The Gay Power Half Hour

This week the boys start a very special OnlyFans. Tony takes a break from drag to appreciate a good game of football while Casey braces himself for China's biggest spectacle since 2020. #Sports. Whoopi Goldberg gets suspended from The View and the boys question her faith. Joe Biden plans to nominate a black woman to the Supreme Court and Republicans make sure everyone knows they will be racist...

This week the boys survive the 5G-pocalypse or whatever the f that was. Casey flies to New York and, fingers crossed might end up performing in a Broadway musical. Tony warns about the dangers of basement strip clubs and, fingers crossed, won’t end up in the hospital again.

This week the boys speculate irresponsibly on why they seem to be the only people in America not getting Omicron. Dr. Fauci and Leo Dicaprio are attacked from the right so the boys devise a plan of counterattack. A gay porn shoot at the Acropolis reminds Casey of the political potency of homosexuality and reminds Tony of the reason he hates belly button tattoos. The pod pays tribute to Bob Saget b...

This week the boys start the new year like they did the last one; by ridiculing everyone involved in the Jan 6th insurrection. Omicron is still rampant and Tony is upset it’s not killing more people while Casey is upset it’s killing most sex dates. A sightless Clairvoyant shows Tony a horrible future, Casey invents a problematic dating app and it’s a bad week for rich white ladies

This week the boys celebrate Tony Soto and one of his many birthdays. Britney Spears has a birthday this week and Tony is worried she won’t share the spotlight. The conservative Supreme Court gets ready to overturn Roe v. Wade and the Republicans celebrate by acting like a bunch of unloved babies. Dr. Oz is running for Senate and the boys discuss why Oprah has to start picking better doctors.

This week it’s Casey’s birthday and the boys get a little blacked out. Tony starts the latest Trump book but Casey doesn’t want to hear any new information. Alex Jones and the QAnon shaman are held accountable for their crimes but it still feels like the right-wing is winning. The second season of Tiger King is out so the boys vaguely remember that time they might have committed murder.

This week the boys play a game of inches and neither wins. France is worried about the 5th wave of Covid and Casey fears the effects it will have on Tony's taste. Tony gets his booster shot and tells us why he's super mask forever, in the grocery store at least. Kyle Rittenhouse is on trial for killing two people and the boys agree that Americans love to kill people with guns.

This week the boys turn schools into battlegrounds. Hide your children. Critical Race Theory is blamed for Democratic losses in Virginia and the boys talk about why that’s problematic. Tony thinks America’s biggest problem is the Constitution while Casey thinks it's Americans. Kids from Rhode Island make Tony proud, Casey is on the hunt for a passport and Elon Musk says he’s open to solve eart...

This week, the boys are inVESTed in Kyrsten Sinema. The senior senator from Arizona makes a bold fashion choice and the boys discuss its negative effects on the Democratic Party and the broaden bisexual community. A nuanced discussion on the controversy surrounding Dave Chappelle’s special is bound to leave someone canceled, and Tony wants to read Meghan McCain’s “memoir” while Casey wants to turn...

This week the boys reminisce about The Gay 90s. Jeff Bezos takes Captain Kirk to space and Tony thinks it was the wrong choice. Demi Lovato gets woke about extraterrestrials and Casey thinks it isn’t helping. Homophobic emails from an NFL coach give the boys a reason to talk shit about sports and a bisexual Superman gives the boys a reason to talk shit about Dean Cain.

This week the boys argue over compromise and it gets heated. Oil spills in Huntington Beach and the boys wonder how far they’d go to help The OC. Casey brings up a conspiracy theory involving multiple giant entities while Tony brings up a conspiracy theory involving one Mark Zuckerberg. The time has come for the Democrats to get things done and if Washington Dems are anything like Tony and Casey,...

This week the boys talk problematic Daddies. Everyone is happy that #FreeBritney is a success but the boys still argue over how the conservatorship will end. A former Press Secretary writes a tell-all that reminds Tony of his least favorite part of Trump and reminds Casey why he’s similar to Stormy Daniels.

