The Girls Who Cried B-Horror

Aine and Alex reverse the aging process to look twenty-one forever as they discuss the television movie remake of The Wasp Woman. With a big boobie bee serving BODY, the girls cover everything from the similarities to The Substance to women supporting women in the workplace. So enjoy sex with a stinger and have a WASP summer for the seventy-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex keep it sexy at an underwater research facility as they discuss the best movie Renny Harlin has ever made Deep Blue Sea. With LL Cool J in their hearts, the girls cover everything from their love/hate relationship to animatronic sharks to the time honored cinematic tradition of a music video tie-in. So watch out for Stellan Skarsgård's corpse and attempt to cure Alzheimer's f...

Aine and Alex do a choreographed disco dance number as they discuss the original 1980 Prom Night slasher and its 2008 remake. With Sheriff Stilinski's kind eyes watching over them, the girls cover everything from Randy Meeks' poor suspect consideration to the eyebrows in the When a Stranger Calls remake. So forget your stupid shawl and don't take the elevator for the nineteenth Tangent...

Aine and Alex kick off Sexy Season 7 as they discuss the batshit sequel Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II. With heavy influences from Wes Craven, the girls cover everything from demonizing sexually active women to Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island. So DON'T kiss your dad and GET OFF that rocking horse for the seventy-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex celebrate ladies getting their lick back as they discuss some of their favorite films in the "Good For Her" canon. With Revenge on the brain, the girls cover everything from destroying men to what it feels like to be truly held. So ruin a man's day and get crowned prom queen for the Season Six Finale Special of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! [TW: SA is discussed in this...

Aine and Alex work security at a film studio as they discuss the Gremlins knockoff Hobgoblins. With cat-like puppets driving their golf cart, the girls cover everything from connections to The Fairly OddParents to the necessary framework of Scream 3. So throw those grenades and run up your friend's phone bill for the seventy-second episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex steal a pot of gold as they discuss the Saint Patrick's Day staple Leprechaun. With pre-Friends Jennifer Aniston, the girls cover everything from Candyman crossovers to the Apple Jacks mascots. So shine your shoes and stay away from Warwick Davis on a pogo stick for the seventy-first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex once again bring up House of Wax (2005) as they discuss the 3D remake My Bloody Valentine (2009). With Jensen Ackles' beautiful eyelashes on full display, the girls cover everything from the horrors of being trapped in a car with a man to whether or not this is a possession movie. So assume Tom Atkins is playing a cop and don't hope for any bangers on the soundtrack for the e...

Aine and Alex keep their gas masks and boiler suits ON with special guest, Alys Lowell, as they discuss the Canadian slasher classic My Bloody Valentine. With Hollis in their hearts, the girls cover everything from why there was never a sequel to extended cut secrets. So cancel your Valentine’s dance and descend 900 feet into the mines for the seventieth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! Wa...

Aine and Alex experience stigmata limb loss as they discuss the misunderstood Lynchian horror I Know Who Killed Me. With double the Lindsay Lohan, the girls cover everything from Razzie Award vitriol to their choice stripper anthems. So get up on that pole and don't forget to charge your prosthetic leg for the sixty-ninth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2025 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With insane wigs courtesy of Osgood Perkins, the girls cover everything from Sinners Oscars’ buzz to Australian Jennifer Lawrence. So mourn Pedro Pascal’s original Weapons casting and celebrate the end of a LONG year with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex are trapped in a toy store with a cute killer Santa as they discuss the Christmas cult classics Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 1 & 2. With really only 1.5 movies to talk about, the girls cover everything from villainous nuns to possibly one of the worst lead actors of all time. So bring out your garbage and your unresolved childhood trauma for the sixty-eighth episode of The Gir...

Aine and Alex take up ventriloquy with returning (five time!!!) guest, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the Andrew Neiderman nightmare Pin. With an $80,000 mannequin watching their every move, the girls cover everything from the insane amount of Amityville movies to a "Bride of Pin" sequel. So put some skin on that dummy and get ready to have the sex talk for the sixty-seventh episode of...

Aine and Alex both dress up a cats with big boobs as they discuss the divisive remake Night of the Demons (2009). With an actual distinct set of rules to go off of, the girls cover everything from stolen valor bush to Edward Furlong not actually being dead. So remember the Boyz 'N Motion and give us a kiss for the seventeenth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex attend the best Halloween party ever as they discuss the somewhat essential Night of the Demons trilogy. With Amelia Kinkade always reprising her role as Angela, the girls cover everything from Evil Dead influences to neighborhood games of Manhunt. So keep your tongue in your mouth and push that lipstick into your nipple for the sixty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex cut the breaks on their dads' cars as they discuss the back to school slasher Cutting Class. With baby Brad Pitt acting like a douche, the girls cover everything from dealing with freaks (men) to the worst horror movie haircuts. So get that hot dog look in your eye and don't get called to the principal's office for the sixty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex party at Club Hell as they discuss the horror comedy musical Rockula. With Toni Basil choreographing the whole episode, the girls cover everything from cozy Saturday morning vibes to bat puppet cheeks. So put on your Juicy Couture and praise Susan Tyrrell for the sixty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex enter a wet t-shirt contest as they discuss the Italian take on American spring break that is Nightmare Beach. With Bill Paxton (sorry John Saxon) on the brain, the girls cover everything from The Lost Boys similarities to their favorite skeleton gags. So don't mace a dog and let that motorcycle shock you to death for the sixty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex wonder who actually knows the Latin word for hare as they discuss the killer bunny flick Night of the Lepus. With horror icon Janet Leigh by their side, the girls cover everything from the need for satire to Mongo's death in Shrek 2. So watch out for buck teeth and be nice to your rabbits for the sixty-second episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex fall through the floor of the Sky View as they discuss Death's latest romp Final Destination Bloodlines. With Paco the turtle out of his cage, the girls cover everything from family dynamics to Tony Todd's emotional goodbye. So trigger your peanut allergy and never forget about the log truck for the seventh Big Screen Scares minisode!

Aine and Alex hide knives in their pillowcases as they discuss the SYFY original Slumber Party Massacre (2021). With a hatred of Black Christmas (2019) in their hearts, the girls cover everything from feminist filmmaking to manifesting Aine's Slumber Party Massacre installment. So don't eat those cookies and avenge your mother for the sixteenth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex really want to know what snacks you brought as they discuss the third installment in the only completely female written/directed horror franchise, Slumber Party Massacre III. With that cop from Killer Klowns from Outer Space being the worst, the girls cover everything from different slasher motivations to their preferred sex toy deaths. So remain convinced that's a young Taylor S...

Aine and Alex get thrown off Flight 180 with special guest, Maryam Fassihi, as they discuss the the entirety of the Final Destination franchise. With the release of Final Destination: Bloodlines less than a month away, the girls cover everything from Snooki hair bumps to Aine's personal rollercoaster nightmare. So don't cheat death and put some respect on Tony Todd's name for the Seaso...

Aine and Alex get bit by a Sumatran rat-monkey as they discuss Peter Jackson’s best film Dead Alive aka Braindead. With no pudding(?!), the girls cover everything from religious horror experiences to the new game “Babysit, Adopt, Abort”. So kick ass for the Lord and keep an eye on Baby Selwyn for the sixtieth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! 

Aine and Alex make a stop at a freak show in South America as they discuss Alex Winter's horror-comedy masterpiece Freaked. With two Rastafarian eyeballs holding them at gunpoint, the girls cover everything from Monkeybone similarities to a performance that couldn't exist without Bruce Campbell's influence. So eat those macaroons and watch out for Brooke Shields for the fifty-ninth epi...