The Geek Down

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes is the strongest entry in the new series. Fight me. And Proximus Caesar is the best villain we could have asked for (and yes, you will leave the theatre having complicated feelings about an ape). Firefly: The Fall Guys isn't the sad cynical cash grab you assumed it would be (come clean, you totally did). It is the actual, proper second season of Firefly that we be...

Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is Nicolas Cage at his most unhinged, playing a version of himself so meta it’s either genius or a cry for help. The Outfit is a quiet, razor-sharp crime drama that sneaks up on you. The Last Bus is way more fun than it has any right to be - a UK sci-fi gem that’s basically Stranger Things meets Attack the Block . And then there’s Guardians of Justice —this wild...

Shadow Hunter: Lost World is the dumbest most perfect game ever made. No critic will admit it, you will open it to knock out your five minute dailies and look up and two and a half hours are gone. You press one button, demons explode, there is no deeper point and that is exactly why it is better than every seventy dollar AAA game that dropped this year. The new season of Invincible is not mid. Eve...

We got three things this week that everybody has the exact wrong take on, so let's sort this out right now. The White Tiger is not the cute little Oscar bait class commentary every outlet tried to frame it as, it is a deeply mean, deeply correct movie that will make you sit dead quiet on your couch for 15 minutes after the credits end wondering if you would also do every single horrible thing the...

Look, everybody has been dancing around these three points and we are the only ones that will actually say it out loud: 6 Underground is the dumbest movie ever made, It is also one of the most rewatchable movies ever made Both of those things can be true at the exact same time, and none of you cowards will admit it. The latest season of The Mandalorian is not bad, it is disrespectful. They took th...

We delivered the real on Tenet , calling it exactly what it is: a high-concept labyrinth that might reward repeat viewings but realistically it's just exposing Nolan's obsession with smelling himself. Helstrom earned its spot under the knife next as we laid out its gritty command of demonic possession and fractured legacies. Fearless Dawn meets Hellboy capped the session with us stating plainly ho...

We’re getting into a wild lineup this week: Wicked comes through with big vocals, big feelings, and the type of theater-kid confidence that makes the whole room pick a side without asking permission; Dan Da Dan is pure anime chaos with heart, jokes, ghosts, aliens, and enough emotional curveballs to make everybody on the couch start acting like they’ve been day-one fans; and TMNT Black White &...

The Saved By the Bell reboot brings all that Bayside nostalgia back, and the new class is dripping with tongue-in-cheek drama. We're SO excited! 😉 Red Wings: Aces of the Sky is putting you right in the cockpit for some old-school dogfights. The aerial combat will check your ego quick, flyboy. We are breaking down both -------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

New Mutants finally escaped that vault after ages, and the superhero bag has been thoroughly fumbled. Solar Opposites is pure chaotic alien degeneracy, and those guys are wildin' on Earth. SNK Allstar is mashing up all the fighting game legends on your phone, and the mobile gacha chaos is tasty. We're digging into all of it and coming back for seconds ----------------------------------------------...

Lisa Frankenstein is serving quirky 80s horror comedy with Diablo Cody twist. It's weird, it's neon, and someone gets gagged with a spoon (like, fer sure!) Donald Glover and Maya Erskine are cooking in the epic spy series Mr & Mrs Smith , there's chemistry, there's awkwardness... what more can you ask for? And the elephant in the room -- Madame Web . Let's keep it a stack: the movie is a LEGEN...

Monster Hunter is giving that typical video game adaptation mess, and the plot is completely lost in the desert. The Madame Satan comic is stealing the whole Sabrina universe with pure demonic shade and dark magic. A Recipe for Seduction has Mario Lopez playing a seductive Colonel Sanders, and it is the most unhinged branding stunt we have seen in a minute. We are breaking all of this down -------...

Five Nights At Freddy's 2 is bringing those cursed animatronics back, doubling down on the jump scares and wildin' Blumhouse style. The Mighty Nein is actually cooking, making tabletop D&D look epic and chaotic and sexy. I might need a minute . . . 🥵 . . . Dust Bunny is serving weird supernatural horror, and those creepy vibes are definitely messing with everybody's head. Also -- who's hippo...

That LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special is pure goofy fan service and the timeline is a total mess. Raji delivers beautiful Indian mythology vibes, even though the combat is struggling to keep up. Hidden Society brings some dark occult energy to the comic racks, and the magic is actually cooking. Fatman got Mel Gibson playing a gritty Santa throwing hands, and yes it's unhinged. We letting the fur fly...

