Emily Starnes
The Girls Club
I’m a girl, this is my club, and now you’re a member. Every Thursday join me, Emily, for our club meetings to discuss the often unimportant, but always entertaining matters at hand. Sometimes I may have guests, or maybe I won’t. It’s my club and I make the rules. So take a seat, grab a snack, and welcome to The Girls Club.
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Emily Starnes
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Latest episode
Jul 11, 2026
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Episodes
The internet is obsessed with Luigi Mangione 12.12.2024 1:23:03
In this week’s club meeting, we discuss why the American people are uniting for seemingly the first time in modern history over the assignation of the United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson in support of the alleged unaliver, Luigi Mangoine. The season finale of “America 2024” just got so much more interesting. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on...
Is it seasonal depression or am I just miserable? 05.12.2024 58:58
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss everyone’s favorite topic: depression! Wooo! I am currently on a journey to not hate life, I know, big steps. So, I wanted to take today to discuss the many reasons we all might be in a funk and also give some suggestions on how to maybe get out of said funk. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTu...
Knowing when to move on 28.11.2024 50:13
In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing knowing when it is time to move on to the next chapter of your life. Specifically how I have realized that for me to continue to grow as a person and a professional, I need to step out of my comfort zone and push myself to try something new with my life. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouT...
Have women’s beauty standards become uncanny? 21.11.2024 1:13:41
In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing how women’s beauty standards are actually ridiculous and how the esthetics industry needs to be held accountable for pushing filler and “preventative” botox on young women. After watching many old movies this last week, I have found myself spiraling on how current beauty standards are crazy and how women used to be in blockbuster movies with aged...
Entering my Feminine Rage arc 14.11.2024 1:22:58
In this week’s club meeting, after a week of grieving the election results, I come to you to discuss how I have been coping with that through chopping off my hair and disassociating in Homegoods. Girl, I’ve gone full crazy mode, and low key, I’m here for it. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDR...
I'm shocked, but not surprised 07.11.2024 1:02:34
In this week’s club meeting, I’m sorry, but we have to talk about the outcome of the 2024 election because, y’all, I’m scared. Don’t worry, we will discuss other things in this meeting so it won’t all be doom and gloom. Tea will be spilled, and fun will be had so if you need an escape from this hellscape that is America, you can take shelter in the club. I love you all so much, and just know that...
A mom in the bathroom line at Avatar the Orchestra restored my faith in humanity 31.10.2024 51:56
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss how drinking a disgusting bottle of Dasani water led me to overhear the sweetest conversation between a mom and her eight-year-old son, which singlehandedly restored my faith in humanity. Women will change the world. Also, it’s the Halloween meeting, so I hope you are in costume because I dressed up and it would be awkward if it is just me you know? So,...
Once a cheater, always a cheater 24.10.2024 1:02:10
In this week’s club meeting, we will begin our club meeting by discussing the recent messy breakup between TikTok influencer Brianna Chickenfry and country music artist Zach Bryan. The moral of the story is once a cheater, always a cheater. Don’t worry we won’t stick to that for too long, because Elon Musk is releasing $30,000 humanoid robots. So yay! Another thing Tesla has created that will prob...
I got scammed on Airbnb 17.10.2024 37:39
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss my HORRIBLE vacation, how I got scammed by my Airbnb host, and how I will never use that app again. Also, sorry this episode is short I had 20 more minutes of footage however that part of my SD card was corrupted so I had to scrap it. Next week we will have an hour yap sesh at least so thank you for understanding! So, take your seats, and let's begin th...
Why does society think boys are easier to raise than girls? 10.10.2024 59:09
In this week’s club meeting, we will be deconstructing why society thinks boys are easier to raise than girls and how adult men being incompetent at basic life skills such as cleaning, cooking, and being decent human beings could be a result of this thinking. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDR...
Has Gen Z taken mental health days too far? 03.10.2024 1:14:08
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss various topics, from Chappell Roan’s last-minute cancellation of her performance at All Things Go to the Menendez brothers speaking out against Netflix’s dramatization of their lives and crimes. I have ADHD. What do you expect? of course, we will not stick to a theme for a single meeting. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Wa...
Life in your late 20s doesn’t feel real 26.09.2024 58:59
In this week’s club meeting, in honor of your president turning 27 next week, we will spiral together into the concept of aging and how your 20s aren’t all they are cracked up to be. We will do a deep dive into why, as women, we are made to believe that turning 30 is the scariest thing that happens to us and how that has really f*cked me up. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club me...
