The Golden Girls Forever Podcast

Dorothy's brother and Sophia's son Phil has died. Everyone struggles to accept Phil's death. Sophia takes it very hard.  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche is dateless. Dorothy suggests a trip to the library. Blanche goes with her. Dorothy checks out books and Blanche checks out men. She meets one and makes a date. She didn't realize he was differently abled.  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia has a new boyfriend. She wants to get is attention more. Blanche offers to help. Rose gets a letter from St. Olaf. They are having a drought and asking everyone to be celibate until it rain. Blanche advises her not to tell Miles and do what she says. Blanches advice leads to disaster for both.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to...

Blanche has a secret admirer. Two celebrities are fighting over Dorothy. The secret admirer is Blanche's late husband George. The two celebrities are Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner. Blanche and George talk and Blanche has mixed emotions. Dorothy picks Sonny. Blanche and George embrace and then she wakes up. It was all a dream.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, ple...

Sophia has lost a friend, Sister Agnes. She decides to join a convent to replace her. Blanche takes Rose's car without asking and rear ends someone. It's her scam to get dates. Rose gets sued because of Blanche. She decides to seduce the man to prove he's faking.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Now that Stan is rich, he wants Dorothy back. He tries to buy her love. Sophia is not happy. Rose has a new coworker who is driving her nuts. She enlists Sophia's help to try and get some peace.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy has a struggling student who only cares about playing sports. He's failing her class so he can't play. This causes a number of people to threaten Dorothy so he can play. Rose has a problem with her dentist. He's touched her in a sexual way.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche's mammy comes to town. She breaks the news to Blanche that she and her father had a longstanding affair with each other. Sophia is up to her tricks. She's hired a matchmaker to set Dorothy up with a date.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy meets Jimmy on Sophia's Meals on Wheels route. He's not left his apartmen tin 22 years. Meanwhile, Rose is trying to fing out Blanche's real birthday to throw her a suprise birthday party.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose is having a yard sale. Blanche detests it and buys all her stuff for $50. Turns out there are 50 $1,000 St. Olaf war bonds and Blanche feels like she hit the jackpot. Only cashing out the bonds will bankrupt St. Olaf. Meanhwhile, Stan has created a baked potato opener that is actually a success. He tries to buy everyone's love without much succeess.   --- If you would like to support this pod...

Rose meets her natural father (she was adopted by the Lindstroms). We all get to learn Rose's creatation story along with her. Sophia has a hernia and needs surgery. She's been telling everyone that it's because Dorothy made her move a couch (it was wicker) when the reality is she and her friends moved someone's car. She does have the surgery, but she gets lost in the hospital too.   --- If you wo...

Becky is in town. Blanche's daughter is now very pregnant from IVF and close to her due date. She wants to have the baby there, but Blanche is more worried about what all the men she dates at the hospitals will think. Mother nature decides Becky is having the baby. Blanche comes through in the delivery room as a supportive mom to Becky in the end. Meanwhile, Rose has taken up ice skating to make h...

The president is coming to town to open a new senior citizen center just down the block. The girls are in the running to possibly meet the president during this time. A secrect servive agent has come to vet them. They each speak with him one by one and retell some of their best moments in the series so far. Dorothy wants to give him a piece of her mind.   --- If you would like to support this podc...

Rose's paintings (and her need to see a live horse to paint one) lead Dorothy back down the dark abyss of gambling addiction. Blanche is humiliated by a coworker who turned down the opportunity to sleep with her. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia has another ex. His granddaughter is getting married. They all have to go to the wedding. She wants to tell him about the curse she put on him. Rose doesn't want to go, she gets hot at weddings.  --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy's ex Glenn, the cheater from four years prior, suddenly reappears divorced and single and after Dorothy. But does he love Dorothy or just want someone to take care of all the household stuff in the way he's used to? Blanche and Sophia go to the mall. They find a wallet with a large sum of money in it. They get conned. 

Blanche's sister has written a book. Blanche thinks she wrote about her life. Stan's cousin Magda is visiting. Her country had a revolution and will no longer be a communist country but a free country. This change scares her. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Buzz, who happens to be one of Rose's old boyfriends, is back in town to visit. Rose dated Buzz and Charlie at the same time in high school. And now she's seeing Buzz while seeing Miles. It's a whole new love triangle.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose gets a letter from a hospital she had gallbladder surgery at. Her blood transfusion may have had HIV antibodies in it. She needs to come in for testing. She has to wait 72 hours for the results. The longest 72 hours of her life.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche finds out that George cheated on her and fathered a child. Sophia guilts Dorothy into the Shady PInes beauty pageant.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche's doctor is worried about her heart beating irregularly. It turns out she needs a pacemaker. She decides after this that she is going to give up sex. But the next few weeks she is not Blanche. Simon finally gives her the courage to be Blanche again. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia has forgotten her wedding anniversary. Blanche wants to go to an expensive salon. Rose is working on a project about healthcare for seniors and bribes Blanche with the salon money to help. Does Sophia have alzheimers? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose is meeting Mile's daughter Caroline for the first time. She's got a nasty surprise for Rose. Blanche is running a new scheme to meet men. Everything goes sideways.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Blanche stops seeing Steven after 6 weeks. She misses him and the girls convince her to see him again. Shortly after he has a heart attack. What does Blanche do? They also join Rose's positive thinking group. Dorothy has the most changes but over time it fades.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

A teenage girl named Mary comes over. The girls have taken care of her in the past. She is pregnant. Blanche has a prison penpal. He gets released early and plans to visit. The girls freak out.   --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc