James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Ellen vs Christian! Trump on the 'Trans' Q | Tue. 9-19-23 19.09.2023 1:59:44

Classy Trump! Unclassy Ellen! Weak Drew Barrymore! The "trans" question. Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson MeToo'd by Gascón! The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 19, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:27) Topics: Trump, Ellen, Drew, Ariana, Trans * (0:02:25) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee * (0:04:42) TYLER: HI better than CA; phone hacked * (0:13:11) Vivek dancing with Jake...

Caller Wars, Telling Each Other: 'Go Back!' | Mon. 9-18-23 18.09.2023 1:58:00

Trump loves Jewish people! Fun caller wars, accusing each other of complaining! Illegal and homeless mess, SMH. The Hake Report, Monday, September 18, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:30) Topics: X trend! Gotaways! (Not Musk, Ellen, Drew, Rubin) * (0:03:27) Hey, guys! Prime Pizza swoosh tee * (0:06:25) Trump Rosh Hashanah: Wake up, liberal Jews! * (0:15:55) Joe Scarborough: Trump...

Ellen's Mom; Seattle 'Xenophobic' Police; And Other Communism | Fri. 9-15-23 15.09.2023 1:59:48

Jake Paul-Vivek collab. German climate roadblock. Ellen's Early Life check. Seattle cop hit India pedestrian. Mitt texted Mitch. Gen Z stressed over money. The Hake Report, Friday, September 15, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, music heads up * (0:00:55) Topics: Jake Paul, German Climate, Bill Maher, Ellen, Seattle police * (0:03:29) Hey, guys! (Mild) hot-sauce tee (gift: Carver, Snake P...

Black Ladies Rule! PA Escapee also Illegal | Thu. 9-14-23 14.09.2023 1:59:08

Fantasy vs reality on the black ladies! Spoiled unions and illegals: Brazilian PA murderer, per NYT. (Callers think they're like Trump!) The Hake Report, Thursday, September 14, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Trump, Apple, UK, union, illegal * (0:02:25) Hey, guys! Orange Henley shirt * (0:04:23) Trump: Bruce turned into Caitlyn! (Megyn / Filipkowski) * (0:09:06) Fantasy: Apple,...

Republican'ts for the Kids! Aliens of All Kinds! | Wed. 9-13-23 13.09.2023 1:57:08

Nasty books to censor! RINOs for parents! Dem AG checks NM Governess on 2A! Brazilian illegal murderer re-caught! Tulsi discovers AP is propaganda! The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 13, 2023 AD WATCH CLIP (5-min) YouTube | BitChute | Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) reads pornographic book to Senate witness during hearing on 'Book Bans: Examining How Censorship Limits Liberty and Literature...

BASED Drew Barrymore DEFIES 'Victim' Hollywood Strikes! | Tue. 9-12-23 12.09.2023 1:58:44

NYC thief kids! Illegal caravan. Drew Barrymore: fake-childlike, but anti-victim! Biden, Trump's "thinly veiled" attacks on whites, blacks. The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 12, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Thief kids, Invaders, Drew Barrymore… * (0:02:55) Hey, guys! Joyful Noise (not Christian) tee * (0:05:19) Angry cussing kid mad at dad (orig Aug 22) * (0:08:37) NYC boy t...

Ladies and their big ideas about 'work,' etc. | Mon. 9-11-23 11.09.2023 2:00:30

Parents, "affirm" kids! Obama workout! Hake remembers 9/11. CNN, ADL criticize Elon! Women bring drama to soccer, "work." E Jean Carroll is adorable! The Hake Report, Monday, September 11, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics * (0:03:35) Hey, guys! Gray pocket tee * (0:05:28) Lori Wilson: Parents' duty: Affirm children (CA AB 957) * (0:13:50) Guard against broken chips: Don't buy, or s...

DeSantis yells at a black as crime SOARS in California! | Fri. 9-8-23 08.09.2023 1:59:38

DeSantis let people hunt blacks? Nonsense! California crime update. Tony and Maze on the Bible and whites. Viral "hug" mama's IG! The Hake Report, Friday, September 8, 2023 AD WATCH CLIP (11-min) YouTube | BitChute | DeSantis gets PUGILISTIC with a black man worried for his LIFE! TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:29) Topics: DeSantis nervous? CA crime, that mama's IG * (0:04:14) He...

