The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss nerdy girls, Game of Thrones (season 1 spoilers!), fake Thor mythology vs. fake Norse mythology, Sherlock's superpowers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Joustin' Beaver, Joust: The Movie, negative attitudes in the fighting game community, bad words, Xenoblade Chronicles, Operation Rainfall, and the Nintendo Network. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss weird accents, the Alamo Drafthouse, the horrors of the San Francisco Mission, wild movie events, Sherlock (light spoilers for the first episode), 11th-dimensional chess, Twitter disasters, Doctor Adam Fitch Explains It All, the PlayStation Vita, Lumines Electronic Symphony, and Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, Katie Romank...

Wherein we discuss the Jelly Belly factory, molecular gastronomy (WTF?), the amazing Jeremy Lin, Star Wars: Episode I 3D, crazy TV producers, Sherlock in America, Comic Book Men, superhero identities, murder mysteries, Double Fine's crazy Kickstarter adventure, and the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic series. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Alea Garbagnati, Ryan Higgins, Chris Noyes, and Apr...

Wherein we discuss clambakes, The Apartment, Professor Layton, the Ace Attorney movie, the Japanese judicial system, sober Disney marathons (and Hobbit cameos), John Lennon vs. Stephen King, Game of Thrones, the awesomeness of Jeremy Renner, Max Landis' Superman fan film, WeLoveFine.com, neurotic color-coordination, and Sherlock. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and April...

Wherein we discuss Stretch Armstrong, Ferris Bueller's new car, artistic advertising, celebrity homicide, Ace Attorney 5, Ong-Bak: The Game, terrible comedies, the Simpsons' decline, Sherlock, Justified, opening credits, vocoders, awesome movies, Prometheus, Liam Neeson's recent years, and Rambo vs. Dumbo. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss kids not buying comics, Archie's high school years, the Xbox in Japan, creepy music store customers, recording music off the TV, the worst Soundwave ever, the horrible Oscars, Sherlock, Alcatraz (including Ryan Higgins' crackpot theories), getting banned from Star Wars forums for using dumb Internet memes, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Tomb Raider, Dark Souls, Etrian Odyssey, Sou...

Wherein we discuss passing the bar exam, single comic issues vs. trade paperbacks, bookstores vs. books, drunken Disney World marathons, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the dumbest Star Wars subplot ever, Hutt sexuality, Alcatraz, and Dave Chappelle's live show. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Alea Garbagnati, Ryan Higgins, and Chris Noyes.

Wherein we discuss PaintScape, boring U.S. states, supervolcanoes, Lord of the Rings plot holes, Dungeons & Dragons: 5th Edition, role-playing in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, disgusting potato chip flavors, fun-filled Spanish lessons, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, tall vs. short, the elements of style, dating protips, LinkedIn, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fi...

Wherein we discuss sudden changes, terrible customer service, Hurdy Gurdy, the 2nd 87th Annual Geekbox Awards, a happy Calendar Man new year, Adam's Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword check-in, Doctor Who vs. Star Trek, more bad Grant Morrison comics, annoying Internet memes, Adam Sandler's decline, aliens throughout history, our truly special moments of 2011, and awesome magazines. Starring Ryan Scot...

Wherein we discuss southern California, The Adventures of Tintin, Watchmen 2, The Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit trailer, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, 127 Hours, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the Fitch Hitch, questionable records, new cell phones, Calendar Man, informed attractiveness, and winning Ben Stein's money (or not). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Andrew Fitch, and Ryan H...

Wherein we discuss a case of the Mondays, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, TaleSpin canon, The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the Star Wars Expanded Universe, the Marvel MMO, Facebook and Twitter woes, Kim Jong-illin', Adam's Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword report, and Karen Chu's awesome new project. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Max Scov...

Wherein we discuss obscure Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villains, "Weird Al" Yankovic trivia, sleeping problems, devoting exorbitant amounts of times to games, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the Spike VGAs, some company called Naughty Dog, Felicia Day vs. Double Dare, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, the new Louis C.K. album, Reddit, the G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer, body massages, The Dark K...

