The Great Satan's Good Time Era

We did it chat. We got to the part with the fascism. The real-deal that makes the world worse in every conceivable way and haunts us until this very day. What that? No, not Germany in World War 2, the United States in World War 1! This week, we learn about the pogroms and Americanization campaigns that swept the nation in the early 1900's to force assimilation on everyone or send them to die o...

This episode is being released only to verified listeners. If you are not a long-headed U.S. veteran with at least a mental age of 13.08 and a dysfunctional family history, you are not permitted entry into this podcast. It's chapter 20 of The History of White People ! Chapters: (00:10:42) The Discussion Zone ------ Our book is The History of White People by Nell Irvin Painter. You can get a ⁠⁠...

Oh listener, this week we have to talk about a very important literary subject intimately related to our study of Western Imperial history. Truly, it is a podcast episode that must be made! Because art is apparently disconnected from reality and its consequences according to Vladimir Nabokov, the author of this week's book, Lolita ! More specifically, the 1962 Stanley Kubrick adaptation and th...

You know what they always say listener: the children are our future. Unless we stop them now . This week, we're taking a romp through the early eugenics movement and the slew of guys who are still very respected among the ruling class today! I don't think I have to tell you how much this era sucks, it didn't meaningfully end until after you were born! It's chapters 18 & 19 of T...

Theodore Roosevelt is a man remembered in America for his progressive ideals, which is frankly the most on-it's-face example of Imperialist bull pocky I can think of! The man who shelled the Philippines and earnestly studied the concentration camps of Spanish Cuba?? Nonsense. He is an evil man from an evil place. Tune in this week and you may even hear one of the hosts integrate an emotional k...

It turns out that the heyday of Nazi nonsense (1890 to, frankly, present) was accompanied by a flurry of scholarship by people much better positioned to understand the pointlessness of race science than their extremely indoors academic peers. Today, we look at the life of race scientist Franz Boas, whose primary distinction is that he actually looked at skull measurements and didn't really find an...

There once lived a man named William Z. Ripley. Mister Ripley wrote a very large book which ranked all the peoples of Europe to figure out who America should reject. Mister Ripley needed to know which Whites were the Good Ones who would fold themselves properly into the American project of dominating Black and Indigenous people. He lived a long and prosperous life inside the United States, retirin...

The Civil War is a turning point in American history, beautiful listener! Did it confer freedom to the enslaved? Eh, not so much. Did it unite a fractured America? Like, I guess. Did a bunch of proto-White draftees get citizenship and then never get their war pensions? Absolutely! Did this era of alleged freedom lead to generations of eugenics and immigration restriction? You betcha! It's chap...

You can't spell "anthropologist" without (a)pologist! This week, our romp through the risible race science of yesteryear takes us into the realm of American anthropology! The Civil War may interrupt the sinister plans of slaveowners, but in the preceding years, the intellectuals who characterize the last gasp of old-world slavery make one final attempt to justify their own greatness....

Beautiful listener, it's an off-week and that means we're serving up a heaping helping of whatever the heck we feel like! And this week, it's the most significant topic of all: being wrong on the internet! Jodi gives Trinity a satellite-view of the trends of inaccurate thinking online which produce terrible people who say inaccurate things and still have the gall to call themselves a c...

Listener, this is your host Trinity. I'm so happy to introduce you to this week's episode: The Ralph Waldo Emerson Spectacular ! We're gonna have a grand old time learning about this, another historic devil and his devil pen-pals! Like Thomas Carlyle. But! And I am getting out in front of this. I am sorry for the following: 1.) Thomas Carlyle's actual slurs. 2.) The kink-shaming. 3...

Truly, the modern world is no different than the old world, friendos! We are told we're progressing toward justice in this miserable country, but the truth is that in every era the ruling class tried to convince us (and by "us" I mean literally whoever you are) that by stepping on the necks of Black and Indigenous people we will somehow wind our way to victory and progress. And yet, somehow, that...

Did you know that the specter of race war constantly haunts the minds of American Whites like a nightmare? That's at least what every European visitor had to say about this miserable country by the 1850's! The categories of slave and free, White and Black, good European and bad European, and so many more have, by the decades preceding the American Civil War, reached the end of their useful life. A...