Persuasive ADL. Interesting Calls? Naomi Osaka Bashing! | Thu. 9-7-23 07.09.2023 1:58:50

ADL: "Counsel culture," not cancel culture! Calls on Civil War, Nikki Haley. Naomi Osaka showed out-of-wedlock pregnant belly (uncensored)! The Hake Report, Thursday, September 7, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:34) Topics: ADL guy, stealing, Naomi Osaka (not soccer kiss) * (0:03:22) Hey, guys! San Onofre; I Disavow tee * (0:06:59) ADL Greenblatt: Counsel, not cancel culture! Gre...

'Moms' and 'Dads' according to LIBERALS | Wed. 9-6-23 06.09.2023 1:59:05

Mama dressed for club jumps on football son for a hug. Boy lied about going to heaven, parents a mess! Liberals wanna reform "Dads," boys, and masculinity. Proud Boys sentenced in J6! The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 6, 2023 AD WATCH CLIP (15-min) YouTube | BitChute | Provocatively-dressed "mom" straddles high-school son at football game TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics * (0:0...

ADL Defamation? 'Hate Numbers'! Fun Show! | Tue. 9-5-23 05.09.2023 1:59:14

Interesting few calls! Based interracial Mormon dating? Elon Musk to sue ADL for defamation? "Hate numbers"! NASCAR diversity smh. Help the poor? The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 5, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: DC protest, Elon v ADL (NOT alcohol, vaxx) * (0:02:53) Hey, guys! Henley "tee" (Hassan) * (0:05:38) S/O Bigg Bump, co-host yesterday * (0:06:36) False start w/ CJ *...

'Labor Day' with Bigg Bump and Hake | Mon. 9-4-23 04.09.2023 1:58:52

Black callers confront Bigg Bump! Schizophrenia.nyc! CalTech, Chicago, Big Altima Energy, Call of Duty lowering standards, no white men! The Hake Report, Monday, September 4, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start with Bigg Bump / Topics * (0:02:51) Hey, guys! FH tee, West Side, Dodgers hat * (0:05:58) TONY questions Bigg Bump on racism * (0:11:55) TONY: What makes you a Christian? * (0:16:09)...

ADL Trend! 'Bachelor'! UK vs 'Spastic'! DC Lady Cusses! | Fri. 9-1-23 01.09.2023 1:59:38

Jake Shields exposes ADL. No "trans kids" in TX! "The Golden Bachelor" update! Anti-"spaz" UK! DC lady cusses at climate activists! The Hake Report, Friday, September 1, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: ADL, trans care, and spastic bans * (0:03:24) Hey, guys! Neutral pastel VW tee * (0:06:55) Pic of hurricane Idalia destruction, FL * (0:08:45) Jake Shields, etc: Ban the ADL hashta...

Adopting Lib 'Hate' Language! Hake Reacts to News Chat! | Thu. 8-31-23 31.08.2023 1:58:15

Emmett Till: She grabbed a gun! Jake Shields: ADL a "hate group"! Hake News chat! Great calls: Trump, Israel, Elvis, Wow Hassan! The Hake Report, Thursday, August 31, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:44) Topics: Jake Shields/ADL, Emmett Till, Hake News Chat react… * (0:02:40) Hey, guys! Get a Job (2) tee * (0:06:15) Emmett Till: Carolyn Bryant got a GUN! * (0:15:05) Based Jake Sh...

Mama Adele: Let the Fan Be, Do Not Hinder Him | Wed. 8-30-23 30.08.2023 1:59:39

Various news… Adele, like Jesus for fans. Asian-on-Asian violence! A few fun black calls (incl. Hake's fave). Megyn Kelly vs pro-trans wolves! The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 30, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:42) Topics: Adele, migrants, fight, Asian UNC, Pope Russia * (0:04:12) Hey, guys! BOND limited ed. tee * (0:07:55) WOW HASSAN merch coming soon * (0:09:32) Mama Adele s...

Sexist Soccer Kiss! DC Libs Cuss! Black Woman Athlete! | Tue. 8-29-23 29.08.2023 1:58:43

Jenni Hermoso, "sexual aggression" victim? DC libs mad at climate radicals! Sha'Carri Richardson, bold and black! Men's regrets in marriage! The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 29, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Topics: Unwanted kiss, Maui fires, DC libs (no Heaven liar kid yet) * (0:02:52) Hey, guys! Unapologetic American Patriot tee * (0:05:41) Women's World Cup "non-consensual" kiss:...

Alleviate 'Climate Anxiety' by Rallying the Crowd! | Mon. 8-28-23 28.08.2023 1:59:37

Calls on "racist" FL shooting. "Mentally ill Swedish child," 2019! Activism alleviates climate anxiety! RINOs raising hands: Sure or unsure? The Hake Report, Monday, August 28, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Topics * (0:02:09) Hey, guys! JLP 2024 tee (Shop TFS teespring) * (0:04:50) WILLIAM: Willie Mays, MHM * (0:10:03) WILLIAM: Racist, shootings, crime, homelessness * (0:17:18) TONY,...