Wherein we discuss DHARMA food-bearers, never going to Napa Valley, weird weddings, angry zoo animals, the death of GamePro, chemistry 101, Lost, Twin Peaks, Peep Show, The Hunger Games, messed-up fiction, the most ridiculous fake psychology ever, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, fatal Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword bugs, and the Nintendo Treehouse. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin H...

Wherein we discuss Doritos flavors, the most boring food ever, World of Warcraft patch 4.3, carnival games, really tired memes, Adam's favorite movie of all-time, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, DOTA 2, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, and slime controllers. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Ali G's hometown, Doctor Who, culture shock, offbeat sporting events, Star Wars: The Old Republic, World of Warcraft's decline, fun vs. family, Castlevania, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Burn Notice, and The X-Files. Starring Ryan Scott, Chris Baily, James Day, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Siamese orgies, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, arachnophobia mods, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Super Mario Bros. 2, Mario Kart 7, bad Batman: Arkham City bugs, crazy Final Fantasy exploits, the irrelevance of finite lives in games, the Simpsons and E4, Saturday Night Live (and how it possibly sucks), and Frank Miller vs. the Internet. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam F...

Wherein we discuss World of Warcraft's diminishing player base, the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection, midnight game launches, our games of the year (so far), Team Fortress 2 freebies, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Rayman Origins, Super Mario 3D Land, 21 Jump Street, Phoenix Wright: The Movie, and Batman: Arkham City (ending spoilers!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Batman: The Long Halloween, Street Fighter costumes, Batman: Arkham City (some mid-game spoilers!), World of Warcraft, ridiculous achievement-related tasks, Ready Player One, Otomedius Excellent, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Nintendo's 2011 fiscal forecast, Mario Kart cheapness, and Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Rya...

Wherein we discuss BlizzCon 2011, World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria, autoattacking in MMOs, character-building choices, PokeWoW, Batman: Arkham City, Grand Theft Auto V, The Walking Dead, Serenity, character deaths, and the Buffy/Angel canon. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Professor Layton and the Last Specter, Professor Layton's London Life, math problems, Batman: Arkham City, Dark Souls speedruns, Bubsy savants, Lord of the Rings Online hacking, Dance Central 2, the Doctor Who season 6 finale (spoilers!), and Torchwood (huge spoiler alert!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss alma maters, country music, horrible stereotypes, Final Fantasy Tactics, Advance Wars, default character names, mispronounced Street Fighter voice clips, bastard swords, Game of Thrones, Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny, movies that make us cry, Inception, Japanese porn stars, crisis management, Internet cred, Rumble Roses, legalese, Steve Jobs, and the A-Team. Starring Ryan Scott...

Wherein we discuss Firefox vs. Chrome, Windows vs. Star Trek, Damon Lindelof vs. Lost, Bruce Campbell, Demon's Souls (and Dark Souls), the Ico & Shadow of the Colossus Collection, the Splinter Cell HD Trilogy, Square Enix mega-bosses, Tetris Link, the Human Centipede, the DC Comics reboot, and Australian football (WTF?). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Scroll, Scrolls, The Elder Scrolls, Game Center CX, Californian folk heroes, Chrono Trigger (and Chrono Cross), Tomato, Final Fantasy Tactics, Dark Souls, hard-ass games, the Ico and Shadow of the Colossus Collection, the end of R.E.M., and recent career decisions. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss fat Americans, Virgin Mode, porn reviews, Tough Mudder 2011, Doctor Who, water physics, Burn Notice, the Netflix/Qwikster situation, cable Xboxes, Chrono Trigger, Ni no Kuni, Xenoblade Chronicles, DC Universe Online, digital comics, and the Comedy Button. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ben Hall, Freya Hall, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss special guests, Metal Gear Solid 3 love/hate, Radiant Silvergun, Disneyland's Star Tours redux, OKCupid matchmaking tactics, Tokyo Game Show 2011, the big dumb Nintendo 3DS Frankenstick (including Adam Fitch's most epic rant to date), Internet complainers, Bravely Default: Flying Fairy, and Doctor Who (spoilers for episodes 6x09 and 6x10). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fi...