The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss nerd expos, five-year-old Doctor Who spoilers, Doctor vs. Doctor, Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, non-collectible card games, boring corporate nonsense, free-to-play World of Warcraft, Guild Wars 2, launch week woes, 24-hour warfare, City of Heroes' impending end, dungeons of death, and Indiana Jones in IMAX. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the guy who made mIRC, Guild Wars 2, the Nintendo Game Machine, weird games for the Wii's Japanese Virtual Console, Iran vs. entertainment, the Wii U launch date, and Dragon Quest X. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Middle America, giant lakes, John Barrowman and Green Arrow, a possible Rocketeer reboot, Plants vs. Zombies 2, PopCap layoffs, Nintendo Power, Hyrule Historia, The Bourne Legacy, the Expendables, terrible achievements, Nintendo's dumb digital plan, Geekbox game reviews, and Kid Icarus. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the old days of the Internet, haunted pizzerias, town drunks, sex at nerd conventions, Bill & Ted 3, Mars livestreaming, Collection Intervention, the Warhammer economy, Team Fortress 2: Mann vs. Machine, Sleeping Dogs, the Batman: Puppet Master short film, and Chronicle. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Ryan Higgins, Brock Sager, and Josh Young.

Wherein we discuss corporate espionage, Sliders, Ryan Reynolds as the Highlander, James Bond, the 2012 Summer Olympics, Sherlock's Emmy nods, Kickstarter shenanigans, Marvel's movie properties, Joss Whedon's Marvel future, the next Batman game, the lack of a new gaming console, Guild Wars 2, and Phantasy Star Online 2. Starring Ryan Scott, Ryan Higgins, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss the Hobbit trilogy, literal book-to-movie translations, Naruto nerds, World of Warcraft, Star Wars: The Old Republic's free-to-play future, old sci-fi movies without the nostalgia glasses, way-too-nerdy Indiana Jones facts, freemium MMOs, Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy Dimensions, mobile games, collector's editions, nerd hoarders, and the Potter Puppet Pals. Starring Ryan Scot...

Wherein we discuss amusement parks, The Dark Knight Rises (lots of massive spoilers!), crazy Batman casting rumors, the future of the Bat-family on film, Jack Nicholson vs. Robin Williams, Grant Morrison, the Man of Steel trailer, iconic film music, upcoming superhero films, and Wreck-It Ralph. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Alea Garbagnati, Ryan Higgins, and Chris Noyes.

Wherein we discuss Batman vs. politics, the Daily Planet vs. reality, the coolness of smoking, the old Batman '60s series, Christopher Nolan's Batman movies, movie props, Indiana Jones, The Dark Knight Rises, Richard Donner's Superman movies, Marvel's upcoming superhero movies, Doctor Strange, Ready Player One, and the Deadpool video game. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Chris N...

Wherein we discuss Binging it, The Amazing Spider-Man (no spoilers), Guardians of the Galaxy, Iron Man 3, Sucker Punch, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy, Steam Greenlight, and Robin Hood. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss last week's wackiness, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy, Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes, unplayable 3DS games, the Dragon Quest chronology, Diablo III's Inferno difficulty, the fall of Star Wars: The Old Republic, Eve Online, microtransactions, Guild Wars 2, The Secret World, games on Steam, and The Dark Knight Rises. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss tropes on tropes, too-rapid mobile technology, Google hate, Ryan Higgins vs. every company ever, Brave, the Pixar canon, and Final Fantasy VII. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss tonsillitis, chicken pox vaccines, Justice League: Doom, casual Nathan Fillion encounters, zombie obstacle courses, Wonder Woman, Ghostbusters: The Video Game, Before Watchmen, 1986 vs. 2012, and Prometheus (big spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss futbol, E3 2012, the Wii U, New Super Mario Bros. U, NintendoLand, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2, Ubisoft's press conference emcees, E3 demo politics, E3 booth babes hanging all over Adam's cows, Watch Dogs, Xbox SmartGlass, the PlayStation Vita, EA's press conference, possible E3 venue changes for 2013, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Tokyo Jungle, To...

Where in we discuss E3 2012, press conferences, browsing the web on your Xbox 360, Wonderbook, Ubisoft boobies, the Wii U, using every mobile device in the world as a remote control, sports that sound like Star Wars characters, teleprompters, games vs. movies, PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, Microsoft All-Stars Battle Royale, sports team confusion, free-to-play Star Wars, console strategy gam...

Wherein we discuss our excitement for E3 Expo 2012, next week's big press conferences, E3 Insider, The Last Guardian, the method to Nintendo's madness, the downfall of 38 Studios, small developers, Adam Fitch vs. Curt Schilling, gamers vs. Diablo III, FanimeCon 2012, and the history of the word "otaku." Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss cartoon illness, murder trains, Joss Whedon's murderous tendencies, Diablo III, gay comic book characters, "classic" Simpsons quotes, the Hulk, comic book realities, Avengers (big spoiler warning!), and SpaceX. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the Avengers, comic book movie rankings, Diablo III, collector's edition logistics, The Secret World, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition, creepers, Zombies Run!, the upcoming Green Arrow TV show, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Torchwood. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss birthdays, Indiana Jones, The Avengers, Cabin in the Woods, violence in movies, The Raid: Redemption, Guild Wars 2, nerd wars, MorrisonCon, The Walking Dead game, Xenoblade Chronicles, The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim DLC, the world's fattest cat, and our weird dreams. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Instagram, Kickstarter, LovePlus, sex in games, Fez, Legend of Grimrock, Final Fantasy XIII, game characters cosplaying as other game characters, horrible Internet porn, and dating spreadsheets. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Karen Chu, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss defeating Sheng Long, Xenoblade Chronicles, GameStop vs. Amazon vs. Best Buy vs. Ryan Higgins' moon logic, Diablo III, Skullgirls, ultra-violent fighting games, the knife test, Gray Matter, and Game of Thrones 2x02 (spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss getting mugged, Molyjam 2012, World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria, our favorite April Fools' Day pranks, Game of Thrones episode 2x01 (spoiler alert!), William Shatner playing William Shatner, Total Recall, the history of Leisure Suit Larry, HD remakes, and Penny Arcade. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Kid Icarus: Uprising, patches for Nintendo platforms, angel mythology, Total Recall, terrifying movie scenes, RoboCop, Ninja Turtles, terrible archery, anime, Japanese RPGs, Intelligent Systems, David Bowie songs, Venture Bros., and Herculoids. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss Draw Something, the disposability of mobile games, Arkham Horror, Cthulhu Saves the World, crazy Kickstarter projects, Kid Icarus: Uprising, playing Wii games, Telltale's Walking Dead game, Michael Bay vs. the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Trek movies. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss gaming expos, Outliers, John Carter (of Mars), Awake, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, new old stuff, The Artist, talking during movies, the Fitch Hitch, and Academy Award winners vs. IMDb. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss battle scars, The Hunger Games, Anne Rice, samurai movies, 13 Assassins, Technicolor fever, Journey, Game Developers Conference 2012, indie game developers vs. Japan, the video game industry crash of 1983, Japan vs. America, free World of Warcraft characters, the death of EverQuest Online Adventures, Mass Effect 3, and t-shirt giveaways. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Hig...