The Gay Power Half Hour

This week the boys talk cryptocurrency and it’s NSFW. Tony has a 90s moment and misses less information while Casey wants to communicate like it’s 1799. Trumps blog is is a bust, the Republican party’s soul is related to Satan and no one likes Caitlin Jenner.

This week the boys are fully vaxxed and thinking about hitting the streets in full face. Conservatives spread lies about vaccines and Biden's meat while a Republican congressman waves his weird sword in a bathroom. Tony moves toward more ethical eating habits but Casey still tries to get him canceled for his TV viewing habits. Cher saves an elephant, Tony smells something gay and the boys argu...

This week the boys take a field trip to a roller skating rink because life is almost back to normal middle school. Casey imagines an ironic way to vaccinate conservatives while Tony explains why he might be willing to have sex with one. Casey impersonates not one but two celebrities and Tony is not impressed with Chet Hanks. Derek Chauvin is guilty, Republicans of course get weird and racist about...

This week the boys welcome Colton Underwood to homosexuality and he may start reconsidering the closet. Tony fondly remembers getting handsy at a school dance while Casey teaches Tony how to check for ripe melons without fondling them. Casey worries about an HIV vaccine, Tony worries about staying up late, everyone worries about killer cops and no one worries about Bernie Madoff.

This week the boys have fun with animals. Tony is impressed by a giraffe’s vulnerability while Casey has an encounter with a much smaller creature. The boys discuss California’s grand reopening, worry about science and want to see your vaccine passports.

This week the boys appreciate trans people and shit talk their haters. Lil Nas X gets real gay with the Devil and the boys take a lot of tangents talking about how mainstream America may respond. Tony gets the Pfizer vaccine, Casey gets Moderna and Rep. Matt Gaetz gets his shot to register as a sex offender.

This week the boys discuss the second mass shooting in the US in as many weeks. America is back. Ten people die in Boulder and the boys argue over how crazy you have to be kill a bunch of people. Tony is mad at Biden for firing employees for smoking pot while Casey thinks a little less pot might help the administration focus on its goals. Tony reconsiders giving Casey his extra house key and the b...

This week America is acting like it’s time to get back to the way things were pre pandemic with a horrific shooting in Atlanta. The boys talk about anti-Asian violence, the Pope’s continued assertion that homosexuality is sinful and, on a lighter note, their mutual love of roller skating.

This week the boys reflect on one full year of Covid-19, and let them never speak of this year again. Tony blames poor pandemic planning on America’s excessive holiday schedule while Casey wonders how we would have responded to Covid if we took old people to clubs instead of put them in nursing homes. Oprah interviews the Sussexes so the boys try to suss out the royal racist, and Milo Yianopolis s...

This week, the boys give you AIDS! The TV Show. Both Casey and Tony watch It’s A Sin on HBO Max and have a lot to say about HIV/AIDS from the personal and social perspective. The Equality Act passes one house of Congress so the boys talk the history of queer discrimination and a brief note on the future of their last names.

This week, the California exodus is put on hold as Texas shows itself to be a frozen wasteland. Tony has no tears to give the Lone Star State while Casey states his hesitation for grave defecation. The mayor of Colorado City, Texas loses his job for saying out loud what all elected Republicans actually believe, Rush Limbaugh is deader than a door nail and Tony gets philosophical on the purpose of...

This week, in honor of the passing of several iconic humans, the boys argue over who should write Tony's obituary. Casey gives a brief history of the founder of Rhode Island while Tony wonders why Casey cares so much about a creepy old white face person. Casey buys the WOW app to watch Drag Race UK and Tony wants to argue about it in Italian. Marjorie Taylor-Greene is the most famous congressw...

This week Covid hits close to home and out of respect for the stricken the boys choose to focus on Tony’s lack empathy. Casey is madder than he’s ever been at a family member while Tony learns how to respond to bad news by watching other people. Tony thinks congresswoman Marjorie Taylor-Greene is the rottenest rot in Washington while Casey chooses to focus on what the rotten rot in his family has...

This week the boys and the world enjoy the first day of the post-Trump era. Rejoice. The inauguration was a dramatic change of pace and a delightful change of tone. Casey thinks Biden’s best chance is to start giving people stuff quick, while Tony demands the same of his Congress as he does his drugs dealers. Lady Gaga, Garth Brooks and some final words for Mike Pence, oh my.

This week it’s the coup part deux and the boys are riled up. Casey thinks it’s dumb luck a lot more people aren’t dead while Tony thinks the dumbs are more than just lucky. The boys disagree on where the conspiracy starts and how wide it spreads but there is no doubt America is in serious trouble.

This week the boys discuss the coup that everyone saw coming and no one tried to stop. Donald Trump tells the insurrectionists that he loves them while the Republican Party literally cowers in fear. Tony thinks mass reeducation is the only way forward, Casey describes what Trump Derangement Syndrome really looks like and everyone agrees that this coup is a lot easier to watch after Georgia deliver...

This week the boys say goodbye to 2020 and hello to a new strain of Covid 19. Tony applauds the world’s most considerate terrorist while Casey finds a Republican attractive. Gay men are accused of spreading disease internationally and this time it’s hard to dispute. The year ends but a new one starts next week on a new episode of the gay power half hour.

This weeks the boys keep the Yuletide gay and super spread joy. Casey takes the time to find perfect gifts while Tony shares his impatience. This year won’t end with stimulus checks but the boys still hope for something from Trump in their stocking. An American will spend Christmas in covid jail on the Cayman Islands and the boys debate who is at fault. Thanks for listening, your presence is our p...

This week the boys celebrate an actual victory. Everyone's favorite gay establishment Akbar is saved from closure due to community generosity and the boys talk about why that is a great omen. The vaccine is upon us and the boys are ready to put it inside. Casey uses the movie Children of Men to make some problematic points on abortion while Tony uses some problematic language to make a realist...

This week the Trump presidency get closer to ending and the boys are really starting to loosen up. Tony accuses Casey of being a poseur and shames him (and other gay people) for flying on airplanes. Casey finds some peace of mind in checking out of the Georgia Senate Run off while Tony teaches us a thing or two about modeling dos and don’ts.

This week the boys celebrate Tony’s birthday! Forty looks so good on Tony he’s decided to run it back. Saved by the Bell is back and just like Tony, it’s aged well. Eliot Page introduces himself to the world and the boys discuss the impact.

This week the boys are 3000 miles apart but still ideologically aligned. Casey ponders the future of the Kardashian empire while Tony goes to a bar where unfortunately everyone knows his name. The boys discuss the country’s different responses to 9/11 and Covid, Casey is further enraged by the conservatives in his life and Tony finally watches The Crown.

This week the election is over and the coup has begun. Donald Trump is officially a historic loser and the boys talk about what they feel good about and what still concerns them for the rest of 2020. Covid is set to ruin its first holiday season so Casey has decided to book a flight. Tony's hometown is reporting very troublesome pandemic numbers so Tony is staying put for another few years. Jo...

It’s the last episode before Election 2020 and the boys give their closing arguments. Vote!

This week the boys complete a zoom session without inappropriately exposing themselves. GPHH 1, The New Yorker 0. Tiffany Trump attempts to speak to queer Trump supporters and the world responds appropriately. The boys prepare for the final presidential debate which is more than Donald Trump did, it doesn’t take a Borat to prove Rudy Giuliani is a creep and Casey makes an interesting life choice t...