The Geriatric Millennials

Can you believe it's been two incredible years since we started this podcast journey together? We're beyond excited to share this special milestone with all of you! 🌟🎧 Join us in celebrating our 2nd anniversary episode filled with laughter, heartfelt moments, and a look back at some of our favorite podcast memories. 🎉 Thank you for being a part of our amazing community! On this episode >>...

Are you tired of those cringe-worthy social media habits? Beth and Jayme spill the tea on the most annoying behaviors you see online! On this episode >> restocking videos >> where's the tripod >> authentic laughs __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost _...

Get ready to dazzle your guests this holiday season with expert party tips and advice from Beth and Jayme! In this festive episode, your favorite geriatric millennials will share their secrets for throwing the best parties and get-togethers. From decor hacks to party themes, you'll have all the tools you need to become the ultimate holiday hostess or host. On this episode >> expectations &gt...

TW: 00's body trends Join Beth and Jayme for a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about the cringe-worthy fashion and detrimental body trends from the late '90s to early '00s. From low-rise jeans to frosted tips, they'll explore how these trends shaped a generation and left us cringing in the rearview mirror(and talking to our therapists). On this episode >> chubby in the 90's >>m...

It's time once again to clear our souls of awkward and embarrassing memories! Get ready for the cringe! On this episode >> moonwalkers >> eavesdropping >> Valentine's Day __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @e...

Join Beth and Jayme for a cozy blend of chill vibes and best friend banter. In this special fall episode, your favorite geriatric millennials curate a mixtape of their favorite tunes to set the mood for the season. From soul-soothing melodies to foot-tapping classics, their song selections are designed to be the backdrop to your fall moments. Listen here: Fall '23 Mixtape On this episode >>...

Get ready for an epic catch-up session with Jayme and Beth (your favorite geriatric millennials)! Beth shares her journey through a bout with COVID-19, while Jayme takes us on a wild ride through her dance congress weekend! These two friends are back together, sharing stories, laughter, and their unique perspectives on life.  On this episode >> pool parties >> wedding ware >&gt...

Get ready as we unpack the fascinating and often controversial world of Sister Wives! From polygamy to family dynamics, we're breaking down all the juicy details and sharing our candid thoughts on this reality show phenomenon. Whether you're a longtime fan or just curious about the buzz, this episode is a must-listen! On this episode >> super fandom >> eternal marriage >> what do...

Fall is (finally) here and we're talking about all of our favorite autumn things! On this episode >> pumpkin spice everything >> sweater weather >> dated fashion __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar...

Join in as we look back to prepping for back to school in the 80s! On this episode >> scratch 'n sniff >> golden gum >> pencil wars __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper...

Well hello again! We're back sharing our cringiest stories with a special guest! On this episode >> fresh cut fruit >> student films >> Nemo's babies __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @...

Join in as we talk all things Barbie movie! On this episode >> movie theatre anxiety >> Birkenstock or pump >> favorite childhood Barbies TW: sexual harassment

Join in as we share books on our to read list! On this episode >> Libby >> Twihards >> library zeal __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connec...

We’ve entered our de-influencer era!  On this episode >> knee tweaks >> good bad books >> to cook or not to cook Mentions:  Orange Theory The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern Year of Wonders by Geraldine Brooks Kids (1995) It’s-It Mint Ice Cream Sandwich Avatara Foam-O Foaming Face Mask I Care A Lot (2020) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram:...

Jayme is a summer lover, Beth is not! Listen in as we share what's getting us through the hottest bits of the summer season! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com...

We came to party! Join in as we share our epic summer mixtape picks! Listen to playlist here !! On this episode >> dancing queen >> cruising clearwater >> cookout vibes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @era...

TW: Natural Body Functions  We’re back with some of our most intense cringe stories yet! Featuring our very first special guest!!  On the episode >> General Tao’s chicken >> tide pools  >> giant nipples __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Gh...

We're sharing our favorite summer crushes (old & new)! On this episode >> teen bop magazine >> sneaking popcorn >> love notes __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper wh...

We’re sharing more of our experiences in dealing with the ramifications of 90’s and early 2000’s purity culture! Oh to be told your body is a vessel for sin!  On this episode >> spaghetti straps >> butt cheeks >> pluck your eye out __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme mus...

As a belated birthday celebration, we are talking all things Jayme. Get to know this amazing geriatric millennial a little better!  On this episode >> low German >> water sports >> 90 Day Fiancé __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Con...

Are you still getting jiggly with it? Do you have the 411 on all things 90’s? Then this is the episode for you! We’re taking a stroll back into one of the most crunk eras! Booyah! On this episode >> cringy jello shot miming >> beeper drama >> I know you are (but what am I) Mentions: Gettin' Jiggy wit It (1998) Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Good Will Hunting (1997) Clueless...

We're sharing some of our favorite summer reads! Jayme’s Picks The Maid by Nita Prose The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion Beth’s Picks Harry Potter Series - Book #3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel The Woman in the...

We're sharing more of our cringe worthy stories! Get ready to purge the ick! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme...

Get your tube tops and margaritas ready! We're sharing some of of favorite summer must do activities! On this episode >> pool potties >> face plopping >> clotheshorse __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @erans...

How did your relationships with friends and family fare during a very turbulent couple of years? We're processing through and figuring out where we stand. On this episode >> wild social media posts >> DK Rocky >> when family goes feral __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme musi...