Listener, it's time for a bonus episode! It's our new and emergent format, Same as It Ever Was ! This week Jodi takes the reins and tells us a tale of imperialist violence against the people of Iran. The United States is off to war once again, so we have to ask: where did this imperial monster, this cruel beast of blood and oil and steel come from? And why is this vile beast on fire and covered in...

We're knee-deep in Da Skull Measuring Zone this week, friendos! What happens when a network of writers and publishers promote the alleged German ideals of manhood and Imperial subjugation to the wider, English-speaking world? Let's just say you get an international conspiracy of calipers designed to measure the worth of every last human being to determine whether or not they fall inside the circle...

Oh, chat, this is a !@#$%^ up episode. We learn about white slavery and it's historic consequences. Europeans may, in fact, be the worst guys who've ever lived. But what about the Italians?? you may ask. And you'd be wrong to consider this. You want to hear from a eunuch-based slave society?? Frankly, That's a terrible source of knowledge. It's chapters 3, 4, & 5 of The History of White People...

We're doing it!!! We're starting our next book!! Have you ever wondered why White people are like that ? What the heck is their deal?? Being all chauvinistic and sure of themselves despite being unable to even mildly disagree without crying or calling the police? Oh, my dear and precious listener, all questions shall be answered now that we've started reading Chapters 1 & 2 of The History of W...

War. What is it good for? The answer is, of course, simple: it's good for oppressing people who make war. That's the thing it's good for and that's about it. Today, we learn about the final treaties foisted on the Ute peoples at gunpoint, the tortured math an Imperialist calls "good enough," and the similarities to things happening today. On that note! We recorded this, like, 4 months before relea...

The Hitler Particles are off the charts in this episode. Let's learn about how Colorado got what it wanted. Chapters: (00:26:09) The Discussion Zone ---- Our book is "The Utes Must Go!" American Expansion and the Removal of a People by Peter Decker. I can't find this book from the publisher anymore, so here's a buy link for ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Abebooks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ . I found my c...

In the darkest corners of the most nighttime-style places lurk the blurriest and most fantastical of spooks! Oh, no, not that CIA. The other one. Cryptid Investigating Americans! This week, Diego takes Trinity on a journey through the world of continental creeps (no, not those, the fun ones) from colonization on through the internet age! Join us for a Janspookuary Janspooktacular for the ages! ---...

That's right, this week we read Da News (ca. 1880-1901)! In our current book, "The Utes Must Go!" we see the evil influence of rich guys who own a printing press on the genocidal mood of the nation. And today, we read those papers! From Silver World to the San Juan Chieftain to the Durango Democrat, all your favorites are here! We also learn a lot about Miracle Cures and read some rib-tickling fun...

What do you do when the entire U.S. military has been mobilized to arrest you and your friends on false charges because a sniveling American coward felt that you were mean to him? That answer, of course, is kick some Imperialist ass! And that's just what we've got for you this week. Every coward gets got. Every hater gets what's coming to 'em. If you see a statue of Nathan Meeker in your travels,...

[Propaganda News-Radio Voice] WE INTERRUPT OUR COVERAGE OF AMERICAN HISTORY TO WARN YOU THAT HISTORY IS ONCE AGAIN ON THE MOVE! It's the Venezuela Special Report! In which we lambaste the fawning responses of the Coward Nations of the Earth who beg America to bless them with money and businessmen, and who in return whimper about the importance of dominating the masses and controlling the destiny o...

This is it. This is the episode where everyone gets cancelled. And to think it's only for hating the most significant sort of cowardice in human history, exemplary of all that is askew in the Imperialist conscience. It's Episode 2 of the Nathan Meeker Spectacular; it's Chapter 4 of "The Utes Must Go!" Chapters: (00:24:11) The Discussion Zone ---- Our book is "The Utes Must Go!" American Expansion...

Well, chat, this is it. It's the first of our three (3!) episode extravaganza dedicated to the rise, life, and fall of the evilest dork in history: Nathan Cook Meeker. Born in the conquered eastern American frontier on his family farm, Nathan spent his entire life learning the wrong lesson at every turn and eating **** for it. Ideologically dominated via an American Classical education, studying t...