This week the boys are feeling so loose they could use a husband stitch. Tony congratulates a friend on their baby and Casey doesn’t think he means it. The boys give roundabout reviews of QForce, Metal Shop Masters, and The Prince as well as prove the old adage “nothing good ever comes from a white guy on a horse.”

This week the boys take you to the Met Gala, honey, where this year’s hottest fashion accessory is a Covid vaccine. Nicki Minaj tells a story about her cousin’s testicles but the boys would like to do a bit more research before believing it. Tony gets mad that Casey doesn’t show up correct to a hypothetical theme party while Casey appreciates Tony for Hispanic Heritage Month.

This week the boys have some political questions. If a tree falls on a governor and no one is around to see it, should that said governor be allowed to ban abortion? Matt Gaetz or Gavin Newsome, who would you rather punch? Don’t forget to vote. It's been twenty years since 9/11 and Tony thinks it’s time to start forgetting, while Casey wonders what you get someone for a 20th anniversary.

This week the boys stick to their personal brands. Casey gets upset about ski resorts on fire while Tony gets upsets at children in a mall. Another Hurricane pummels New Orleans while fires consume the west and here’s what’s happening in your neck of the woods. Texas falls to the American Taliban so the boys start a campaign to glorify abortions and normalize not having kids.

This week the boys announce the end of a beloved podcast (not this one). Nirvana gets sued by a naked baby for child pornography and the boys fixate on the smallest part of the issue. Demi Lovato announces that she might be trans, one day, so the boys discuss non-binary vs. trans in the most GPHH of ways, loudly.

This week the boys are back after their final (hopefully) summer hiatus and oh how the world has changed (for the worse). Afghanistan comes apart faster than a drag queen in water and the boys discuss what 20 years of fighting was for. Covid surges just in time for the fall semester and the boys wonder how many rich kids need to die before Republicans care. The climate has officially changed gurl...

This week the boys are talking truth and drugs. Casey wonders if there is anything people want less than the truth while Tony teaches kids the safest way to do drugs. Tony shares a true story about a strange sort of meth problem and Casey tells the real reason he doesn't do opioids. America seems to be careening into an unsurprising Summer surge and the boys wonder if there is anything to do a...

This week the boys move aside and let the Delta variant take control. Casey has a close encounter with Covid and Tony knows exactly which gay people to blame. Gay raves are back and still dangerous on multiple levels, conversion therapy loses another battle and the Moon gets ready to wobble like she been huffing Earth’s fumes.

This week the boys reopen and the consequences pile up. Tony creates an alter to aliens, just in case, so Casey starts to question everything he used to believe about Tony. Delta Variant is on the loose and the boys discuss who to blame. Meghan McCain is banished for good reasons, Sha’Carri Richardson is banished for bad reasons and the boys argue over whether to banish the word f*ggot.

This week the boys return from their Pride break ready to fill your gay voids. Casey is back from France and he has a lot to say about it with poorly pronounced French words. Tony reminds Casey how bad America is but Casey pretends not to understand English. Britney Spears is denied the right to self-determination and the boys discuss what that means for her and Amanda Bynes. Donald Trump’s attemp...

This week the boys give you two reasons why this is the one show they are doing all Pride month. Casey is going to France and desperately wants Tony to be jealous while Tony doesn’t think Casey will make it all the way to France. The kinky feel oppressed at Pride by the young and prudish, Tony defends the right to be aggressively weird at any age and as Casey ages, he worries no one is even thinki...

This week the boys mark a sad anniversary with jokes. Ted Cruz worries about “pansies” in the military showing that he doesn’t know much about pansies or the military. Casey thinks liberals need to be a little less outraged about every dumb thing conservatives say while Tony thinks that is outrageous. A drag queen reads Joe Rogan, a man dies from a threesome and the boys argue over the size of the...

This week the boys argue over the taste of a setlzer. Billy Porter comes out as HIV-positive so the boys talk about disclosure, stigma and living openly from a place of personal experience. Then they talk about the current Israeli-Palestinian conflict hopefully from a place of compassion, but you know what these two are like.