Emily Starnes

The Girls Club

Comedy EN ↓ 110 episodes

I’m a girl, this is my club, and now you’re a member. Every Thursday join me, Emily, for our club meetings to discuss the often unimportant, but always entertaining matters at hand. Sometimes I may have guests, or maybe I won’t. It’s my club and I make the rules. So take a seat, grab a snack, and welcome to The Girls Club.

Author

Emily Starnes

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 11, 2026

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Episodes

JusT&T married and just tacky. Why can’t rich people read the room? 11.07.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about two of our favorite girl bosses, Taylor Swift and Miss “you’re gonna want to sit down for this” herself, Mikalya Nogueira, and how the two have one thing in common. Their inability to read the d@mn room.   So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/t2GGYqtFq   Watch the video version on YouTube: h...

Kylie Jenner’s Meta Glasses are harmful for women 03.07.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about Gen Z’s least favorite Hollywood couple, Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet, and specifically their recent collaborations with two of the most evil villain-esque companies on the market atm, Meta and Kalshi. The moral of the story is that everyone, when they are rich enough, has a price that they are willing to compromise their morals and ethics fo...

Struggling with Depersonalization and Derealization 25.06.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about something a little too real but somehow doesn’t feel real at all, and that is my struggles with Depersonalization and Derealization. If you don’t know what that is or means, the simplest non-clinical way my tiny brain can explain it is when things, myself included, don’t feel real. I’m not a health professional, nor do I claim to be one on the inte...

Why is white people food like that 18.06.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are having a light-hearted chat after last week’s two-hour madness, where we are talking about something equally as dastardly, white people food, and more specifically, why it is like that.    So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/MPuTkWzXX   Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/...

Her girlfriend cheated on her with her assistant after 7 years 12.06.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about the only thing I’ve seen on my TikTok algorithm for the last week, and that is the 17-part saga of Erin Iveson’s telling the story about how her girlfriend of seven years cheated on her with her assistant. Take a moment, take it in. You’re gonna want to sit down for this. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video ver...

Your late 20s are just going to weddings 04.06.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about the most relatable topic for anyone in their late 20s or early 30s, and that is going to weddings. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/MPuTkWzXX Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follo...

What are peptides, and why are influencers selling them online? 21.05.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about Looksmaxxers, fitness influencers, and the girlies alike, favorite new quick fix, peptides. What are peptides? Why are random people on the internet selling them? And why should you do your research before you inject yourself with random substances you bought online? We will get into it all. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting....

James Charles be a good person, impossible challenge 15.05.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about someone we have unfortunately had the displeasure of talking about in many club meetings because they can’t seem to ever be doing anything good. Of course, I’m talking about James Charles and his most recent dastardly behavior publicly bashing a former Spirit Airlines employee for reaching out to him via DM’s to share her GoFundMe after losing her...

Klay Thompson is a loser 30.04.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about a lot of different things, but one main topic of discussion is one we seemingly can’t escape, and that is famous men cheating on their more famous partners. This specific instance refers to Klay cornball Thompson cheating on Megan Thee Stallion. I genuinely do not understand So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Join the Discord...

The Haley Beck Files 24.04.2026

TW: This episode discusses topics mentioning child SA and grooming. If this is a trigger for you, please take care of yourself and feel free to skip this episode, and I’ll see you next week! In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about the insane updates in the Haley Beck situation. If you aren’t aware of the situation, don’t worry, we are diving deep into the police reports and text exchange...

The death of authenticity in the grifter era 17.04.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about the aftermath of weekend one of Coachella and specifically diving into the fact that creators will quite literally switch up on their beliefs for seemingly any amount of money, even when they simply don’t need it. Also, we will be getting into Justin Bieber’s performance because girl, what was that… So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club...

I don’t relate to people who always have to be in a relationship 10.04.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about the person who always has to be in a relationship, even if they are miserable, and how I literally cannot be friends with those types of people. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow...

The internet's reaction to Kristi Noem's husband 02.04.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are discussing Kristi Noem’s husband and the internets reaction to his fake yiddies he likes to wear, catching print, and ice cream? Girl idk. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow The Girls Club on I...

People love to see women fail 27.03.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are discussing how people love to see women fail and how, as a society, we hold famous women to ridiculously higher standards than men. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow The Girls Club on IG and T...

Gabbie Hanna’s religious era, Timmy’s flop era, and Looksmaxxing are all results of the patriarchy 19.03.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about how the patriarchy and misogyny are the prime reasons everything sucks (aside from capitalism, but that is for another club meeting). So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow The Girls...

Timothée Chalamet’s out of touch take on ballet and opera 12.03.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about Timothée Chalamet’s painfully out-of-touch take on ballet and opera as art forms, in his words, “no one cares about”. Girl, be so for real… Leave it to a straight man with an inflated ego to say the dumbest thing. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRw...

Selena Gomez and Jim Carrey have been cloned according to TikTok conspiracy theorists 05.03.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about the crazy TikTok conspiracy theorists that think celebrities are being cloned, and or replaced by other older celebrities who are wearing their skin? Girl idk these people are crazy, let’s talk about it. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoR...

American men being misogynistic?! No one’s shocked. 26.02.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about the disgusting but not surprising misogyny running rampant in society, and specifically, the recent example of the US men’s hockey team being no exception to that. Literally no one is surprised, but we are all exhausted. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu...

In my open casting era 19.02.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are back after a week off. (sry about that…) But, since the last club meeting, I submitted my application for the open casting of The Traitors, and I have to fill y’all in on that process. Idk if I’m delusional or what, but I have a good feeling about it, I think… So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://w...

The sacred text of a girl's notes app 06.02.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are combing through the files together. No, not those files, my files. That’s right, we are going through my notes app to see the crazy, and cringe things I have had in that bad boy for the last five years. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to a...

When will it end? 29.01.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are getting real and talking about everything happening in America right now. Things will be more serious in this club meeting, so if that’s not your vibe this week, I 100% understand, and we will see you in next week’s club meeting. Take care of yourselves and do what’s best for you and your sanity right now. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting...

Navigating life after getting laid off 23.01.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking about probably the most adult thing to happen in my 28 years of life: getting laid off during a recession, yay. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @theg...

I auditioned to be on The Traitors 15.01.2026

In this week’s club meeting, we are talking all things Reality TV as I discuss my new side quest, auditioning for The Traitors, because why not at this point? So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @t...

We need more women-only spaces 08.01.2026

In this week’s club meeting, as I decided to cancel my gym membership because I hate the vibe of a public gym, I pondered the question: Why aren’t there more women-only spaces?   So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Link to the TGC Approv...

Things we need to leave in 2025 02.01.2026

Happy New Year! In this week’s club meeting, we’re talking about all the things I, your club president, believe we as a society need to leave in 2025. So, take a seat and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGuhlDRwgyCTykPOoRRu9A Links to all the things: https://starnesey.com/ Follow The Girls Club on IG and TikTok! @thegirlsc...

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