Kevin Smith is back milking the nostalgia teat with Clerks 3 , and it's been WAAAAAY more than 37 by now (my dude Dante CAN NOT catch a break!) Cyberpunk Edgerunners is absolute chaos, and Night City stays the grittiest, the grimiest, and ruthless with the trauma. Legion of Forgettable Supervillains is exactly what it sounds like, but the D-list comedy is actually carrying the book. Medieval is ou...

Get Duked is chaotic British survival comedy personified, with those posh aristocrats wildin' out on some teens from the block. Not for Broadcast puts you right in the editing booth for some dystopian news manipulation, and the dark comedy hits hard. Blackwood: The Mourning After is bringing dark academia supernatural drama to the comic racks, and occult vibes are in this season. We are breaking d...

Del Toro is dragging us through a grim carnival of misery in Nightmare Alley, and Bradley Cooper is losing his mind out there. Bel-Air is taking the Fresh Prince way too seriously, but the dramatic acting is actually carrying the weight. Ryan Reynolds is doing the exact same Ryan Reynolds routine with time travel in The Adam Project, and the nostalgia bait is working perfectly. The Cleaning Lady i...

Disney fumbled the bag completely on that live-action Mulan, charging a premium for a remake with zero swagger and no songs. Hulu’s Woke is out here mixing heavy social talk with literal cartoon gags, and it hits different depending on your background experience. Hellpoint is giving us janky sci-fi Dark Souls energy on Steam, and the struggle is real. We are breaking all of this down unfiltered wi...

Borat 2 is Sacha Baron Cohen wildin' again and America still hasn't learned a damn thing. Blood of Zeus is Greek mythology with the gore turned all the way up and Zeus looking real irresponsible. Mad Streets is just drunk dudes throwing hands in the street and it's dumb fun that actually works. Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memory got grown adults tapping buttons to Disney classics like it's serious wo...

The Lost City is giving cheesy adventure vibes that somehow still work. Murderville is making A-listers look completely lost without a script. That 2022 Charlie's Angels reboot is fumbling the action bag all over again. Everything Everywhere All At Once is the only multiverse madness actually worth the hype right now. SO MUCH is happening and we're getting into all of it. -------------------------...

The Babysitter Killer Queen is serving pure, unhinged sequel trash that you can't help but watch anyway. Crossing Swords tries way too hard with that stop-motion raunch, and the crude jokes may or may not miss the mark. Archer Danger Phone is exactly the mindless mobile distraction we’re doomscrolling through right now instead of handling our business. We are breaking down all this chaos.

Jared Leto is fumbling the vampire bag hard in Morbius, and the movie is exactly the disaster you expect. The Afterparty is actually cooking, giving us a clever murder mystery that keeps you engaged. The Bubble is pure, unhinged Apatow nonsense that barely holds together. Legend of Vox Machina is out here saving the animation game with all that R-rated dragon chaos. We are getting into all of it.

Kenneth Branagh’s mustache is back, this time on a boat for "Death on the Nile" and the messy murder drama is WILD. Next, John Cena running around in tighty-whities for "Peacemaker" is somehow peak television. That and the that opening credits sequence -- you'll want to hear this one. We also diving into the "Telepaths" comic because mind-reading always goes sideways, regardless of intentions. And...

Jamie Foxx out here poppin' pills to get superpowers in "Project Power" and we got thoughts. Then we get into "Floor is Lava" on Netflix because apparently grown adults jumpin' over foam is what we doin' now. We also gotta talk about "TMNT Jennika" real quick because the turtles got a new sister and the culture ain't ready for it. And listen, we spent way too many hours playin' "Kill It With Fire"...

Enola Holmes has Millie Bobby Brown out here solving mysteries, shattering glass ceilings, breaking 4th walls, and jacking dudes for their clothes. And she knows kung-fu! Amazon's Utopia is a paranoid conspiracy that feels uncomfortable to watch right now, but we still gotta talk about it so gird your loins. Then there's Rogue Company - the shooter game with a need to prove it has more than a clea...

We’re reviewing The Batman and unpacking what really works—Battinson in full brooding mode, great pressure, definitely somewhere on the spectrum, and a mystery that actually has teeth. The Cuphead Show is next, serving cartoon chaos with jokes that land faster than the villains can blink. Then we’re talking Rockstar & Softboy -- one wild friend dragging their overly emotional friend through a...