Oldtimers Don't Go for LGBTQ 'Fad' | Fri. 8-25-23 25.08.2023 1:59:14

Santana, Alice Cooper, and a based black bigot wade into trans controversy! Science of shame, per female psychologists. The Hake Report, Friday, August 25, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Topics: Santana, Protest confrontation, etc. * (0:01:09) Hey, guys! Little Caesar's tee (history) * (0:09:38) Troll call, got 'im! (Fake guy trying to gossip) * (0:11:28) Hassan on Little Caesar's, Al...

Raise Your Hands, RINO Try-hards! | Thu. 8-24-23 24.08.2023 1:58:58

GOP debate try-hards Vivek vs Christie; DeSantis: Raise your hand! Trump border wall fact check. Psaki: No abortion at birth! Take a vacation! The Hake Report, Thursday, August 24, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start: TheHakeReport.com has other network hosts * 0:01:07 Topics: RINO debate, Trump wall, abortion, blacks * 0:03:40 Hey, guys! Yellow cobra snake tee * 0:06:00 WOW HASSAN WalkingOnWa...

Maui Fire Empathy; Jamie Raskin's Climate | Wed. 8-23-23 23.08.2023 1:58:55

Anger is madness! Maui wildfire callers: Can't ID victims! Empathy for children! Jamie Raskin: Will GOP address climate crisis? The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 23, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start / Tentative Topics: Maui, Climate, * 0:02:59 Hey, guys! (loud) The Great Black Hope tee * 0:05:36 DENNY, BULGARIA: Bizarre story of job interview * 0:16:38 Anger, temporary madness: Stoic Sene...

You'll Be Blacklisted If You're Not Communist Enough | Tue. 8-22-23 22.08.2023 1:58:14

SJW mess: Gina Carano, Snow White. Blacks swim in flood water! Cussing black kid mad at dad! Rainbow crosswalks across America. The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 22, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start/Topics: Show White, flood, black kid, Britney, rainbow * 0:01:29 Hey, guys! All Thoughts Are Lies, unwashed cotton tee * 0:04:25 SAM, FL: Gina Carano vs Snow White POC gal * 0:12:06 Gina Carano s...

It's an Evil World! | Mon. 8-21-23 21.08.2023 1:59:46

Nick: EU made Apple go standard! Callers on Trump, world economy. Megyn Kelly vs HIV reporter on "trans" stuff. Covid / climate updates. The Hake Report, Monday, August 21, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start/Topics (Not Britney, Not based teen) * 0:02:16 Hey, guys! Off-white nature tee * 0:05:05 Nick (Anchor Baby) on smartphone "standards" * 0:29:02 CHRIS, TORONTO: Trump, Vivek, Fox/Doocy, tr...

Ladies in Men's Domain: Science, Chess, Politics | Fri. 8-18-23 18.08.2023 2:00:50

Stranger kisses "councilwoman." Older lady scientist in a swimming pool. Chess bans "trans women" (Nick and Hassan speak). Calls on Trump and whites. The Hake Report, Friday, August 18, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start / Topics: Ladies, science… * 0:03:31 Hey, guys! Zion tee yesterday; Hake darker red today * 0:08:48 Stranger kisses "councilwoman" NYC * 0:17:03 Female science in swimming po...

'Abortion Care'; Bear Fight! Jay-Z Library Cards | Thu. 8-17-23 17.08.2023 1:59:00

7th grader couldn't "access abortion care." Awesome grizzly fight! Imperfect in knowledge, but based! Jay-Z library cards in Brooklyn! The Hake Report, Thursday, August 17, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start/Topics: pro-choice story, bear fight, Jay-Z library cards * 0:02:35 Hey, guys! (Forgot to mention my Zion tee?) * 0:04:02 7th grader no access to abortion care * 0:21:50 Awesome brown bea...

BASED Ilhan Omar, pro-Christian! Emmett Till Context | Wed. 8-16-23 16.08.2023 1:58:47

Fun calls! Ilhan Omar defends Christian to Jew on X! Army black in North Korea cried racism! Forgotten context on Emmett Till. The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 16, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Topics: KJP, Ilhan Omar, Travis King, Emmett Till * 0:04:14 Hey, guys! Get a Job Savage Moments tee * 0:08:07 DANIEL, TX: Politics, in-fighting on right, time * 0:21:06 KJP tweets as Biden: "When I ra...