The Geek Down

We have to talk about Jiu Jitsu because Nicolas Cage swing swords at aliens is the exact brand of beautiful, sick chaos we deserve. Then we got Minions of Midas out of Spain, which is a cold, high-stakes blackmail thriller that asks how much you'd really pay to keep your peace. On top of that, we are diving into the Action 2020 comic to see if these classic heroes still hold weight in the modern e...

Super Cool treats teenage poor decision-making like an extreme sport. The Book of Boba Fett digs into the reality that the galaxy’s underworld is a lot messier than one recidivist and some power rangers can handle. All of Us Are Dead turns a standard school day into a relentless zombie fight. And Looop Lapeta is a chaotic, high-speed time loop energy remake of "Run Lola Run."

We’re talking Christmas Crossfire , where the holidays come with bad decisions, worse criminals, and zero peace on Earth. Then Replica on Nintendo Switch has us digging through somebody’s phone like the government with an "anonymous tip." And in Archenemy, is Joe Manganiello a legit superhero or just a man going through it in a busted cape? You make the call. We’re sorting the hidden gems from the...

Peter Dinklage is out here showing serious acting chops in Cyrano , carrying so much weight it hurts to watch. Or maybe that's just the script. Simultaneously, Reacher's just a dude who walks into a mess and starts throwing hands -- my dude's old-school, like bone-cracking equals problem-solving old-school! We also got the Blade Runner Black Lotus series on the table. It's gritty, futuristic, big...

We're breaking down Adrien Brody's haunted hitman in Clean and seeing if that quiet revenge story actually hits. Then we slide into Yeh Kaali Kaali Ankhein , where real love gets real dangerous real fast, with pornstar neighbors and mafioso in-laws. Then... Space Bastards —that grown-folks comic chaos hits different, take our word for it! And we're tackling the whole parody situation with The Woma...

Glen Powell is officially the people's leading man and Hit Man is the best movie anybody has dropped in the last two years, no counter arguments will be entertained. We sat all the way through Red Queen, the adaptation of Juan Gómez-Jurado's novel, and this thing has actual stakes, actual edge, and zero lazy streaming filler. We also broke down the BET+ remake of Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's De...

We diving deep into Hypnospace Outlaw , a retro-internet game that truly captures the tedious grind of desktop moderation. Then comes Ray's the Dead , a game that flips the zombie genre by letting you command the undead straight outta the grave. We also get wrapped in our nostalgia blankets with the 2020 Animaniacs revival because OLD. And we closing out with Unholy Bastards vs The Future , a Goon...

The titans throw down in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire , and this monster mash fully embraces its chaos. Then we sneaking into House of Ninjas , the Netflix series where a legendary Japanese clan turns family dysfunction into action. And we suiting up for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire , a nostalgia-heavy sequel that struggles to recapture that OG magic. The reviews hit different and the conversati...

Melissa Barrera howls through Your Monster , a charming genre mashup where a childhood creature crush re-enters her life at the worst possible moment. Then we getting witchy with Agatha All Along , and Kathryn Hahn devours every scene. Over in Family Pack , Jean Reno leads a time-traveling werewolf farce that somehow makes card games and curses feel cozy. We unpacking all of it with zero restraint...

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence slide back in Bad Boys Ride or Die , and the chemistry remains undeniable even when the plot runs on fumes. Then we locking into Wild Bastards , a slick outlaw strategy shooter that mixes tactical chaos with pure swagger. And Jennifer Lopez headlines Atlas , a sci-fi mech flick that swings big but lands somewhere between messy and mildly entertaining. The verdicts ar...

We finally riding that sandworm with Dune Pt. 2 , and Denis Villeneuve delivered a cinematic masterwork that demands you pull it out that popcorn bucket and pay attention. Then we flipping to Eternia for Masters of the Universe Revolution , where the animation goes hard and the nostalgia hits different. And we closing out with Drive-Away Dolls , the raunchy lesbian road trip comedy that Ethan Coen...

We’re breaking down this foul-mouthed period piece Wicked Little Letters -- some 1920s cussing with Olivia Colman is the unhinged energy we didn’t know we needed. Then we stepping into the wasteland for Fallout , where Walton Goggins steals the show. And we cap it off with the genius of Hundreds of Beavers , a silent fever dream that has NO BUSINESS being as hilarious as it is. Tap in.

We caught that Gladiator 2 disaster, and the whole crew agrees it’s a soulless cash grab that Russell Crowe’s ghost should haunt. Then we plugging into the madness of Slime 3k , a ridiculous rogue-lite that understands the assignment for straight-up, no-thoughts chaos. Also stepping to Rumours , that political satire where Cate Blanchett plays a world leader getting freaky with an ancient bog brai...

