The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss Professor Layton and the Last Specter, Professor Layton's London Life, math problems, Batman: Arkham City, Dark Souls speedruns, Bubsy savants, Lord of the Rings Online hacking, Dance Central 2, the Doctor Who season 6 finale (spoilers!), and Torchwood (huge spoiler alert!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss alma maters, country music, horrible stereotypes, Final Fantasy Tactics, Advance Wars, default character names, mispronounced Street Fighter voice clips, bastard swords, Game of Thrones, Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny, movies that make us cry, Inception, Japanese porn stars, crisis management, Internet cred, Rumble Roses, legalese, Steve Jobs, and the A-Team. Starring Ryan Scott...

Wherein we discuss Firefox vs. Chrome, Windows vs. Star Trek, Damon Lindelof vs. Lost, Bruce Campbell, Demon's Souls (and Dark Souls), the Ico & Shadow of the Colossus Collection, the Splinter Cell HD Trilogy, Square Enix mega-bosses, Tetris Link, the Human Centipede, the DC Comics reboot, and Australian football (WTF?). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Scroll, Scrolls, The Elder Scrolls, Game Center CX, Californian folk heroes, Chrono Trigger (and Chrono Cross), Tomato, Final Fantasy Tactics, Dark Souls, hard-ass games, the Ico and Shadow of the Colossus Collection, the end of R.E.M., and recent career decisions. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss fat Americans, Virgin Mode, porn reviews, Tough Mudder 2011, Doctor Who, water physics, Burn Notice, the Netflix/Qwikster situation, cable Xboxes, Chrono Trigger, Ni no Kuni, Xenoblade Chronicles, DC Universe Online, digital comics, and the Comedy Button. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ben Hall, Freya Hall, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss special guests, Metal Gear Solid 3 love/hate, Radiant Silvergun, Disneyland's Star Tours redux, OKCupid matchmaking tactics, Tokyo Game Show 2011, the big dumb Nintendo 3DS Frankenstick (including Adam Fitch's most epic rant to date), Internet complainers, Bravely Default: Flying Fairy, and Doctor Who (spoilers for episodes 6x09 and 6x10). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fi...

Wherein we discuss the death of the Xbox 360 (...in Japan), The Idolmaster, LovePlus, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (spoiler warning!), Star Wars trolling, Dragon Quest X, the nature of MMOs, Square Enix's recent development history, Ni no Kuni, and Doctor Who (spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss OKCupid horror stories, PAX Prime 2011, Retronauts, Bubble Bobble, Portal: No Escape, Star Wars: The Old Republic, League of Legends, pro scavenger-hunting, Tropico 4, Frozen Synapse, Metal Gear Solid, long-ass YouTube videos, Metroid Prime, Half-Minute Hero, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss terrible licensed NES games, new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics, editing Wikipedia, The Walking Dead, the Super NES' 20th birthday, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the ups and downs of Final Fantasy, the cost of playing, Super Mario Galaxy 2, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Metroid's twisty history (Metroid: Other M spoiler warning!), Wilderness of Mirrors, live-action rol...

Wherein we discuss cartoon college, Al Gore, the creative world, the Comedy Button, Transformers dishes, steampunk hate (take 2), Renaissance Faire, Burn Notice, Doctor Who non-spoilers, ThunderCats, Awkward, extracurricular high school activities, The Price is Right, Hong Kong Phooey, Dalek pride, confusing soccer nonsense, District 9, terrifying insect stories, and Shaq's illustrious film career...

Wherein we discuss the problem with steampunk, the secret history of Trenched, confusing-as-hell musical genres, trenchcoats, airport horror stories, Attack the Block, Netflix for movie theaters, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Fitch's porno weekend, Team Fortress 2, bringing down the ban hammer on World of Warcraft, and buying comics. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higg...

Wherein we discuss the future of GamePro, the life of Ray Barnholt, Game of Thrones, Captain America: The First Avenger, Cowboys and Aliens, Smurfs, Garfield and Peter Venkman, flagrant alcoholism, HeroClix, Shadowrun Duels, Nintendo in the '90s, and writing about games. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss racist candy, San Diego Comic-Con 2011, Seth Green's Hot Ice Cream, 10-hour panel campouts, Doctor Who, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, DC Universe Online, geek girls, Beavis and Butt-head, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead politics, Captain America: The First Avenger, the Stark family tree, Taken, selling kids for World of

Wherein we discuss Tiny Tower, Voltron: Defender of the Universe, quarter-munchers, Bastion, Diablo III, Catherine, online purity tests, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon, dealing with ant infestations (WTF?), My Girl, the StarCraft/Warcraft theme park (sort of), the lead-up to Comic-Con 2011, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -- Part 2 (spoiler warni...

