James Anton Hake

The Hake Report

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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James Anton Hake

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Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

'Saving' Others? Eating 'Right'? Sneako vs Strickland | Thu 2-15-24 15.02.2024

Calls: She wants boyfriend "saved." Trump in Supreme Court. Anti-JLP. Civil War generals. Diet best practices. Sneako vs Strickland spar drama.  The Hake Report, Thursday, February 15, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start: Loosey-goosey show  * (0:01:45) Hey, guys! The Hake Report Teespring  * (0:05:46) NATALIE, CANADA: What do you believe?  * (0:08:26) NATALIE: Abuse marriage, Live-in boyfrie...

Valentine's Day with Hake! Harry, T Swift, Kelce | Wed 2-14-24 14.02.2024

Kelce pronunciation! Dana White sick of it (no clip)! Prince Harry's wife, ugh! T Swift not so bad! Fun supers and calls: Sotomayor, Putin…  The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 14, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start / Happy Valentine's Day, Ash Wednesday * (0:02:29) Topics: Kelce, T Swift, "Prince" Harry, Meghan Markle  * (0:03:22) Hey, guys! Plain brick red tee (Target, disavow)  * (0:06:0...

Yes, MORE Civil War history! Brainwashing! | Tue 2-13-24 13.02.2024

Calls: Confederate culture, Lee vs Grant, "insurrectionist" label. Crime, blacks, and brainwashing. "Domestication syndrome!" Husband tried to aborsh wife's baby!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 13, 2024 AD   (Hake's “I Love Boomers” tee on The Hake Report Teespring store ) TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start (Loosey-goosey show)  * (0:01:54) Hey, guys! I Love Boomers (Hake tee)  * (0:05:52) DANIEL...

Shameful Super Bowl MESS! SMH… | Mon 2-12-24 12.02.2024

Calls on shameful Super Bowl ads, half-time show, T Swift hype… Must Christians tithe? Peanut allergy joke! Woman words in media!  The Hake Report, Monday, February 12, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Super Bowl/T Swift mess, CNN  * (0:01:36) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies (JLP tee)  * (0:03:43) DAVID, FL: "Wicked" black witch, Super Bowl  * (0:08:45) DAVID: 48hrs crime solving, race ...

Free Speech and 'Denazification' (Putin-Tucker calls!) | Fri 2-9-24 09.02.2024

Calls discuss mess in America, free speech, the Putin-Tucker interview, and what "denazification" means to Russians vs Americans and Jews.  The Hake Report, Friday, February 9, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Fri 2-9-24  * (0:01:15) Topics: Tucker-Putin interview (Didn't get to peanut allergy!) * (0:02:19) Hey, guys! Rebuilding the Family/Man BOND tee * (0:04:33) JOE, AZ: HR350 supported by Bid...

Apostle Paul's FAKE? Hake INCITEMENT? | Thu 2-8-24 08.02.2024

Calls: Apostle Paul deniers! Incitement laws! Civil War, insurrection, and pro-aborsh FACE Act. NF gang member on crime. La la la = 666?  The Hake Report, Thursday, February 8, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Gang life clips. La la la is 666?  * (0:01:47) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter. (BOND tee)  * (0:03:27) JAIME, MN: Flat Earth? who cares?  * (0:07:29) JAIME: I'm a Paul denier. Saul /...

'InSuRrEcTiOn!' and 'WoMeN's RiGhTs!' | Wed 2-7-24 07.02.2024

"Insurrection" phoniness! Calls on immigration, "racism," VP ideas. Self-destructive women's rights: Andrew Tate, aborsh, preemies!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 7, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start  * (0:00:47) Topics: iNsUrReCTiOn! Self-destructive feminism!  * (0:02:35) Hey, guys! Pelagic tee  * (0:04:23) Strange interlude w/ JLP off-mic (Teacher! Homework!)  * (0:05:05) Pelagic...

Anti-racism is evil. Are unions ever OK? | Tue 2-6-24 06.02.2024

Ukrainian Miss Japan "exposed"! Poor innocent black victims, not! Dartmouth basketball unionized! Do unions have a place?  The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 6, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Miss Japan, black victims, Unions… * (0:01:56) Hey, guys! YT Raid botched! BOND tee (not available!)  * (0:04:56) JAIME, MN: Women; Wife adores me; Taking care of family * (0:10:48) JAIME: Tara Re...