The crew pulls up ready to hand out praise and punishment in equal measure. The Monkey gets dragged for wasting a solid Stephen King premise on cheap scares, weak execution, and the kind of lazy horror that insults the audience. The Pedestrian earns its spotlight as a quirky, offbeat comic with weird vibes and an even weirder hero. Demon City brings the heat with relentless, bone-crunching action,...

The crew is coming in hot with sharp takes and zero sugarcoating. The Electric State gets broken down for its retro-future spectacle, wrecked-world visuals, and big sci-fi swings across a broken America. May as well be a documentary. Deli Boys brings family chaos, criminal mess, and fast-talking comedy as two spoiled brothers get dragged into a life they were never built for. Borderline closes it...

Novocaine hits a nerve with wild energy and a lead dude who literally throws himself into chaos. The Z-Suite gets handled next, with corporate mess, ego trips, and Gen Z workplace drama. Looney Tunes Day the Earth Blew Up brings back classic slapstick chaos with a sci-fi twist.

Deep Cover gets broken down for its improv-comedy-meets-crime premise, and a cast more committed to the bit than Christian Bale. Hornsby & Halo carries a heaven-versus-hell energy, doing a full "Freaky Friday" swap with a demon and an angel. KPop Demon Hunters steals the spotlight with vibrant animation, infectious music, and that danged Tiger! . . . IYKYK

We put respect on Ip Man 4 for closing out Donnie Yen's legacy with martial arts precision and real emotional weight. The Witcher gets broken down for its monster-slaying spectacle, Henry Cavill's charisma, and the fantasy chaos keeping the culture talking. Overdrive 2 rounds it out with slick cyber-ninja combat and fast-paced hack-and-slash action! Hack-tion? Hashl-yun? . . . F it, you'll figure...

The crew comes through with raw takes and no filler this episode. The Witches gets handled for its creepy family-fantasy energy, wild visuals, and big Anne Hathaway performance. 12 Reasons to Die brings gritty comic-book crime, revenge, and Ghostface Killah-inspired horror with a hard street-opera edge. GTFO on Steam delivers brutal co-op survival where teamwork, stealth, and panic carry every mis...

The crew is back with sharp takes and no filter. The Vast of Night gets its flowers as a low-budget sci-fi masterclass, using slick long takes, period-perfect atmosphere, and two unknowns who absolutely carry the whole mystery on pure dialogue alone. Transformers: War for Cybertron gets broken down as the dark, brutal take on the Autobot-Decepticon civil war that longtime fans have been begging fo...

The squad comes through with straight takes and zero cap this round. Tremors: Shrieker Island is the best direct to video sequel this franchise has put out in twenty years, with Michael Gross back as Burt Gummer. Like bruh... WHY?? (to Burt, not Michael. A check is a check, we get it.) Truth Seekers is the quietest, driest, most charming horror comedy of its year, and it got absolutely done dirty...

We break down Vampires vs. The Bronx, which flips horror comedy by centering Bronx kids in a fight keeping the block safe from bloodsuckers. Then the chaos of Hoops , where a foul-mouthed coach makes ALL the bad decisions. The conversation turns petty with Neighbors Back From Hell , a game that makes ruining a neighbor's life a high art form. We cap it off with Impossible Space: A Space Hero , a m...

We are kicking things off with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 , which gets its proper recognition for leveling up the franchise with bigger action, the long-awaited arrival of Tails and Knuckles, and giving Jim Carrey the space to be Jim Carrey. We dive deep into the chaotic, hormonal madness of Human Resources , dissecting how this spin-off doubles down on the crude, unfiltered humor that the Big Mouth uni...

The crew comes through this week with flowers for some and smoke for others. We start by celebrating TMNT: Mutant Mayhem , a reboot that gets it right with scribbly, street-art animation, a soundtrack full of certified classics, and turtles who actually talk, joke, and panic like real bought eucharist. Then we take out the trash with Netflix's Captain Fall , an animated disaster pure and simple, w...

The squad is cracking open a treasure chest and dragging Tom Holland’s Uncharted into the spotlight. Then Patriotika lands on the table with ALL the unapologetic, larger-than-life heroine energy. It's a lot of dommy-mommy mythology to cram into one comic. We also get microscopic with the Pikmin-inspired Tinykin , proving once and for all whether or not size does matter! Finally, the Wu Assassins c...