The Geriatric Millennials

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Join Jayme and Beth (long time friends and proud geriatric millennials) as they dive into a tapestry of topics. From nostalgic interludes that will transport you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s to laugh-out-loud cringe-inducing tales to the day to day realities of entering your mid life. This podcast is your personal soundtrack for the everyday mundane, carefully designed to add a touch of joy to your routine. Whether you're powering through workouts, commuting, or simply taking a well-deserved break from adult life, Jayme and Beth's unique perspectives are here to infuse that cherished BFF energy i...

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Nostalgia Overload: Summer Mixtape 01.08.2023 21:10

We came to party! Join in as we share our epic summer mixtape picks! Listen to playlist here !! On this episode >> dancing queen >> cruising clearwater >> cookout vibes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @era...

Cringe Purge vol. 7 25.07.2023 28:54

TW: Natural Body Functions  We’re back with some of our most intense cringe stories yet! Featuring our very first special guest!!  On the episode >> General Tao’s chicken >> tide pools  >> giant nipples __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Gh...

Top 5: Summer Crushes 18.07.2023 17:23

We're sharing our favorite summer crushes (old & new)! On this episode >> teen bop magazine >> sneaking popcorn >> love notes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper wh...

Purity Culture: Modest is Hottest 11.07.2023 33:01

We’re sharing more of our experiences in dealing with the ramifications of 90’s and early 2000’s purity culture! Oh to be told your body is a vessel for sin!  On this episode >> spaghetti straps >> butt cheeks >> pluck your eye out __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme mus...

Hello My Name is Jayme 04.07.2023 29:32

As a belated birthday celebration, we are talking all things Jayme. Get to know this amazing geriatric millennial a little better!  On this episode >> low German >> water sports >> 90 Day Fiancé __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Con...

Nostalgia Overload: 90’s Slang 27.06.2023 20:15

Are you still getting jiggly with it? Do you have the 411 on all things 90’s? Then this is the episode for you! We’re taking a stroll back into one of the most crunk eras! Booyah! On this episode >> cringy jello shot miming >> beeper drama >> I know you are (but what am I) Mentions: Gettin' Jiggy wit It (1998) Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Good Will Hunting (1997) Clueless...

Top Five: Poolside Reads 20.06.2023 18:31

We're sharing some of our favorite summer reads! Jayme’s Picks The Maid by Nita Prose The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion Beth’s Picks Harry Potter Series - Book #3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel The Woman in the...

Cringe Purge vol. 6 13.06.2023 25:36

We're sharing more of our cringe worthy stories! Get ready to purge the ick! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme...

Summer Funsies 06.06.2023 22:11

Get your tube tops and margaritas ready! We're sharing some of of favorite summer must do activities! On this episode >> pool potties >> face plopping >> clotheshorse __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @erans...

Relationships through the Pandemic 30.05.2023 32:01

How did your relationships with friends and family fare during a very turbulent couple of years? We're processing through and figuring out where we stand. On this episode >> wild social media posts >> DK Rocky >> when family goes feral __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme musi...

These Are the Best Days of Our Lives: A Vanderpump Rant 23.05.2023 22:23

Beth is breaking down all things Vanderpump to Jayme, who is totally out of the Bravo universe pop culture loop!  On this episode >> Vanderpump Rules >> BravoCon >> Scandoval __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Inst...

Am I ok? (not really) 16.05.2023 27:40

May is mental health awareness month and were diving into a conversation about how depression and anxiety has impacted Beth's day to day life. Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network Center for Disease Control and Prevention - Mental Health Resources if you or someone you know is struggling or having thoughts of suicide, call or text th...

Gag Me with a Wooden Spoon 09.05.2023 18:02

We're continuing our walk down 80's memory lane by looking back at some of the slang we totally used! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: In...

Nostalgia Overload: 80's Movies 02.05.2023 32:36

We're taking a little trip down movie memory lane! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jay...

Spring Cleaning 25.04.2023 20:26

We're chatting about our approaches to the clutter, piles, and disorganization that can feel overwhelming at times! The perfect episode to jump start your spring cleaning projects! On this episode >> microwave disaster >> brain dump >> just throw it away Mentions: Doxie Portable Scanner __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Faceb...

What We're Into: Spring 2023 18.04.2023 36:26

We're sharing what's currently getting us through the day! From podcasts to tv shows, books and beauty; listen in and get inspired! On this episode >> vanderpump rules >> influenced by instagram >> becoming an athlete __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Gh...

Cringe Purge vol. 5 11.04.2023 22:27

We’re spring cleaning our souls! It’s time again to share cringy moments that give us the icks!  On this episode >> road trip snacks >> bootcut jeans >> vat of salsa __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @e...

Things We Miss From the 90's 04.04.2023 38:16

We love the 90’s! This week we’re taking a lovely stroll down our teenage memory lane, sharing some of the things we miss from the 1990’s!  On this episode >> just take your glasses off >> fashion desert >> land lines __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finl...

Have I become a Karen? 28.03.2023 24:39

As midlife crisis March comes to an end we’re sharing our icks and annoyances!  On this episode >> tailgating or someone riding your tail >> ruined sushi >> pillows  __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagra...

Friendship at 40ish 21.03.2023 30:58

We're continuing our celebration of mid-life crisis March with a look at friendship in your middle years. On this episode >> circles of friendship >> talking smack >> ghosting __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagra...

Hello, Fellow Youths 14.03.2023 23:33

We're celebrating mid-life crisis March with a deep dive into current slang. Join in the fun as Beth quizzes Jayme on terms we should know to remain somewhat cool. On this episode >> groovy >> pick me behaviors >> what is ASMR Mentions: What the Kids are Saying Zach Choi ASMR Chalk ASMR __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Faceb...

Officially Middle Aged? 07.03.2023 35:24

We're celebrating midlife crisis March! Join in the fun and we talk about the joys of entering the realm of the middle years. On this episode >> hair sparkles >> frownies >> readers __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: In...

For the Love of Pets 28.02.2023 26:24

We're closing out the month of love by talking about one of the best bits of life....pets! On this episode >> cat conventions >> Fratelli the cat >> what happened to the horse? Mentions: Cathy Comic Strip International Cat Show - Portland My Cat From Hell Fratelli's Instagram __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebo...

local love vol. 3 21.02.2023 24:33

Jayme and Beth are sharing more of their favorite small businesses in Kennewick and Richland Washington! On this episode >> saturday adventures >> manual transmissions >> vintage finds Mentions: Novel The Teal Box Leyte Asian Market Layered Cake Artistry Threads __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeri...

Swiping Right in your 40's 14.02.2023 31:04

We're talking about the awfulness that can be dating in your 40's! On this episode >> dating your husband >> SINK Life >>  meet cutes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_...