The Golden Girls Forever Podcast

In this episode, we break down "From Here to the Pharmacy" as a soldier returns from the Persian Gulf and shows up at Blanche's door — he was her lover before he deployed, and now he's back. The episode handles the reunion with more complexity than a simple love story would, asking what we owe someone who held onto us through something we may have moved past. Blanche is not always good at those ca...

Blanche's grandmothers plantation is going to be torn down. It's more than she can handle. She drags them all there to try and stop it. Meanwhile, Sophia has a near death experience and reunites with Sal for a few moments in heaven. Dorothy tries to keep everyone in one piece.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose and Miles are having some issues. He has suddenly become extremely cheap. Dorothy goes off on a cruise and leaves Blanche incharge of Sophia. Poor Blanche.

The aftermath of Gloria and Stan sleeping together is bad. Sophia goes out into the hurricane. The fundraiser ends when the lighthouse is destroyed in the storm. The location they are filming out becomes the hurricane shelter and everyone is forced into the same space together.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Stan is in therapy, again. But now he's got a monkey head on a traffic cone to carry around. Meanwhile, Gloria is also coming to town. But there's a twist. She's broke and alone. And Rose and Blanche? They are trying to raise money to fix a lighthouse. Anyone up for a talent show?   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy goes out on a date while the girls stay home, dateless. At the kitchen table they discuss a number of dates. Dorothy returns later after her date went badly and they talk it out.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche is dating a new man, but he's got a mother that is over attached. Does she clip those apron strings or choose her own dignity? Stan convinces Dorothy to go to therapy with him. He wants healing and most likely to get back together with Dorothy.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose begins to see signs of Charlie everywhere. The girls are concerned she's in a bad state. Blanche is dating a professional baseball player. But he's still human.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy is devasted to learn that Sophia was married to another man before Sal. More so because she feels Sophia lied to her. But leaving out something you find embarassing isn't lying, is it?   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche's granddaughter Melissa is visiting. Blanche enters her in a beauty pageant. Melissa is not happy. Sophia has an injury and requires a home nurse to recover. She and the nurse start off rocky, but it winds up making Dorothy a bit jealous.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

The girls go to a murder mystery weekend. One of Blanche's exes are there. They fight. Later he turns up dead. Blanche is the main suspect. Can they figure out the truth before Blanche is sent to prison?   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia is having trouble hearing, but can't accept it. Rose finds an old camera of Charlies, but the images are not what she expected.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy is directing a childrens play, Henny Penny. However, the kids get the measles. Instead of cancelling the play, the girls step in to fill the roles and put on the performance.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia is arrested for starting the fire at Shady Pines that led her to move in with Dorothy and the girls. Her hot plate is suspected of starting the fire. It's a race against time to prove Sophia's innocense.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

The girls participate in a charity auction. Rose and Blanche don't want Dorothy to be upset if she doesn't get bid on so they enlist someone to win her. However, Stan shows up and bids $5,000. What's a girl to do?   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

John Moretti comes to town. He was supposed to take Dorothy to her senior prom but he never showed. Now we learn what realy happened.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose is finally moving on with a new guy. However, Miles returns unexpectedly because of how much he missed her. Sophia's glasses have gone missing. Blanche is trying to get into a group about her her southern heritage.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy is teaching an honors class for the semester. She starts off excited but quickly becomes depressed. Blanche uses Aurora (her granddaughter) to get a date/boyfriend. When her daughter Rebecca finds out it ends badly.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche has a date get cancelled on her. She's not happy. She calsl her back up Mel Bushman but he doesn't answer? Where could he be? A freaked out Blanche goes to his home. Then once he arrives she wants a full blown relationship and he is overwhelmed. Meanwhile, Rose tries out for a reporter spot. She gets the story she was assigned but she misses a bigger one.   --- If you would like to support...

Dorothy gets a fake job for Sophia as Activties Director at a rest home to try and get to her recover from the flu. It backfires and Sophia along with all the residents go missing.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy is going to marry Stan again...but his lawyer wants her to sign a prenup. Truby is going to be the new house mate post Dorothy. She's buried three husbands now. Do Stan and Dorothy get married again?   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Stan proposes to Dorothy by putting a ring in a potato. Rose goes to an event with one of Miles friends while he is out of the country. His ex-wife starts stalking Rose. Sophia finds about about the engagement and is furious. She forbids it.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

A poetry reading at Miles comes to an abrupt end when the death of mobster The Cheesman is announced on a news broadcast. Later, Miles breaks the news he's been in witness protection hiding from that mobster. Meanwhile, Sophia is upset at her friend Gladys over a concert. Blanche tries to return a dress she wore but they won't take it back. Miles learns that the Cheesman is not dead and has to be...

Clayton comes to visit but he brings a surprise. His boyfriend Doug, who he plans to marry. Blanche does not take this news well at all. He behavior becomes embarassing. Rose is nominated for an award and goes into full on competitive mode.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche is in an abusive relationship with Rex Huntington, but she doesn't realize it. She doesn't understand the danger she is in until she sees him grab Dorothy's arm and hurt her. Meanwhile, Rose is bored with Miles and decides they are going to go skydiving.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc