The Geriatric Millennials

Join Jayme and Beth as they embark on a candid journey through the quirks and surprises of entering their (mid)forties! Time is flying, and age is catching up, bringing with it a host of unexpected adventures. From random back and joint pain that seems to come out of nowhere to the discovery of random chin hair to realizing there isn’t enough time to read all the books, they're diving into the hil...

Because winter is cozier with good company, laughter, and the joy of The Geriatric Millennials podcast! Join us, Jayme and Beth, as we share the things that are keeping us snug and entertained during the chilly winter months! From the comforting warmth of our favorite slipper socks to the captivating books and shows that have us hooked, let's make January a haven of coziness together.  On thi...

Join Jayme and Beth in a candid and inspiring conversation as they unveil their intentions for the year ahead! In this special episode, your favorite geriatric millennials open up about their personal and collective goals, dreams, and the mindset they're bringing into 2024. From personal growth endeavors to podcast aspirations, they're sharing their vision for the future and inviting you to reflec...

Get ready for Beth and Jayme's ultimate compilation of their top entertainment picks from 2023! From binge-worthy TV shows that kept them (Beth) glued to the screen to can't put down novels, they're sharing the cream of the crop. Dive into their favorite movies, addictive series, standout podcasts, and more, as they reveal what made their entertainment radar in the past year! On this episode >&...

Join Beth and Jayme as they kick off the new year with a roundup of their absolute favorites from 2023! Get ready for an episode packed with beauty secrets, fashion finds, and time-savvy tips that'll elevate your style and simplify your life in the coming year! Mentions: Babe Lash Essential Serum GrandeLASH-SEPARATOR Lash Separating Comb Morphe - The Big Prime Lash Primer Rare Beauty by Selena Gom...

'Tis the season for unexpected moments! Join Beth and Jayme as they share their cringe-worthy holiday tales – from an unexpected guest to theater faux pas to awkward mortifying moments at the dinner table. Celebrate the holidays with a bit of cringe!  On this episode >> unexpected alarms >> gravy boats >> holiday police calls __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Communi...

Join Jayme and Beth as they continue their journey through the heart of the community, sharing their absolute favorite local spots! From the cozy ambiance of Roma House to the super chill vibes at Moniker Bar, they're dishing out love for these hidden gems and more!  Discover unique boutiques and delicious eateries that bring charm and character to the Tri-Cities, Washington. Tune in for thei...

Stuck in a present panic? Don't worry! Beth and Jayme are here to rescue your holiday gifting woes with some fantastic last-minute gift ideas! Join us as we share thoughtful, creative, and fun gift suggestions that'll save the day and spread holiday cheer! On this episode >> making memories >> gift tracking hack >> just say no Mentions: The Lazy Genius The Motherchic

It's Beth's birthday month, and we're celebrating in style! Join us for a special episode dedicated to our fabulous co-host, Beth. 🎈🎉 Get to know the amazing, hilarious, and incredible geriatric millennial herself! From her quirks to her favorite things, we're diving deep into what makes Beth so unique and lovable. 🌟💖 On this episode  >> 4am wake up call >> when I grow up >...

Feeling overwhelmed by the holiday chaos? Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into tips and strategies for safeguarding your peace during this festive but sometimes stressful time. From setting boundaries to self-care practices, they're sharing insights and advice to help you navigate the season with calm and joy. Tune in and prioritize your well-being this holiday! On this episode >> the impor...

Can you believe it's been two incredible years since we started this podcast journey together? We're beyond excited to share this special milestone with all of you! 🌟🎧 Join us in celebrating our 2nd anniversary episode filled with laughter, heartfelt moments, and a look back at some of our favorite podcast memories. 🎉 Thank you for being a part of our amazing community! On this episode >>...

Are you tired of those cringe-worthy social media habits? Beth and Jayme spill the tea on the most annoying behaviors you see online! On this episode >> restocking videos >> where's the tripod >> authentic laughs __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost _...

Get ready to dazzle your guests this holiday season with expert party tips and advice from Beth and Jayme! In this festive episode, your favorite geriatric millennials will share their secrets for throwing the best parties and get-togethers. From decor hacks to party themes, you'll have all the tools you need to become the ultimate holiday hostess or host. On this episode >> expectations &gt...

TW: 00's body trends Join Beth and Jayme for a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about the cringe-worthy fashion and detrimental body trends from the late '90s to early '00s. From low-rise jeans to frosted tips, they'll explore how these trends shaped a generation and left us cringing in the rearview mirror(and talking to our therapists). On this episode >> chubby in the 90's >>m...

It's time once again to clear our souls of awkward and embarrassing memories! Get ready for the cringe! On this episode >> moonwalkers >> eavesdropping >> Valentine's Day __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @e...

Join Beth and Jayme for a cozy blend of chill vibes and best friend banter. In this special fall episode, your favorite geriatric millennials curate a mixtape of their favorite tunes to set the mood for the season. From soul-soothing melodies to foot-tapping classics, their song selections are designed to be the backdrop to your fall moments. Listen here: Fall '23 Mixtape On this episode >>...

Get ready for an epic catch-up session with Jayme and Beth (your favorite geriatric millennials)! Beth shares her journey through a bout with COVID-19, while Jayme takes us on a wild ride through her dance congress weekend! These two friends are back together, sharing stories, laughter, and their unique perspectives on life.  On this episode >> pool parties >> wedding ware >&gt...

Get ready as we unpack the fascinating and often controversial world of Sister Wives! From polygamy to family dynamics, we're breaking down all the juicy details and sharing our candid thoughts on this reality show phenomenon. Whether you're a longtime fan or just curious about the buzz, this episode is a must-listen! On this episode >> super fandom >> eternal marriage >> what do...

Fall is (finally) here and we're talking about all of our favorite autumn things! On this episode >> pumpkin spice everything >> sweater weather >> dated fashion __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar...

Join in as we look back to prepping for back to school in the 80s! On this episode >> scratch 'n sniff >> golden gum >> pencil wars __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper...

Well hello again! We're back sharing our cringiest stories with a special guest! On this episode >> fresh cut fruit >> student films >> Nemo's babies __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @...

Join in as we talk all things Barbie movie! On this episode >> movie theatre anxiety >> Birkenstock or pump >> favorite childhood Barbies TW: sexual harassment

Join in as we share books on our to read list! On this episode >> Libby >> Twihards >> library zeal __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connec...

We’ve entered our de-influencer era!  On this episode >> knee tweaks >> good bad books >> to cook or not to cook Mentions:  Orange Theory The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern Year of Wonders by Geraldine Brooks Kids (1995) It’s-It Mint Ice Cream Sandwich Avatara Foam-O Foaming Face Mask I Care A Lot (2020) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram:...

Jayme is a summer lover, Beth is not! Listen in as we share what's getting us through the hottest bits of the summer season! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com...