Stick with what you know! (Hake on gang life) | Mon 2-5-24 05.02.2024

You don't KNOW Trump or Biden! Hake on gang life: Violence, 3-strikes! Interesting calls: Devils fighting "for what's right"!  The Hake Report, Monday, February 5, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: No speculation! Mexican gang life! * (0:02:31) Hey, guys! (green Willow Beach tee) * (0:04:26) Stick with what you know! (Trump, Biden, "Stormy") * (0:10:35) Crooked Joe Biden, you don't KNOW! ...

Who's the worst Trump VP pick you can think of? | Fri 2-2-24 02.02.2024

Call-in show! Country goin' down. Who'd be a good Trump VP pick? (Some ideas worse than others!) Mike Tyson's R-word accuser, a mess!  The Hake Report, Friday, February 2, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Believing I mean stuff I never said * (0:03:30) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe heavy cotton tee * (0:06:24) SCOTT, NE: Munchausen / "Trans" language, Equality  * (0:11:54) SCOTT: Civil Rights...

Don't Hate the Tattlers! Don't Believe Accusers! | Thu 2-1-24 01.02.2024

Some great calls. Mark Cuban's unchristian tattle-tale reaction to X trolls! Hake digs himself a hole talking Biden, the "R-word," and "PDFs"!  The Hake Report, Thursday, February 1, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Mark Cuban not Christian, Joe Biden's affection * (0:02:37) Hey, guys! Mildly Attractive tee * (0:05:15) DENNY: Complainer friend offended, angry build an army  * (0:11:53) D...

Woman Worship! Dirty Video Girl; Beach Boys Guy | Wed 1-31-24 31.01.2024

Porn girl likes attention, not her father. -Charlie Kirk! Brian Wilson of Beach Boys: My late wife, my savior, my emotional stability! Caller debate on crime!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 31, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics  * (0:02:20) Hey, guys!  * (0:04:45) Porn girl vs TPUSA's Charlie Kirk on Whatever podcast * (0:13:42) Young women vs men lib-conservative gap widens (g...

Poor Victim Women, and 'Men' Taking Up! IDC! | Tue 1-30-24 30.01.2024

Megyn Kelly, bad for "women"! Allie Phillips, ego trip revisited! Confrontational calls: Trump "crimes," Biden's alleged R-word!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 30, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start  * (0:00:58) Topics * (0:01:56) Hey, guys! * (0:05:06) Megyn Kelly vs Erin Moriarty (plastic surgery face or no?) * (0:21:02) Ladies, silencing offensive people won't make you better * (0:29:...

Hake knows nothing. Aborsh theory! | Mon 1-29-24 29.01.2024

Hake doesn't know foreign policy. Lame callers' potshots. Immigration point. Death penalty lead to repentance? Extended Aborsh story!  The Hake Report, Monday, January 29, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Topics: Immigration, Death Penalty, Aborsh!! * (0:02:47) Hey, guys! Boulder City, NV tee * (0:04:23) Biden got us droned! Trump exploits crisis! -CNN * (0:09:41) KEITH, IL: Biden war against Am...

God Science. More Hair Talk. Hell on Earth. | Fri 1-26-24 26.01.2024

CJ: "sCiEnTiFiC eViDeNcE for GoD!" Biden for Aborsh! Calls (incl. Maze!) on blacks' hair, military, Israel! Hake on secretly Canadian Tucker!  The Hake Report, Friday, January 26, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Fri, Jan 26, 2024 AD * (0:00:59) Hey, guys! La la la Hake tee * (0:03:28) CJ, TX: "No evidence" of God response  * (0:09:52) CJ: Max Planck quote: Intelligent mind  * (0:12:29) CJ: Idea...

Mental Health, Blacks' Hair, Immigration, Applesauce | Thu 1-25-24 25.01.2024

Rev Dr lady wants funding for black kids' mental health! Callers derail Hake's show discussing blacks' hair and Ecuadorian "poison" applesauce!  The Hake Report, Thursday, January 25, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Thu 1-25-24 * (0:01:08) Hey, guys! Get a Job tee (JLP interruption) * (0:04:50) Black kids suicide, Rev Dr Sherry Molock, Vox  * (0:16:47) Stevie Wonder hair, being into blackness,...

A double standard of 'Justice'! | Wed 1-24-24 24.01.2024

Calls: Injustice, Trump, War of 1812, Civil War. Double standard of justice! Ketanji Onyika Brown Jackson and husband's crying and PDAs!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 24, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Crime, Ketanji (JLP interrupts) * (0:02:20) Hey, guys! (Wovenhand tee)  * (0:04:44) JOE, AZ: Trump going to jail, civil fraud will be criminal * (0:12:56) JOE: I'm hated b/c...

