The Great Satan's Good Time Era

Thomas Jefferson envisioned a perfect world where all geography was exquisitely mapped out, every person in existence was accounted for, and every family owned and tilled a small-acre-square pixel of land. Now, you might think we'd almost immediately run out of land if we all lived like that, but what your weak, PlayStation-addled brain doesn't realize is what if the frontier went on forever? What...

The colonial era of human history marks the point at which everyone, everywhere came to understand that out of an imperialist's mouth, every accusation is a confession and every promise is already broken. The only thing that stops an empire from murdering you for its own convenience is to so-entirely kick its butt that it is forced to play nice with you. Now that's something to think about. It's C...

Hello friends, it's Thanksgiving and so we're exploring the ancient White tradition of making slapdash travel plans and then eating one another! We're watching the 1999 film Ravenous with renown White Cannibalism expert, Alex Jonse. How will we fare in our stroll through this White madness? Tune in to see which host gets eaten! ---- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tweet⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at your favorite hosts! ⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Building an empire requires hordes of dipwads yearning to fill their pockets with dollars. At some point you have to ask yourself, why did we build the dipwad machine? Did we really need to have built that? It's the Introduction to "The Utes Must Go!" Chapters: (00:20:29) The Discussion Zone ---- Our book is "The Utes Must Go!" American Expansion and the Removal of a People by Peter Decker. I can'...

Many people have asked, why does American-style activism seem like a hamster wheel through which the hope of the young is transformed into a massive money machine that is both unable and unwilling to root out the cause of all suffering? The answer is simple: it sure is. ---- Chapters: (00:24:40) The Discussion Zone Guess the heck what? It's new book time! Our second reading for the pod will be "Th...

Imperialist, competitive societies are always scrambling for new ways to make profiteering cheaper. Owners spend untold fistfuls of cash to invent the cheapest production scheme they possibly can. Owners call this "efficiency" and say it is good. On the other hand, paying your employees zero money and threatening them with death if they disagree is probably the most profitable economic system owne...

The episode started off like any other, but had very poor quality audio. If you've heard the original audio for Mattress Money Cartel, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the hosts acted was a little off. Trinity was angrier, Jodi seemed depressed, the guest behaved anxiously, and Diego appeared to have genuine anger and hatred towards her parents. The epi...

Hey friendos! It's an off-week for the pod so you know what that means: it's a bonus episode! We're watching three episodes of that beloved TV sitcom, iCarly! What on Earth is iCarly, you ask? Why, the world of iCarly is a sinister mirror of our own. It is a place in which parents are fully absent from their children's lives, teens do professionalized labor in their free time, and children make hi...

We're continuing our investigation of what the junk happened to Millennials! Did you know that in a competitive economic system, a class-differentiated ideology of temporarily-embarrassed-superstardom will emerge in which parents cope with the material consequences of dwindling Good Life Outcomes by fantasizing about their child becoming the most important goober in the universe? Well it's true! W...

The ancient American Empire worshipped a universal force called "The Market." People back then believed that if they reduced all social relationship to a financial transaction, The Market would favor them and give them prosperity. The Americans were very competitive. They entered their children at birth into a society-wide competition to follow all of the rules and not get "in trouble." The Americ...

Did you know that we are being paid in exposure to do this podcast? Every time you listen to an episode, we are mailed an Exposure Coupon and when we get enough of 'em we're gonna redeem 'em for an Amazon-Web-Services-branded Dirtbike for the pod! Some of us have to pay rent, though, so we also sort boxes for a guy who owns a big building. If we do a good job, we get to select a bill from the big...

chat is college a scam? It's chapter 2 of Kids These Days . Chapters: (00:17:35) The Discussion Zone Our book is Kids These Days: Human Capital and the Making of Millennials by Malcolm Harris. Pick up a copy from the publisher ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ and read along with the pod! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tweet⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at your favorite hosts! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Skeet⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at you favorite hosts! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

A second episode has hit the podcast feed! It's book club time and everyone has to participate. We're reading Chapter 1 of Kids These Days and having a silly time reminiscing about how got-dang tired childhood made us. Did you know that your child is a speculative asset and that you're leaving money on the table if you don't force them to play sports? We learn about how competition is a terrible w...

Hello friends! It's the inaugural episode! We do a read-through of our first text, which explains the framework of thinking that we will use to look at history throughout the podcast. Afterward, we have a goof-'em-up time and gear up to hate on some of history's greatest twerps. Chapters: (00:02:02) Introduction (00:07:53) The Development of Knowledge (00:18:31) The Physical Basis of Knowledge (00...