The Ghoul Club

Jennie's got a stalker, and he's #obsessed. He keeps calling her and trying not to laugh, which she keeps mistaking for hot and steamy attempts at phone sex. All in all, it's quite horny. What's NOT horny, however, is the stories we have for you tonight. It begins with a story about a woman who's obsession with a psychiatrist keeps elevating to newer, more terrifying heigh...

Jennie loves a boner pressing into her spinal column; nothing brings her greater joy. Kyle, meanwhile, is just trying to keep himself safe with a knife. All this just during a simple night in a tent. So, whether you're looking for stingy piss slits or want to get your CD signed by a folk icon, we've got something for everyone! Oh… and we also do spooky stories. In our first, there's...

What in the name of shit is happening on this day? Doppelgängers from parallel dimensions trying to hijack the podcast and take our place? How infuriating. But, luckily, it's very on-theme for this week's episode. We begin with a story about a man from a country that doesn't exist, and then move on to a story about a woman who wakes up in a dimension that is not her own. We also hav...

Come and escape reality with us! Maybe have an indefinite holiday? Because we're both totally worn out and don't think we can keep going like this. Even so, we've still got our usual spooky stories around the campfire for you. We start with a nasty neighbour who left a very memorable impression on our listener, and then a listener who recorded themselves on a sleep app and got more...

We're being hunted. On our own property, no less! By something with yellow eyes, razor sharp fangs, and a big red raw lipstick. But we'd expect no less from our first ever episode devoted to werewolves! We begin with the story of the (maybe, possibly) Werewolf of Southend-on-Sea, before moving on to the (maybe, possibly) Werewolf of Bedburg. We also discuss the sex appeal of Joe Manganie...

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"Forsitan dæmon intus in nobis iacebat ab initio." — Perhaps the demon lay within us from the beginning. The demon is back, baby! And, try as we might, we're unable to exorcise this one. We're not sure we even want to. So, it's sticking around while we tell this week's stories. We begin with the epic career of Father Gabriele Amorth—and if you have a problem with him,...

The days are too hot, the nights are too humid... We decided to skip the campfire itself and just tell some spooky stories over breakfast instead—after complaining about the summer heat, that is. We've got a potentially evil Santa spirit on our hands in our first story this week, before moving on to a story about a brief but thrilling encounter with something in the attic. And in this week&ap...

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You can tell that Spooky Season is on the horizon, because it's actually getting dark at night time. Worshippers of the Moon Demon are thrilled; meanwhile, we're just talking about how Gru from Despicable Me performs cunnilingus with that long pointy nose of his. For this week's spooky campfire stories, we're talking about the dangers of walking home alone at night; followed by...

This paranormal podcast is for fun entertainment purposes only; the two doofuses who host the show are not trying to get cancelled. That being said; this week is all about voodoo! Of course, we're only talking about the version of voodoo that has evolved over centuries. We start with a crazy story about a cult, a cauldron, and lots of murder before moving onto a story about a curse that has c...

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We've discussed this before on the podcast, but aren't children just inherently terrifying? Especially children with black eyes. And no, we don't mean bruised skin; we're talking about pupils, irises, and sclerae. And the children to whom these eyes belong are… not okay. In fact, they're downright terrifying. We begin with a story about a woman who receives a visit from a...

Who else agrees that August and Autumn kind of seem like they should be related? This isn't a ghoulish ghostly question, but just for Kyle's sanity. Anyway, please come slipping and sliding into our tent this week while we tell a pair of spooky scary stories. We start with a terrifying story about a ghostly man watching teens getting drunk in a park, then we move on to a haunted cinema a...

Do you pee yourself when you laugh really hard or get too excited? Whether you do or you don't, we've got some great content for you this week. Ruins! Or, in Jennie's words "not barely there, but also there." Regardless of your definition of the word, we've got some great haunted ruins for you. We start with Bhangarh Fort in India, talking about wizards, streetwise pr...

Kyle's having withdrawals from accidentally running out of antidepressants. That's both how we start this week's episode, and a disclaimer in case he seems like he's not with it this week. But on to the good stuff: We're talking about ghost hunting this week! Beginning with a ghost hunt in the famous Stanley Hotel in Colorado, and then moving on to the lengthy ghost hunt f...

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? … is Kyle's newest podcast obsession. Is finding a shit on the bathroom floor at your wedding ghoulish? Because it feels ghoulish. But that's not what we're here to discuss this week. We've got some spooky campfire stories! The first begins with some nice home renovations, but ends with an eerie feeling and haunting presence. In our second s...

We're trying our hand at being naturists this week. But, as I'm sure you can imagine, the conversation soon devolves into talk of detachable clitorises and penis size. But that's not what we're here for; we're actually here to talk about haunted nature. We begin with the haunting of Manchac Swamp in Louisiana before trekking all the way to Cannock Chase forest in Staffords...

What's your excuse for getting yourself out of a not-ideal social situation? You have a doctor's appointment? You have to get back to work? You just shit yourself? Don't worry, Jennie also has a hard time getting out of those conversations. We also have some spooky stories, starting with a ghost who doesn't appreciate early-90s-era Mariah Carey and then moving on to a story of...

The witch is back! Well, witches, plural. Because we're revisiting one of our earliest episode's themes with even more double, double, toil and trouble. Triple, triple, toil and nipple? We start with the legend of the Bell Witch before moving on to a more traditional case of witch hunting. We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to vi...

When you're in the sex haze and it's good and you're in it, nothing else exists around you. Pain? Lost in the sex haze. The Mario Kart theme tune? Lost in the sex haze. Your nan's terrible singing voice? Well, that just makes things better. We're kicking things off this week with a listener story about Bloody Mary herself, and then moving on to a story about a ghost who wa...

There are plenty of clandestine organisations, secret societies, and mysterious cults in the world. We're talking about just two of them, but two is enough. We start with a man who kept his little cult in the family in the most repulsive disgusting way. And then we move on to The Order of Nine Angles, which was such a depressing topic that Kyle couldn't even complete his research. It&apo...

Did you know that it's been ten years since the release of acclaimed horror movie, The Conjuring? That's right... TEN YEARS!! It's mad, really. So, we're getting together for our second ever movie night to watch the film and give it the Ghoul Club treatment. Kyle's seen it dozens of times; but Jennie might as well have never seen it, because all she remembers is a chandeli...

It's another hot evening and Jennie has painted her face red to highlight just how uncomfortably warm she is. But we'll always persevere for our listeners! So, we're telling you a pair of spooky stories. First, a building manager is persistently troubled by a smoke alarm that may or may not be possessed. Then someone is haunted by a one-night-only ghost appearance, sitting casually...

Weddings are miraculous. Whether it's bride and groom, groom and groom, bride and bride, or bride and strangely-malevolent-ghost-groom. We're simultaneously ringing the wedding bells and the funeral bells and the tubular bells (Get it? It's a 'The Exorcist' reference). We begin with a ghostly groom who is intent on getting his bride to join him in death, and then move on t...