Emily Starnes

The Girls Club

Comedy EN ↓ 110 episodes

I’m a girl, this is my club, and now you’re a member. Every Thursday join me, Emily, for our club meetings to discuss the often unimportant, but always entertaining matters at hand. Sometimes I may have guests, or maybe I won’t. It’s my club and I make the rules. So take a seat, grab a snack, and welcome to The Girls Club.

Author

Emily Starnes

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 11, 2026

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Episodes

A chronically online woman touches grass 19.06.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be taking a field trip for our club meeting because girls, it’s time to touch some grass. So, put on your walking shoes, grab a water, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @theg...

Sydney Sweeney's bathwater soap might be my 13th reason 12.06.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing so so much as last week, I, your president, fell ill and had to miss our club meeting. So fear not the gab will be gabbing today bc girls we have so much to catch up on.   So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.   Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the th...

No one wants Benson Boone's moon beam 29.05.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing the king of backflips, ill-fitting jumpsuits, and songs that sound AI-generated. You know him, you probably don’t really like him, Benson Backflip Boone. This man has taken the internet by storm with conversations around his inauthentic aura, so it’s time we, as club members, become part of the convo. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week...

Internet drama no one can forget about 22.05.2025

After last week’s club meeting discussing James Charles’ most recent BS, I decided, as your president, it is time we take a trip down memory lane and discuss your Roman Empire internet drama moments. From the Dramageddons to the downfall of the sister squad, we chronically online have seen quite the drama over the years.   So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting.   Watch the...

Can we please say bye sister to James Charles? 15.05.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing one of my least favorite people, James Charles, and his most recent cancellation after he played house with Kayla Malec’s abusive POS ex. I’ve had enough of Flashback Mary for a lifetime, and I’m begging everyone: can we please say bye sister to James Charles? So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version o...

I’m tired of this grandpa - me @ our government 08.05.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we are all over the place. From the literal insanity going on in America every day under the Trump administration to my newfound intolerance to gluten that has wrecked my life, you’ll def need to lock in to follow this one. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Go check out minimalisanyc! https://www.minimalisanyc.com/ Watch the video version o...

JoJo did some bad things 01.05.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we are back after a week off and y’all we have a lot to get to in this meeting. From Katy Perry’s cringe clips from her concerts taking over my fyp, to JoJo Siwa cheating on her partner on television for a 32 year old man there is so much we need to discuss.   So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www...

The girls went to "space" and literally no one cares 17.04.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss the absolute girl-boss disaster that was the Blue Origin, an all-women, 11-minute space extravagance. Because wtf was that… Can wealthy people just stay on earth and stop trying to explore “uncharted” territory? Did we learn nothing from the Titanic submersible… These ladies girl bossed a bit too close to the sun for my liking. So, take your seats, and...

Smartphone make me dumb 10.04.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing how my phone addiction is ruining my life and how I am attempting to put down that d*mn phone. In the second half of the club meeting, we are talking about things that you club members don’t get the hype about, and let’s just say there are a few hot takes. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on Yo...

The downfall of “relatable” internet personalities 03.04.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be using Emergency Intercom’s bad takes on Greta Thunberg to talk about how no influencer is truly “relatable”. But the meeting doesn’t stop there because we also need to discuss the world's obsession with thinness and how it is ruining us as a society. There is a lot to get to today girls. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch th...

Has OF as a career become too normalized? 27.03.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be briefly discussing the downfall of Australian OF creator and Influencer Anna Paul, being brought to light by former friend Mikaela Testa in her recent podcast episode. This will then lead us into a larger conversation about the impact of the internet’s normalization of OF as a career, has on young girls. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club...

Anyone else watch the Hailey Bieber 7 part TikTok? 20.03.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be talking about that Hailey Bieber 7-part TikTok series, bc girl… I wasn’t ready. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Job Networking Google Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1byikZJaieWyGKKdamdoSl6cz4M1uTRRD8DYoysUS38k/edit?usp=sharing   Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykP...

