The Ghoul Club

Don't ask Jennie what her job is, she doesn't want to talk about it. If you get her talking and ask her questions about it, she might just implode and die. But not before she has the honour of serving Her Majesty The Queen's corpse as a civil servant. Today's stories take us to the supermarket (yes, you read that right) where one woman's favourite shop is turned into an ar...

One of us is The Thing. And there's only one way to find out which one of us it us. But, if that fails, what do we do? Call it a day and go home? Or start scorching each other's privates? Today's episode starts with a story of spousal murder that isn't at all as simple as it seems, and ends with a story about stalking and dark obsession. We're craving your spooky stories a...

Creepy crawlies, curly wurlies, and an insectoid vagina. We've got it all in our intro inspired by Resident Evil 7's Dulvey Haunted House and the romance of Jack and Marguerite Baker. (P.S. We are the actors in the intro, we've just altered our voices using AI for comedy purposes) Today's stories have got everything you could wish for: Murder, conspiracy, gouging, and lesbian i...

Campfire Ghouls returns for our first episode of 2024! We've missed our Ghoul Clubbers and it's so good to be back. We've got two great stories for you this week: A group of friends gets lost in the woods, but not all is as it seems. And, in our second story, there's something seriously wrong with Dad. We're looking forward to having you with us! In this year's first...

A goat farm. An atheist farmer. A pious nun. Do these sound like the perfect elements for an arthouse horror film? Because that's what we're going for. And, honestly, we feel like we've hit the nail on the head with this one.  But it's also the last Ghoul Club episode of 2023, so we've chosen some wild stories to close out the year! First, a grieving mother's mysterio...

Daphne Slits becomes winter caretaker at the isolated Underblind Hotel in Scotland, hoping to cure her relationship. She settles in along with her boyfriend, Eric, and the hotel's other residents. Over time, Daphne discovers the hotel's dark secrets and Eric begins to unravel into a homicidal maniac hell-bent on terrorising whoever gets in his way. With the return of Maud the Maid, the i...

Ring ring. It's Billy. Just here to wish you a Merry (Black) Christmas. Today's episode harkens back to our themed episodes as we both focus on the festive season. We start out with the legend of Frau Perchta, the Christmas Witch. Hot and horny? No. Cruel and sadistic? Yes. We then move on to the heartwarming story of a family on a winter wonderland vacation together. Not scary enough? W...

Jennie will not decisively say what's happening with the weather until she's certain that it's the general opinion of her peers. Wait, what is this podcast about? Oh, right, parroty tongues and bad kisses. And scary stories. Our first doesn't have a title so we've decided to call it 'Spooks and the City', a terrifying experience in a very swanky apartment. Our se...

Final report of the commercial starship Ghoul Club, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kyle, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Jennie Bartle, last survivor of The Ghoul Club, signing off.  Well, at least until we start th...

We were temporarily spat out by Ḧ̷́͜r̶̆͜á̸̙ţ̴̀h̶͊ͅa̸̡̕ľ̸͜a̷̤͝ (the cosmic eldritch horror who has been hurling us across the multiverse), but it looks like we'll be back on that journey soon. In the meantime, we've got some stories to regale you with. Starting with a failed carjacking that turns suspiciously murdery, and ending with a 1600s whodunnit that has more twists and turns tha...

Dry winter weather, Christmas specials, the nun, the back rooms, and bidets on your butthole. We're discussing it all in this week's campfire episode. We also tell a story that, at first glance, seems like it might be a sapphic lezzy romance but turns out to be something much more sinister. And in our second story, a grinning woman really deserves a good punch in the face. In this week&a...

Kyle's been in a car accident (not for real), but don't worry! Jennie has taken him in and she is devoted to restoring him to full health. If only she didn't hate his newest novel so much... Just what lengths will she go to in order to convince him to share the original manuscript? We've got a great pair of stories for you this week; one about the former house of a deceased ser...

In 1990, British entomologist James Atherton captured two members of an aggressive, newly-discovered species of spider with lethally venomous fangs. Did he try to have sex with them? We don't know. But what we do know is what happened after this deadly species of arachnid made its way to Canaima, California and mated with a common house spider. Death. Lots of death. Maybe some sex… how can we...

There's something in the mist, and we can't quite tell if it's phallic or yonic. But either way, it's doing something for us.  We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're jealous of Dracula's victims since we learned that he likes to shove things up the pussy. We're also a bit concerned about Skynet nuking humanity and taking over the planet. But of course, we're here to tell some spooky stories! And boy, oh boy, have we got some doozies. We start with a ghost (or a chocolate coma) trying to get someone in trouble. Then we move onto a stor...

She sees dead people. And maybe a spectral phallus or two. But what else would you expect from someone who gets so turned on by anal probes? That's why we're sating her lusty appetite by starting this week's episode with a dark mysterious story about potential alien abduction. Or government experiments, perhaps? Then we move on to a story about a mysterious murder that remains unsol...

Jennifer can finally see! But, after hearing what she's seeing, we're not sure she should have these eyeballs after all. Far from being scary, it seems like she's just having a bizarre surreal fever dream. We're starting off with a case that sounds all-too-familiar. An incel obsession that turns very dark very quickly. Then we're moving on to some disturbing letters that u...

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Hello, Clarice. So good of you to come and join us here at The Ghoul Club. Don't be such a rube, Clarice. Come in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable while I rustle up a little snack.  We're talking about a haunted house this week; diving into the details of one family's experiences with an elusive and mischievous ghost. Then we talk about a tragic and entirely avoidable murder-by-...

Happy Halloween! For our second ever Halloween Special we visited the bleak, beautiful, haunting landscape of Dartmoor. Home to myths, legends, and some truly terrifying stories. We visited the legendary grave of Kitty Jay to tell her story, but we also talk about devilish fireballs from hell, a malevolent hunter and his hounds, and another cursed grave. It might not be the terrifying episode we h...

Poor Steven and Meryl, all they wanted was to find a house they could retire in. Instead, they're being haunted by terrifying spectres! But at least Meryl is jizzing through her woollen skirt. We've got lots to talk about this week: From patricide committed by a pathological liar to the mysterious death of a woman who was convinced her house was haunted. We're also talking about Big...

We're back by the campfire! And we'll be here once a fortnight from now on. We've got some great stories for you tonight: One story about a dog that seems simple enough to begin with, but has such a twist that it blew both of our minds. Our second story sees a young girl confronted by a ghost who didn't count on one thing… politeness. And in this week's Paranormal Problem,...

It was time for a change. Think of this as The Ghoul Club's second incarnation, its "Season 2", its upgrade. Instead of focusing on a theme every week and telling informational researched stories, we're setting a simpler goal: To try and scare/spook/terrify each other and our listeners. But all the while keeping our cheeky, ribald, slutty, and downright offensive sense of humou...

In possibly and probably the last of our traditional "themed" episodes, we're visiting haunted asylums! Don't worry, we're not going anywhere—we're just doing some feng shui around the clubhouse to make things fresh and exciting. But for now we've got an institution to escape from and a couple of stories to tell! We begin with Whittingham Hospital and some very…...

We're not talking about the weather this week. We refuse to. However, we are talking about Autumn because we love it. SPOOKTOBER! Honestly, it's all very exciting. We're trying to be a little bit extra spooky this week in honour of this amazing time of year. Our stories this week consist of a sister's dreams of a ghostly figure, and a sighting of something inhuman at a Hallowee...