brought in a great guest for Tuesday!  TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 SILENT START * 0:00:37 Tue, Nov 1, 2022 * 0:01:49 Joel Friday's life and work * 0:25:06 What Joel learned: Responsibility * 0:32:07 Hassan comments * 0:34:33 J...

C'mon, Pete Davidson! Margaret Atwood looks EVIL in a photo shoot! DFW Spirit Airlines employee fights female customer! Doug Emhoff, EMBARRASSING!  The Hake Report, Monday, August 15, 2022 AD: No long description, sorry, Hake is trifling after his time off!  MUSIC: "Ready or Not" - DeGarmo and Key - Mission of Mercy (1983, Power Discs) // "Game On" - Jeremy Korpas - YouTube Audio Library (Hassan s...

RINO Nancy Mace cites Handmaid's Tale! And other women! OU Coach Cale Gundy resigned for reading aloud some "racially charged" word!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 10, 2022 AD: Hake criticizes Nancy Mace (RINO-SC) over "Handmaid's Tale" reference (Margaret Atwood pro-choice novel-turned-TV series) // Hake also goes after Vermont candidate Becca Balint and anti-Trump New York AG Letitia James....

Merrick Garland trends on Twitter over Mar-A-Lago raid! Callers: Art from Ohio battles Maze from Dayton! Uvalde "shooter's" mother: Don't judge us!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 9, 2022 AD: The Biden FBI raided Mar-A-Lago, per Trump; so Republicans are speaking against AG Merrick Garland! // FUN CALLS! Trump haters overplaying their hand? Art vs. Maze battle over values. Reiterating: Boycott S...

Kentucky Dems "Say Her Name," RME! Ableist slurs in pop songs are EXHAUSTING! Fun black caller! More details on Emmett Till / Carolyn Bryant...  The Hake Report, August 8, 2022 AD: No description again! Hake is trifling again today!  MUSIC: "Old Man's Rubble" - Amy Grant - Amy Grant (1977, Myrrh, written by Brown Bannister ) // "Memories Station of Tomorrow" - Jesse Gallagher - YouTube Audio Libra...

Alex Jones's "judge" is worse than I knew! W. Bush VP smears Trump for his anti-J6 daughter Liz! RINOs call Viktor Orban "bigoted" for normal view of marriage.  The Hake Report, Friday, August 5, 2022 AD: No description today; Hake is trifling! //  MUSIC: "If These Scars Could Speak" - Zao - liberate te ex inferis (save yourself from hell) (1999, Solid State Records) // "You Can't Fail" - Density...

Alex Jones faces Democrat female "Judge"! Breonna Taylor cops arrested! Pro-choice Sleepy Joe! APA approves Demi Lovato gender confusion?  The Hake Report, Thursday, August 4, 2022 AD: Mainstream media accuses Alex Jones of profiting from "lies"! CNN encourages getting into imagination and emotion about victims' parents! Mr. Jones's Democrat female "judge" Maya Guerra Gamble ruled for Planned Pare...

Guy Reffitt's son talks to CNN after ratting to FBI! Kansas voters don't value babies! WNBA's Brittney Griner ("BG") gets ESPYs support!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 3, 2022 AD: Mostly peaceful blustering 3-Percenter Guy Raffitt got 7 years; his "traitor" children think President Trump should get life in prison! // Kansas "voters" reject weak pro-life "Value Them Both" bill, as liberal wome...

Ridiculous stories: Ableist slurs, Democrats, Sandy Hook victims, Monkeypox renamed! Dave Rubin "self-hate." THEN: Anti-J6 RINO Adam Kinzinger is LAME!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 2, 2022 AD: CNN promotes "extreme weather" scientific consensus! Hake's not convinced! // Kissups Beyoncé and Lizzo both apologized for and changed out "ableist slur" in lyrics: "spaz"! // Democrat female flipped o...

Mayra Flores "not okay" with confrontation! Based Christian female soccer player! Reproductive Rights, because women are afraid! Pelosi: JR-15, horrific!  The Hake Report, Monday, August 1, 2022 AD: Mexico-born GOP darling Mayra Flores flees man confronting her on "amnesty"! // Christian mother and pro-soccer player Jaelene Daniels (nee Hinkle) listens to conscience on not wearing a "Pride" jersey...

Gen. Robert E. Lee, American hero! Jesse Ventura, RINO wrestler on J6! 2019: Central Park Jogger decries payout to "the Five."  The Hake Report, Friday, July 29, 2022 AD: James reads trusted Wikipedia info on Confederate Gen. Robert Edward Lee! // INTERESTING CALLS: Gen. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and WHM, including a detractor or two! A trucker recommends trucking! (SEE BELOW) // Ex-gov. WWF/WWE wre...

Mexican cowboy stops robber! CNN interviews Uvalde female principal. Liberals pretend to define "Christian Nationalism"! Interesting calls!  The Hake Report, Thursday, July 28, 2022 AD: Ranchero in cowboy hat disarms robber in Mexico carniceria in 2018, but gets stabbed! SEE: Active Self Protection // CNN interviews fat cute lady principal Mandy Gutierrez in Uvalde after Salvador Ramos's attack! P...

Science: Ladies go into imagination in stress! Al Gore pretends to protect kids! Libs pretend Christian Nationalism is bad! Central Park Five: Guilty?  The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 27, 2022 AD: Pocket/Prevention article: "How stress hits women's brains harder — and why men don't always get it," feat. Dr. Amit Sood, the far-left American Psychological Association (APA), and a couple ladies. //...

Media accuses Trump of "lies"! Reality Winner has a "CrossFit" build now! Canada's "indigenous" vs. Pope! Republican Glenn Thompson attends "gay wedding"!   The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 26, 2022 AD: Ex-Mozilla Brendan Eich: Can't keep a good man down! // Far-left Politico's Jonathan Lamire claims President Trump lied about "COVID"! // JUST A COUPLE CALLS: Happy WHM! RIP Tony Dow of "Leave It to...

Establishment vs. Trump! Watch out for monkeypox! Pope kisses hands, ugh! Satanic Panic? Does God want women not to wear braids?  The Hake Report, Monday, July 25, 2022 AD: RINO NY Post and WSJ "Editorial Boards" wrote op-eds bashing Trump's "character" over J6! Please! // Monkeypox an "international health emergency," per evil UN's corrupt WHO and Dr. Tedros, and scared woman-led CDC // Liberal "...

Indoctrinated pastors! Supreme Court turning female! Media fearmongers about 'far right' and J6! Republicans attacked, including by their own!  The Hake Report, Friday, July 22, 2022 AD: 25-year pastor Dan White, Jr., broke under stress from the world's division, and told a NY Slimes woman about it. // Far-left Christianity Today implies "seminary" indoctrination is a necessary obstacle for "minis...