Even the Republican party team Bryce on god 19.09.2024 1:15:58
In this week’s club meeting, we are kicking off the meeting by discussing how political parties pay influencers to endorse them. So not only can we never escape people shoving products we don’t need in our faces now we know people’s political affiliation can also be bought for the right price, great. Don’t worry we won’t spend the entire meeting talking about that, the rest of the meeting I will b...
They’re eating the pets boots down Houston I'm deceased 12.09.2024 54:36
In this week’s club meeting, we are coming fresh off of the presidential debate so, yay. Donald left us with some insane quotes per usual so we will be getting to those don’t you worry. Also speaking of scary white men, Nikocado Avocado has entered his villain arc as he returns to YouTube in a panda mask and an ozempic prescription. It’s a chronically online girl’s dream this week. So, take your s...
The kids are doing galaxy gas on TikTok 05.09.2024 1:19:43
We will discuss a few different topics in this week’s club meeting. From the controversial takes on the popular movies I hate to the fact that kids on TikTok are doing “whip its” (sorry I have to write it that way or it may get taken down) they are buying from the gas station. Moral of the story, sh*t is not chill. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video vers...
Oh that’s not… 29.08.2024 1:09:14
We will discuss a few different topics in this week’s club meeting. Alix Earle and her trademarked racist posts, yes that is a real thing, Gabbie Hanna and her cringe side quest speaking at Oxford University, once again, a real thing that actually happened, and my experience in an SEC sorority all four years of college, this might be the most unbelievable of them all. What is the thread that holds...
Grab your girlfriends and wear your florals it’s time to talk about trauma! 22.08.2024 1:08:30
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss some pretty heavy topics at the beginning of the meeting but don’t you worry the conversation quickly turns positive as we make our way to sh*t talking about a few insufferable celebrities and their PR disasters that unraveled last week. Oh how I love when celebrities I can’t stand flop. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Wat...
Raygun “breaking” the internet 15.08.2024 1:17:57
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss the internet’s least favorite breakdancer, Raygun. Australia’s b-girl has truly broken the internet with her underwhelming moves and as club members, I believe it is our duty to talk about how her performance has permanently cringed us all. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.you...
Can influencers stop being terrible for one day? 08.08.2024 1:21:05
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss the disgusting racist tweets that have surfaced from former it girl Brooke Schofield, who just weeks ago I was living for and now couldn’t care less about. It’s always the racist tweets from a girl’s past that ruin her future, isn’t it? Also, MrBeast is getting canceled and I’m here for it. We have a lot to discuss. So, take your seats, and let's begin...
This is the apology we waited for…? That's cringe. 01.08.2024 1:02:57
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss so much. Starting with Cody Ko’s “acknowledgment” of the Tana situation through him taking a back seat at TMG. And on the theme of breaking up with people or YouTubers, we will finish the meeting with a conversation around breakups, why they are so important, and also why they f-ing suck. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Tr...
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? 25.07.2024 1:07:46
In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing the fact that brat summer continues, with Kamala Harris now the Democratic presidential candidate. And with that dear club members, I say; “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Try Magic Mind today: magicmind.com/girlsclub20 Get 20% off using code: GIRLSCLUB20 Watch the v...
I’m tired of the internet 18.07.2024 1:22:12
In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing all of the sh*t that happened last week and this week on the internet. From Brooke Schofield and Clinton Kane going bar for bar on TikTok and Amber Rose speaking at the Republican National Convention to the downfall of beloved YouTuber Cody Ko. This club meeting is long and we have A LOT to get through. So, take your seats and let's begin this wee...
Tampons have lead and arsenic in them, just girly things 11.07.2024 52:54
In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss many things, from tampons containing literal lead and arsenic to the 2016 clown sightings that I randomly remembered taking over my life during my freshman year of college. I’m telling you, only important topics will be discussed as always. Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting. Try Magic Mind today: magicmind.com/girlsclub20 Get 20...
Me and my roommate talk about things 04.07.2024 1:18:24
My roommate joins us in this week’s club meeting to discuss many topics. From her experience as a lesbian living in the south, to why the two of us never bought a house during the 2008 housing crisis when we were in 4th grade. As club members, you will definitely be entertained. Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting. Try Magic Mind today: magicmind.com/girlsclub20 Get 20% off...
How do I give “please don’t approach me vibes”? 27.06.2024 1:09:52
In this week's club meeting, we will discuss a tragic issue your club president seems to have: a please approach me vibe/face. And I’m not talking about it in a flirty way, no, I’m talking about strangers coming up to me and just telling me insane stories about their lives I never needed to know nor wanted to hear. My dilemma is how do I stop giving these vibes ASAP? Take your seats and let's begi...
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