The Gay Power Half Hour

This week the boys release the tapes. The leaked LA Council tapes have big implications for LA. Tony wants Angelinos to stay angry and stop pretending to be hurt, while Casey worries about the optics of all these racist progressives pretending not to be racist. The midterm elections enter their debate phase and Tony is hooked on the political discourse while Casey wonders if all the Republican can...

This week the boys Bro out. Bros the movie premieres and the reviews are…debatable. Tony thinks gay rom-coms aren’t for him and Casey wonders if it’s because Tony just loves a good gay fight. Born again Jesus freak Herschel Walker’s son is mad that his daddy paid for an abortion and the world asks whether Herschel aborted the wrong kid.

This week the boys go global. Russia calls up hundreds of thousands of non-soldiers for its war and Casey asks how Tony would respond to being drafted. Italy elects neo-Fascist Giorgia Meloni as its leader and Tony asks Casey what’s wrong with Italians (which feels a little pointed). Tony can’t stop talking about Dahmer again while Casey would rather talk about the movie Bros, so they settle on a...

This week the boys bait some gays. Tony offers up a number for selling his soul while Casey tries to get to the origins of “catfishing.” Netflix releases Dahmer and Casey worries that serial killers are being made too sexy while Tony thinks they can’t get any sexier. Tony goes to a surprise party in New Orleans and the boys wonder about the future viability of both New Orleans and surprise parties...

This week the boys are here to reign. Long live them queens. Elizabeth ll dies and Casey returns from Europe in mourning…for being forced to leave Europe. Tony thinks Charles III should abdicate for a cuter Prince and along the way defends the noble right of the monarchy to have sex with their cousins.

This week the boys are on cruise patrol. Paul Pelosi, the husband of the Speaker of the House, gets sentenced to 5 days in the big house for a wine country joy ride and Tony doesn't want to throw stones from his glass car. There is a nation-wide shortage of teachers and Casey wonders why any human made of flesh and blood would want to teach in a hellscape in the first place. Water usage become...

This week, Tony is intrigued by Truth Social, and Casey has an audience experience that gets weird and much more.

This week the boys have Raid Fever and it's a whole lot better than monkeypox. Donald Trump's tacky Florida palace gets raided by the FBI and the boys shoot down Republican talking points. Casey is impressed with a string of Biden's accomplishments while Tony is astonished by Biden's new killer drone so the boys ask everyone to give the old man a break. Queen of Australia Olivia Ne...

This week the boys are Royally entertained. A blind item fingers the future king of England and it turns out Prince William likes it. America gets the best news it’s had in a while and surprisingly it comes out of Kansas. The Democrats learn to play dirty, Demi Lovato changes her pronouns and Alex Jones is forced to finally eat his words.

This week monkeypox still had the boys on edge. Casey fights with a lady at Trader Joe’s over the price of grapes and Tony wonders if that’s worth fighting about. Tony finds glee in a story of a preacher getting robbed at gunpoint and Casey wonders if that’s what glee is for.

This week the boys are on high alert. Monkeypox is on the rise and with the vaccine still widely unavailable, the boys talk precautionary measures. The Earth is on fire and there seems to be nothing anyone is ever going to do about it. Ivana Trump dies so the boys make a list of other people they’d like to see at the bottom of a staircase.

The week the boys are Primed and ready to go. Casey claims a new identity and Tony calls bull. Tony gets a residual check and Casey begs for more. The best true crime show on TV is the Jan. 6th commission and the boys are pumped for the final episode. NASA releases the first images from the Webb telescope and it makes the boys think about how small humanity is...and how doomed.

This week the boys celebrate the 4th of July not in red white or blue but in a sliming, mournful black. A July 4th parade is the site of yet another mass shooting and the boys argue over the word deranged. Bette Midler sticks her foot in her Twitter and her famous lyrics “I had some friends but they’re all gone” rings truer than ever. Speaking of friends, the boys also discuss whether it’s ok to l...

This week the boys are back to clean up after a particularly messy Pride month. Tony continues to not want to be hugged or touched by Cancer signs or animal-loving Tik Tokkers, while Casey defends the honor of slutty primates. The real 2022 Pride victories were won by the conservative Supreme Court justices and the boys discuss how horrible they all are.

This week the boys get ready for their month hiatus with an extra long show. Babies are murdered in a school in Texas and the boys disagree on how to move forward. Casey thinks love is the answer while Tony thinks love is too weak. Ricky Gervais makes trans jokes on Netflix and the boys agree on the solution. Tune out, Drop out, Chillout.

This week the boys give you a real good time, try not to overdose. Americans are dying in record numbers because of fentanyl and the boys talk about how the real victim is fun itself. Mario Batali is acquitted of groping a woman in a juryless trial and the potential ramifications are spicy. Tony tells you why you shouldn't buy a Tesla, Casey fixes a Dave Chappelle joke and the boys defend the...

This week the boys, like the Supreme Court, are leaking. Roe v. Wade appears to be dead and Tony and Casey have some concurrent (and controversial?) dissents. Dave Chappelle gets attacked at the Hollywood Bowl and the boys misplace their empathy.

This week the boys celebrate Easter by ranking Christian sects. Coachella is back and the boys advise on proper party etiquette in these restrictive political times. #PlanB. Tony books a commercial and Casey worries the success has already gone to her head. Republicans don’t want anyone to talk about sex and the boys discuss why that shows that all Republicans are creepy weirdos.

This week the boys have a lot of fun upfront. Casey learns from lesbians what it means to fully release while Tony teaches everyone that you can actually release too much. Full rejoice as Ketanji Brown Jackson gets confirmed to the Supreme Court but the new Republican narrative of "grooming" leaves the boys fully disgusted. Putin and his troops are revealed to be war criminals and the boys...

This week the boys are getting into all the buzz. The Academy Awards are over and this year #OscarsSoSlap. Will Smith slaps Chris Rock in the face and the boys clap back. Madison Cawthorn says DC Republicans are doing drugs and having orgies and the boys immediately throw up.

This week the boys have a ball-slapping good time talking about their fans. Tony finds it hard to watch the Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmation hearings due to the histrionics of a certain not gay Senator from the South, while Casey thinks there is a clear lesson we can all learn from KBJ on how to talk to idiots. Putin refuses to say he won't nuke Ukraine and the boys talk about an equally as...

This week the boys make a play for the cash pigs. Tony renames the podcast so it can still be played in Florida while Casey goes to Florida to see this conservative paradise first hand. Black Panther director Ryan Coogler is detained for racist reasons, Kim Kardashian gives bad work advice and the boys debate whether it’s ok to sexualize Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

This week the boys go to war in Ukraine (virtually). Tony is reading The People's History of the United States and finds out that this country's history is f*cked up. Casey is reading the history of Ukraine and finds out that that country's history is f*cked up. Joe Biden delivers a strong SOTU but the boys are upset he didn't spend any time telling Republicans to lick his SCROTUM...

This week the boys hunker down for World War III: Putin’s Revenge. Tony is alarmed to find out his favorite candy is not just bad for you, it’s also made with slave labor. Casey is alarmed that a Democratic candidate for Congress made a campaign ad entirely out of feces. Speaking of feces, Vladimir Putin invades Ukraine and the world gets ready to rumble.* *sanction him

This week the boys get into the spirit of the Olympics by doping through the whole podcast. Tony teaches everyone how to “meth up your weed” so Casey gives Tony a new derogatory nickname. The boys discuss the pros (loud sex) and cons (the apocalypse) of owning a home in 2022. Kamila Valieva gets to skate in the Olympics and the boys discuss why it’s wrong, racist, and lame.