Even a girl boss will tell you this job market is trash 13.03.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss the fact that even the girl bossiest of girl bosses can’t girl boss her way out of this sh*t job market. But I your president in the era of positivity and hope have a plan to help out our precious club members in this hellscape of a job market. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. I made a Google spreadsheet for job networking...

A gross girl in a clean girl aesthetic world 06.03.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss the fact that at the end of the day, most of us are f*cking gross. No tea no shade but let’s be honest we all do some stuff that we maybe wouldn’t share with others in fear of what they would think. But in the girls club, we listen and we don’t judge so let’s get gross you freaks. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the...

Is Selena Gomez a psyop? 27.02.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss something that I haven’t stopped thinking about and that is the constant push of Selena Gomez from media outlets. Every day I see a post about Selena, don’t get me wrong I don’t have an issue with her but like there cannot be that much topical conversation to be had about her to constantly be talked about by the media every day for the last 10 years, ri...

Driving away from all of my problems 20.02.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we are taking The Girls Club on the road, why? I have no idea I had a dream about recording a podcast while driving and here we are. Think of it like therapy but with a sh*t ton of potholes. So, take your seats, buckle up, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all...

It was a great week to be a hater 13.02.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing Travis Kelce’s instant karma after his statement regarding the president attending the Super Bowl, how great Kendrick looked in those jeans, Kanye’s absolute crash out on Twitter, and probiotic soda company, Poppi’s flop era. It’s a good week to be a hater. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on Y...

Butt naked at the Grammys is crazy 06.02.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing so many things. From Kanye’s wife pulling up to the Grammys in quite literally nothing. Trisha Paytas selling out her own Broadway musical. And so much more. I hope y’all are ready for an all out yap shesh because ladies I quite simply couldn’t stfu. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube:...

Is it normal to have nightmares? 30.01.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing something that I your president don’t often talk about and that is the fact that every week since childhood I have had nightmares five to six nights out of the week. Should I be concerned and furthermore, is this normal? I mean we all have nightmares right, this isn’t something I should see a therapist for or anything right? haha… So, take your se...

America is a billionaire boys club and I hate it 23.01.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing the absolute sh*t show that was the presidential inauguration on Monday. And y’all… I’m scared. Between Elon tripping on something and giving the you know what salute to the audience, and Trump signing executive orders that go directly against the constitution, we are cooked. We have so much to discuss. So, take your seats, and let's begin this we...

Tarte’s brand trips are just rage-bait at this point 16.01.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing the internet's least favorite time of year, Tarte's annual influencer brand trip. You’d think after years of scrutiny this company would read the room but this year they are back and as tone-deaf as ever with their 2025 brand trip on a billionaire’s private island. You can’t convince me they do this trip for anything other than rage-bait.   So, ta...

David Dobrik’s return to YouTube vs mrbeast games, which is worse? 09.01.2025

In this week’s club meeting, we will be discussing the two menaces of YouTube, David Dobrik and mrbeast as they compete for the most insufferable creator award who will win? Between mrbeast’s dystopian game show and David Dobrik looking like a whole evil villain it’s safe to say I’m scared. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://w...

2015 was 10 years ago 02.01.2025

In this week’s club meeting, with it being the first meeting of 2025, we are going to be manifesting to start the meeting. 2024 was quite literally dog sh*t so fingers crossed that 2025 is slightly better, both for your sake and mine. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Link to the cookie recipe: https://www.thepalatablelife.com/cinnamon-oatmeal-cookies/#recipe Link to t...

Why I stopped drinking at 25 years old 26.12.2024

In this week’s club meeting, in honor of two years of my sobriety, we will discuss my journey in deciding to stop drinking. Now, don’t worry this is not an anti-drinking meeting this is just me sharing my personal story about alcohol and why I don’t drink anymore. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuG...

Drones, Luigi’s charges, and the TikTok ban, America is cooked 19.12.2024

In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss my Christmas wish to wake up from this nightmare that is America right now. No, seriously, wtf is going on? Drones in New Jersey the size of SUVs, Luigi was charged with terrorism, and TikTok is going to be banned. I’m crashing out and I’m sure you all are too. So, take your seats, and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on You...

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