Wherein we discuss the Oregon Trail, baseballs to the head, Team Fortress 2, choco-tacos, Tiny Tower, paying for power, Civ World, Chinese Gmail hackers, Extinct: Are You Smarter Than a Plant?, evolution according to Crazy Uncle Adam, Glitch, Cookie Monster's executive turn, Google+, Netflix's price hike, Burn Notice 5x03, Evil Dead 4, and Harry Potter's raging alcoholism. Starring Ryan Scott, Kar...

Wherein we discuss where the heck Ryan Scott is this week, Independence Day, fatherhood, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, ThunderCats, Adam Fitch's sexy voice, Bridesmaids, Sex and the City, fat people, The Silence of the Lambs, From Up On Poppy Hill, crying during movies, fireworks, Chuck, The Big Bang Theory, They Might Be Giants, and Sigur Ros. Starring Ryan Higgins, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald,...

Wherein we discuss Duke Nukem Forever, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft (free-to-play!), Eve Online, Android phones, Google Music, violent video game laws, the death of Star Wars Galaxies, DC Universe Online, Guild Wars 2, Doctor Who off-screen hijinks, dating standards, Burn Notice 5x01, Green Lantern sequel buzz, and voiceovers in games. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Hi...

Wherein we discuss ordering food, true Internet love, Big Bang Theory, Flatland, the Doctor Who hiatus, Green Lantern, Burn Notice, Twin Peaks (spoiler warning!), icky age differences, L.A. Noire (late-game spoilers!), Red Dead Redemption, annoying collectibles in games, classic beat 'em ups, Trenched, Spelunky, and La-Mulana. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Greg Ford, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Hi...

Wherein we discuss the Suicide Squad, the big DC Comics reboot, digital comics, E3 Expo 2011, Overstrike, BioShock Infinite, Tomb Raider, SSX, Disney Universe, Reel Fishing Paradise 3D, Professor Layton rip-offs, crazy Konami developers, Frogger 3D, the PlayStation Vita, the Wii U, X-Men: First Class, Doctor Who (massive spoilers!), Burn Notice, Super 8, live-action Akira, the Bizarro Fitch Hitch,...

Wherein we discuss E3 eating habits, teleprompts, mainstreamed press conferences, Mass Effect, impenetrable sports games, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Beyond Good & Evil, bad emcees, Sony's mea culpa, the PlayStation Vita, Bing, Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster, Kinect junk, Infamous 2, Super Smash Bros., fighting game professionals, Animal Crossing, the Nintendo D, Dance Central 2, brotherly lo...

Wherein we discuss FanimeCon 2011, Dalek rage, stage names, Doctor Who, theme music, hundred-percenting Rockstar games, Alan Wake, the Uncharted movie, Legolas: The Lord of the Rings, Duke Nukem Forever, memes, definition misuse, the suckiness of Final Fantasy, and E3 preparations. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss being Raptured, the Macho Man, wacky British television, Doctor Who, Sanctuary, Mortal Kombat: Legacy, Star Trek, Candyland, the Muppets, childhood nightmare fuel, Thor, game industry politics, The Dark Tower, book bindings, and the pitfalls of Amazon. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss L.A. Noire, L.A. Confidential, Glee, the horrors of Twilight, the end of Smallville (minor spoilers), Alcatraz, scary movies, the PlayStation Network, Google's Chromebooks, data clouds, insane crackpot theories on teleportation, and Doctor Who 6x04 (major spoilers!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss holidays, pirates on Doctor Who, Daleks on South Park, levels of spoilers, Thor (spoilers!), accents, Green Lantern, Dark Souls, World of Warcraft's subscriber base, sucking, weird press releases, PlayStation Network, European candy, and Portal 2 (major spoilers!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, James Gates, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss "Weird Al" Yankovic, America F Yeah, Portal 2's co-op campaign, Doctor Who, the Fitch Hitch, Outland, Mass Effect 2 latecomers, Star Wars: The Old Republic, class role dynamics in MMOs, Star Wars: The Old Republic, DC Universe Online, Han shooting first, more Sony nonsense, and Portal 2's ending (obvious spoilers). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, a...