The Ghoul Club

Lots of fisting at Dungeons & Dragons for Kyle has left him red raw and exhausted. Jennie is obsessed with a dog's anus. It's just a typical episode of Campfire Ghouls, really. We tell a story about a haunted murder house before moving on to a story about ghostly music in the Tower of London. We're also revisiting a Paranormal Problem about spectral tongues on an elderly vagina....

Did you know that "poltergeist" is German for "ghost who wants to get in your knickers"? We made that up... but we wish it were true! Because this week is all about poltergeists. We start with The Indianapolis Poltergeist, and then the torment of the Harper family. We also discuss vampiric old men, dinosaurs, and the Dark Side of the Vibe. Please join us! We're craving you...

We went to Bodmin Jail with our good friend Scotty Gillespie and decided to have a sleepover at the clubhouse to debrief and decompress. In true Ghoul Club fashion, we also discuss bukkake, desired ghost encounters, and middle-aged problems. Is your mid-to-late-thirties considered middle-aged? Because that's how we feel. Join the clubhouse and consider becoming a patron !  And send your spook...

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The heat has made the woods surrounding the clubhouse smell a bit like—what's the word? Oh, that's it: decomposition. We discuss sex and relationships, of course, before telling a couple of spooky stories. We begin with an accident and emergency that turns out to have a seemingly-undead twist, and then move on to an incredible message from Grampy on a Ouija board. In our Paranormal Probl...

We're all at sea this week. Literally. We went for a pleasant little sailing trip on The Ghoul Club's yacht, only for the nun to shove us into the ocean. Thank god our Ghoul Clubbers were there to save us! So, we decided to make the most of it and tell some ocean-related stories. We start with the mystery of the SS Ourang Medan, and then jump ship to the Queen Mary to talk about some gho...

We're not lighting the campfire. Sorry, not sorry. It's summer and we're already struggling with the heat. But we think that the fact we've still dragged ourselves out into the hot forest to tell you spooky stories should make up for the lack of an actual campfire. We start off with a story about a ghost hunt in which the ghost might be the one doing the hunting, and then we ta...

Mix up your porn. Don't fixate. Indulge your fetishes but don't obsess over them. Oh, and we also talk about spooky stuff as well. We're telling listener stories about birthdays in honour of our 1st birthday! Including the local legend of Bridge Pete, and phantom music from a closed music box. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're taking our first official complaint… bu...

Some mysteries are destined to never be solved, and that's the reason that they're so compelling and so frustrating at the same time. Like going on a date and not quite being able to tell if you're going to get laid at the end of the night or not. We're talking unsolved mysteries this week, starting with severed feet washing up on shores over many, many years. We then move on t...

Emotional vampirism. What are its pros and cons? Is it comparable to actual vampirism? We'll discuss that today. But we're also telling a story about a dark family secret, and another story about a house that certainly seems to have something ghostly going on. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're revisiting a mummification issue to try and resolve some ongoing qualms. Don&a...

Alrite me luvver? Ark at ee going off to the barn with that Daisy cow! Almost a year in to The Ghoul Club, we're revisiting our home in the Westcountry to find some ghoulish stories that we missed the first time around. We're starting in Dorset (yes, it is part of the South West!) with Athelhampton House and its many, many ghosts. Then we delve into Sally in the woods, Sally on the barn,...

"The girls think it's nothing, but I was getting spooked," said Jennie moments before a ghost wrapped its slender fingers around her throat. Is that an exaggeration? You're just going to have to listen to today's episode to find out. We also tell stories about a ghost with a possible urination fetish, and a near death experience that proves to be very hard on someone. And...

Over here! Look this way! Give us a smile, darling! Come on, just a quick pose for the front page. We need those captivating shots! You're a star! Your fans want to see every move you make! That's right… we're talking about superstars of the supernatural world this week. We start by discussing model, actor, and singer-songwriter, the Chupacabra. Then we move on to talking about muse...

It's almost too warm for the campfire now, but it certainly sets the correct ambiance while we discuss some of the scariest creatures alive… dinner ladies. Then, after a lengthy introduction, we finally delve into this week's spooky stories. We have a look into Berry Pomeroy castle before exploring one person's bizarre experiences hiking alone in the Lake District. They're a pa...

Have you ever had a dream or vision of some terrible future event, only for it to actually come true? Well, we narrowly avoided a go-karting accident on a pig farm thanks to Jennie's premonition. I'm sure you can guess the theme of today's episode—and we're starting by talking about a doomed flight that more than one person had a bad feeling about. We then go on to talk about E...

Stay away from Jennie this week, she's contagious. No one tells you the risks of contracting a bad cold from fisting. But don't worry, we're still here with the spooky stories! We start with a story about a ghostly housemate who may be more familiar with the apartment than the current occupants, and then move on to a story about a very corporeal visit from an unwanted guest. We also...

Have you ever been visited by the ghost of somebody that you used to know? Well, we're setting aside our problems with the clubhouse's high lead content this week to talk about people being haunted by someone they knew in life. We start with Al Capone's guilt over the Valentine's Day Massacre and the one victim who refused to let him get away with it, and then two stories about...

Woollen underwear is all the rage, which is why we're wearing it around the campfire tonight. Then we're telling stories about a university security guard dealing with some mischievous ghosts and a story about one man's fascination with an empty house that might not be as empty as he thought. We also talk pubic mounds, Gwyneth Paltrow, and sofas with nothing but empty space behind t...

You know that scene in the horror movie where the character sits at a weird machine and scrolls through newspaper articles? Well, today that's us! We're talking about the death of cowboy "Wild Boone" and his subsequent ghost coming back to haunt the residents of Tombstone, Arizona. Then we talk about murder, witch hunting, and a deadly fire. But don't worry! We also discus...

It's such a magical time in The Ghoul Club when we get together for Campfire Ghouls. So magical that it feels like we're being showered with gold. A golden shower, if you will. And in today's episode we've got a story about a cryptid/murderer pretending to be someone's dad, and a story about a sweet message from beyond the grave. In our Paranormal Problem, Victoria Franken...

Who knew there were so many mysterious unsolved deaths out there? That's why we're revisiting this topic, to delve deeper into some bizarre mysteries. We start with a woman who may or may not have been toxic af, then a heart attack that might not be as straightforward as it appears at first glance. We top things off with an epic look into the deaths/disappearances of the Sodder children....

Welcome back to the campfire, ghouls! Are your nipples erect? Because ours are, and it might not just be because of this cold snap. We're discussing a story about someone's first time left at home by themselves, and then a story about a ghost who doesn't want a hot young woman in their home. And, in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're revisiting an issue of vampirism. Al...

"Unhinged" definitely describes today's episode. Is it a mixture of booze and pills, or is it just… who we are? We'll leave that for you to decide. Join us in a ghoulish castle as we discuss even more ghoulish castles. We begin with Burg Eltz and Jennie's thrilling attempt at a German accent, and then move on to Houska Castle and zero attempts at a Czech accent! That'...

Recording in the forest at twilight certainly inspires lots of talk about Twilight. But is it Belle or Bella? Kirsten or Kristen? We're confused. Jennie because she's taking painkillers with alcohol, Kyle because he's… got bad juju? Our stories this week are about creepers in your house when you're not home, and ghostly women on the dual carriageway at night. Make yourself comf...

We had almost come to the conclusion that resurrections and reincarnations were B-O-R-I-N-G, but then we came across a small handful of stories that totally changed our minds. A miraculous return to life, a twin possession, and a third James… This might mean nothing to you now, but just listen to the episode and it will all make sense. We also talk about pushing cum out of your sex hole among a ho...