The Girls Who Cried B-Horror

Aine and Alex seek middle school revenge as they discuss the 2000s slasher Valentine. With the stunning Denise Richards by their sides, the girls cover everything from iconic killer looks to subverting hot tub death expectations. So celebrate flawed women and wax it for the fifteenth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex ride on the back of an animatronic dinosaur as they discuss one of b-horror's greatest love stories Tammy and the T-Rex. With the director of Mac and Me behind the camera, the girls cover everything from problematic character tropes to Aine's Children of the Corn resemblance. So beware of lion attacks and believe in love again for the fifty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Hor...

Aine and Alex get their heads stuck in a record press with special guest, Rachel Baldwin, as they discuss Brian De Palma's box office flop Phantom of the Paradise. With Beef on the brain, the girls cover everything from the films connections to Carrie to Rachel's insane Halloween franchise ranking. So don't sing Winslow's cantata and give us that crowd again for the fifty-seventh episode of The Gi...

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2024 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With the Smile 2 soundtrack in their Spotify wrapped, the girls cover everything from Scooby-Doo (2002) body swaps to monster romances. So get your Dan Stevens freak on and celebrate a great year for movies with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex can't get their car to start as they discuss the parking garage nightmare P2. With guard dog Rocky chasing after them, the girls cover everything from spotting incel behavior to the perfect holiday double feature. So call a cab and don't get locked in your trunk for the fifty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex put on their lowest cut tops and beehive wigs as they discuss the MOTHER of b-horror Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. With a himbo movie theater owner looking out for them, the girls cover everything from unwanted teenager plot lines to containing multitudes as a spooky girl. So hide that recipe book and put that baby in drag for the fifty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex return to the Halloween franchise 40 years later with special guest, Greg Vellante, as they discuss David Gordon Green's Halloween trilogy. With Michael Myers riding on the back of their motorcycle, the girls cover everything from massive character personality shifts to poorly written Heathers fan-fiction. So think of cherry blossoms because evil dies tonight for the fourteenth Tange...

Aine and Alex have dreams of their mothers on white horses as they discuss Rob Zombie's polarizing remakes of Halloween and Halloween II. With a cast of horror icons to choose from, the girls cover everything from preferred Laurie Strode characterizations to casting your wife in all your movies. So sell out for a book deal and work a late shift at the hospital with an Oscar winner for the thirteen...

Aine and Alex channel the power of Danielle Harris' amazing child acting as they discuss the original 7 films in the Halloween franchise. With Michael Myers inexplicably behind the wheel of a car, the girls cover everything from CGI eyebrows to the worst way to die in Haddonfield, Illinois. So grab that big kitchen knife and watch Dr. Loomis have an epic meltdown for the twelfth Tangential Terror...

Aine and Alex harness the power of Stonehenge as they discuss the Michael Myers-less Halloween III: Season of the Witch. With the Silver Shamrock jingle stuck in their heads, the girls cover everything from the one dimensional portrayal of women to how they would design their own line of Halloween masks. So STOP IT and suck some titty for the fifty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex dance naked on tombstones as they discuss Dan O'Bannon's first directed feature The Return of the Living Dead. With Tarman begging for brains, the girls cover everything from the film's greater influence on the zombie genre to the logistics of walking a split dog. So burn your rabid weasels and don't let the rigor mortis set in for the fifty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Hor...

Aine and Alex do what's in best interest of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation with returning guest, Abigail Baldwin, as they discuss the entirety of the Alien franchise. With their chests bursting with love (and baby Xenomorphs), the girls cover everything from the importance of having a female protagonist to the idea that your God may hate you. So grab a flamethrower and be wary of synthetics for th...

Aine and Alex wrangle a beach ball in an elevator shaft as they discuss John Carpenter's first feature Dark Star. With a shared fear of the vastness of space, the girls cover everything from early signs of Dan O'Bannon's Alien script to Tom Cruise skydiving at the Olympics. So don't bother reasoning with the bomb and tap away on your ice-cube trays for the fifty-second episode of The Girls Who Cri...

Aine and Alex try on several different Mission Impossible masks with special guest, Jonah Puskar, as they discuss the 90s hidden gem Popcorn. With The Possessor lurking behind a giant mosquito puppet, the girls cover everything from 4DX cinemas to possible influences on the Scream universe. So buy a bag and go home in a box for the fifty-first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! You can follo...

Aine and Alex pick up plenty of roadkill as they discuss the remaining entries in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. With several different timelines to make sense of, the girls cover everything from legacy character disrespect to how sexy Matthew McConaughey is as a psycho. So heed the warnings and stay the hell out of Texas for the tenth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex celebrate 50 main episodes of the podcast as they discuss Tobe Hooper's 50-year-old classic The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and his tonal shift of a sequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2. With Nubbin's marionetted corpse dancing to Oingo Boingo, the girls cover everything from portrayals of disabilities in film to the slashers they could most easily seduce. So eat some head cheese a...

Aine and Alex show off their "rizz" as they discuss the rockabilly musical slasher Slumber Party Massacre II. With a member of the Little Caesars dynasty brandishing a guitar, the girls cover everything from A Nightmare on Elm Street similarities to a possible French spin-off. So don't pop that pimple and skip band practice for the forty-ninth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex do it all for Damien as they discuss the entirety of The Omen franchise. With The First Omen currently playing in theaters, the girls cover everything from the desecration of women's bodies to Alex's new favorite child actor. So sit in front of a roaring fire and stay out of church for the Season Four Finale Special of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! [TW: SA is discussed in this episod...

Aine and Alex become "the most high" as they discuss the 1982 Best Low-Budget Film Saturn Award winner Fear No Evil. With an insane listing of needle drops backing them, the girls cover everything from fanfiction tags to the banning of dodgeball in public schools. So don't baptize that baby and start having Lucifer sex dreams for the forty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex send the dead back to their graves with returning guest, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the horny Italian horror Cemetery Man. With their trusty sidekick Gnaghi tagging along, the girls cover everything from the best horror boobs to Woody Harrelson eating ass in True Detective. So don’t listen to the Grim Reaper and stop stealing our murders for the forty-seventh episode of The Gir...

Aine and Alex go into the forest as they discuss the Irish folklore horror The Hallow. With a changeling swaddled in their arms, the girls cover everything from The Last of Us similarities to the squonk. So cover your eyeballs and pick up that scythe for the forty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex wanna know if you've got any money as they discuss the last of the big three Henenlotter horror comedies Frankenhooker. With pretzels on the brain, the girls cover everything from unrealistic beauty standards for women to Frankenzaddies. So grab a date and don't smoke that super-crack for the forty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2023 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With Russell Crowe following along on a moped, the girls cover everything from puppet cuteness aggression to Nicolas Cage as Dracula. So be thankful for slashers and ring in the new year with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex check in at the Grand Island Hotel as they discuss their first New Years Eve horror Bloody New Year. With a Scooby-Doo seaweed monster ready to attack, the girls cover everything from fatal stomach punches to an aversion to being upside down. So put on your best 50s dress and fuck Spud for the forty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex foreclose on the local farms as they discuss what is possibly their least favorite film they've ever covered Blood Harvest. With Tiny Tim dressed in a clown suit, the girls cover everything from the SpongeBob pilot episode to Peter Krause's film debut. So don't go into the barn and tiptoe through the tulips for the forty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! [TW: SA is discu...