The Gay Power Half Hour

This week the boys go to the beach, separately. Tony criticizes FaceApp and Casey’s actual face. Pete Buttigieg’s sex life becomes the target of gross speculation and Trump unveils his new campaign strategy: gross racism. A Catholic priest falls hard in front of his flock and Tony wants a very large jellyfish to die.

This week, the boys survive an earthquake and get prepared for the next one with lasers and face oil. A tiny man can’t even eat a bagel without getting into big trouble. Casey proposes an uncomfortable solution to an uncomfortable problem and the Lion King is back!

The boys celebrate the 4th of July by arguing over the US women’s soccer team and whether anything in America deserves respect. Donald Trump gets his military parade and his favorite daughter gets humiliated on the global stage. Gay Pride month is over and the boys discuss its legacy and if the American gay male has learned anything at all. All that and some surprising Fourth of July cocktail idea...

This week, Casey is home in Rhode Island sweating with his biological family while Tony is in LA going to the theater and sports games. The Democrats debate over who should lead America into the future while the boys debate over how quickly that future dies. U.S. borders are getting scarier, a Trump gets accosted in Chicago and Tony refuses to impersonate members of his biological family.

Tony and Casey are back. This week the boys talk about gays hating on Taylor Swift, Amway, Juneteenth, and much much more.

Pride season is in full swing so the boys discuss changing the name of the podcast to something less gay. Straight Pride makes a splash in Boston and no gets wet. Cities are decriminalizing mushrooms but Tony isn’t satisfied. Donald Trump tweets his support for pride month, giving Casey an idea for a podcast name-change.

It’s the beginning of Pride Season and the boys aren’t sure they are up to the challenge. Tony shares his favorite Pride drink recipe which he learned from the Chicago gay community. Both are kind of problematic. The American political scene is nothing to be proud of and Casey has a theory about Real World London ruining television for ever.

This week Tony gets ready for DragCon and Casey gets blamed for everything, everywhere. Tony wonders if Casey is on the proper meds and suggests group therapy. Tornado season has come early and Tony wants it to be better than Game of Thrones Season 8. The boys reminisce about Austin Powers, and Casey hates Tony’s use of the second-most homophobic f-word.

Casey and Tony have a public conversation about a personal conversation. Tony wonders why Angelenos won’t smoke his weed and Casey has some thoughts. Gay YouTube star James Charles has a “straight boy” problem so the boys, 1, learn who he is and 2, discuss gay sex and power (for once...). Then the whole show ends with an Alabama abortion.

This week Casey doesn’t get a job and Tony is surpassingly sympathetic. Tony has a thing or five to say about anti-Vaxxers and their love affair with measles. A smart conversation about parallels between Hitler and Trump leads back to the size of their manhood and the boys identify the world’s worst cruise ship.

This week, 100% of the hosts do yoga but only 50% cry afterwards. The boys go to a party and it leaves Tony feeling funny. Casey shares an embarrassing story from his youth that helps illuminate his essence. Joe Biden loves America and Pete Buttigieg loves God so the boys really like Elizabeth Warren.

This week, the boy recap Coachella weekend 1...or at least all the gay shit that happened there. Tony longs for the days of fly-less drought conditions and Casey reminds Tony that in a future life, they could be flies. The Mueller report gets put out in full, kinda, and Notre Dame Cathedral burns down, kinda...

Tony and Casey are still doing 30 minutes every week.

This week, Tony gets his lips done and no, this is not a repeat episode. Casey sees bad drag in San Francisco and it makes him miss Tony. Joe Biden has that special touch that makes all the women uncomfortable, Pete Buttigieg’s version of gayness makes some gay people uncomfortable and the world has a new worst Sultan.

This week Casey has an awkward fling after a show and Tony is feeling the difference between stand up comedy and drag. Robert Mueller drops his report and it lands like an egg on all our faces so the boys talk about what the Democrats should do now. In a twist, gay black man Jussie Smollett goes free while a bunch of white people got locked up on a rickety cruise ship.

Casey’s back from sharing a stage with his actor mother and he couldn’t be more proud. Tony gets lip injections and he couldn’t be more proud. Trump does the unthinkable - makes Tony sympathetic towards Meghan McCain - and the very thinkable, spreads white nationalism worldwide. The boys also settle on a proper name pronunciation for presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg.

This week Casey finds presents from his subletter and shares his favorite recipe. Tony takes issue with gay couples that look alike and pays tribute to Luke Perry. A second person has been cured of HIV and the boys have an idea who should be the next two in line.

This week, the boys talk about two unique men; Michael Cohen, a convicted felony trying to get his soul right, and Chris Burrous, a newscaster who died doing what he loved.

Tony uses this week to rebut allegations of racism against white people. Casey’s cousin is on the Grammy’s, again. Jeff Bezos takes a stand against dick pic stigmatization and a West Virginian state legislator sounds a lot like Kevin Hart when talking about about his potentially gay kids.

This week Casey is on a list and Tony gets a weed scolding. Casey teaches us why school kids need sex education and the State of the Union is given by a child. Tony is reading Chris Christie’s book, Casey considers Buddhism and the boys argue over the appeal of serial killers.

This week Casey is stuck in a midwestern Polar Vortex while Tony is wearing a tank top in Los Angeles. The boys discuss Tony's rider for her death party, the gay mayor of South Bend, Indiana is running for President and the jokes write themselves. Casey finds a correlation between CTE brain disease and the rise of the Kardashians, homophobic kounty klerk Kim Davis finds herself with financial...

This week Tony literally wastes an opportunity to be environment friendly. The Covington Catholic Children of the Corn come out to play and the Supreme Court upholds hate and fear against trans people in the military.

The boys are back for the first show of 2019 ending the second longest shutdown of the year. Tony starts the year judging Casey and his family’s display of holiday whiteness. The government is shutdown and the boys wonder if we actually need one. Tony is concerned about internet duo The C*ck Destroyers and Casey gets an interesting offer from the internet.

It’s the last show of the year and the boys are in the holiday spirit. Casey is delighted by some unexpected attention and surprised that Tony is happy for him. A circumcision documentary leaves Tony circumshook, the boys discuss Penny Marshall’s legacy and give hot takes for 2019.

This week Tony doesn’t land a role he was born to play. Casey gets shamed for buying a pair of women’s shoes from an unlikely source. A man dies from injecting silicone where the sun don’t shine and Catholic nuns prove they are way cooler than Catholic priests.