Supreme Court isn't a 'conservative majority' | Tue 1-23-24 23.01.2024

Calls! Trump vs Establishment. RINO Justices Amy Barrett, John Roberts. Tim Scott knelt to girlfriend! London Breed saves SF Safeway? Trump on Civil War.  The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 23, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Amy Barrett, Tim Scott, etc. * (0:01:48) Hey, guys! Beta male! JLP tee * (0:03:53) DAVID, FL: (Dentist this AM) Trump vs McCain, Pence weak * (0:06:40) DAVID:...

'Trump Worship' vs Blind Intellectuals! | Mon 1-22-24 22.01.2024

More Trump simping! Nimarata "dog whistle." DeSantis kiss-up! LONG CALL with spiritually blind intellectual Trump haters!  The Hake Report, Monday, January 22, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start (brief echoes) * (0:01:05) Topics: Presidential candidates * (0:01:48) Hey, guys! * (0:03:42) Trump "racist dogwhistle," Nimarata * (0:10:13) Trump: Don't attack non-attackers (Kanye, gays, Jesus) *...

Relationship Advice. Smoke Alarms. Trump Simping? | Fri 1-19-24 19.01.2024

Don't marry the first one you date? Calls: Smoke alarm, still chirping! Italian: JLP's right! Cancer diagnosis kills? "Christian" Trump critics…  The Hake Report, Friday, January 19, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics  * (0:01:36) Hey, guys!  * (0:03:20) Rick's not there! * (0:04:06) Relationship advice from a single? * (0:08:52) Of Air N' Sea: Date multiple women? * (0:14:06) Sean St...

Calls: Is Jesus God? Mama Biden vs Based Banks | Thu 1-18-24 18.01.2024

Many calls: Is Jesus God? Hake sings Christian metal. Mama Biden saves bums from bank overdraft fees! "To him who has, more shall be given!"  The Hake Report, Thursday, January 18, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics * (0:02:26) Hey, guys! (gray pocket tee) * (0:04:53) KARO, GERMANY: Jesus not God: Mark 9: 7. Friend cut him off * (0:11:19) KARO: Germany, best Bible version? Grain of sa...

'Anti-Racist' Mess and 'Christian' Trump Haters | Wed 1-17-24 17.01.2024

Nikki Haley on "racism." Callers on "justice," Israel, studies, and trailer parks. "Christian" woman Beth Moore bashes Trump supporters!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 17, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start/Topics * (0:01:37) Hey, guys! * (0:03:44) Nikki Haley: America was never racist (her past) * (0:11:15) Boomers book: Anti-discrimination, Supreme Court 1964 * (0:17:02) JOE, AZ: dru...

Calls and Supers: America, Race, Corrupt People! | Tue 1-16-24 16.01.2024

Calls: AI? Military decline. Trump: negotiate Civil War! "American" defined! Race and crime. Founders' mixed babies? Corrupt gov't? MLK Google Doodle.  The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 16, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Awkward Start * (0:02:20) Hey, guys! Never tell a woman (audio ok?) * (0:04:54) DENNY, BULGARIA: AI taking jobs? Breaking phone booths * (0:09:37) DENNY: Man in construction 4...

Bigg Bump on the blacks and more! | Mon 1-15-24 15.01.2024

CO-HOST: Bigg Bump on based(?) Huntington Beach, black culture, Shohei Ohtani, Army's decline, Gambino on Trump, and mothering autism.  The Hake Report, Monday, January 15, 2024 AD   CO-HOST LINKS  https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump   |  https://x.com/bigg_bump   |  https://www.youtube.com/biggbump   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:42) Topics with Bigg Bump * (0:05:01) Hey, guys! * (0:06:2...

Guns, Race, Socialism… Macking Debate! | Fri 1-12-24 12.01.2024

Gun control Twitter. Voting by race, gender. French Canadian socialism rant. Callers vs Joel: Pursue women, don't just seek God!  The Hake Report, Friday, January 12, 2024 AD   TIME STAMPS  * (0:00:00) Slow Start (new thing) * (0:02:34) Topics * (0:02:45) Hey, guys! National Parks tee (MLK Day, Bigg Bump) * (0:06:51) Supers: Thx, music: David Meece, Greg Henderson * (0:12:36) ARs for black men? No...

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