The Gay Power Half Hour

This week, Tony gets the show off to a great start. Ash Wednesday sparks a lot of criticism from Tony on Catholic holidays while Casey defends Easter egg hunts. The last debate before Super Tuesday sparks a conversation about what it means to be a liberal and a democrat, and Tony’s internalized ageism is triggered by a casting call for a new reality dating show.

This week, Casey reveals he was a bit of a liar growing up while Tony admits to arson and attempted murder. Kaitlin Bennett aka Kent State Gun Girl aka Poopy Pants Girl faces a riot at Ohio State University and the boys consider some creative ways to protest her. Trump pardons a bunch of crooks and it can’t be blamed on Mercury in retrograde.

This week the boys try not to spread disinformation about the CoronaVirus. Casey explains a strange belief about the male anatomy from his youth while Tony’s youthful problems sound much more painful. Bernie Sanders wins the New Hampshire primary, Pete Buttgieg’s face inspires an impromptu song about rodents and actual rat person Roger Stone gets protected by an actual rat President.

This week, the boys turn into the caucus destroyers and use a lot of salty language to talk about Iowa. Casey is an elitist and Tony loves Cracker Barrel but both have nice things to say about Mennonites. Bernie Bros and The State of the Union leave everyone pretty nervous and the boys fight over how many billions is the right amount of billions.

This week the boys “read” American Dirt the gay way, by criticizing the controversy surrounding it. Casey goes to West Hollywood and witnesses a crime while Tony warns of the perils of jail. The show Cheer on Netflix offers plenty to be cheerful about but also multiple concussions. Oh yeah, and a Middle East peace plan.

This week Tony takes a trip and joins an all-male group for the first and last time this year. Casey has problems sleeping and tries to buy his way out of it. The boys discuss, and don’t necessarily refute, the criticism directed at Drag Queen Story Hour. Conservative homosexuals get analyzed (yet again) and Casey meets a Bernie Bro and doesn’t like what he sees.

This week, Casey is obsessed with his niece while Tony still feels ambivalent to all creatures younger than 18. Liberals cat fight while Trump continues to have the best of luck or everyone else in the world has the worst luck. An American named Meghan attempts to break up the British Royal Family and the queens are all a twitter.

This week on The Gay Power Half Hour, the holidays are out and the boys are back in. Casey has some unwelcome help purging 2019, while Tony starts the new year potentially with one less friend (don’t worry, Casey’s locked in). Tony gets recognized on the internet with uncomfortable results, Casey defends fish, hot takes on the Golden Globes, Koalas and the unfolding crisis of the Trump Presidency:...

This week the boys are LIVE from Precinct, Downtown Los Angeles with comedian Amy Miller and musical guest John Conlin. This is the last show of 2019, see you next year!

This week, it’s the last birthday show of the decade as Tony turns 40 and the boys celebrate. Casey recounts the highs and lows of Tony’s birthday dinner while Tony does the same for Casey’s new HIV story. A mom and her son bond over boys on Tik Tok, Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union prove to be great parents and Kamala Harris gets ready to move back to California.

This week, Casey is preparing a side of trouble for Thanksgiving. Tony prepares for the Holiday Season with a revolutionary idea for giving back. Casey has a fun birthday, Tony is inspired to find a job but none of that matters because both boys are watching the impeachment trial nonstop.

This week it's Casey's birthday so he makes Tony be nice to him. A Tarot card reading and a Taurus full moon in Scorpio season has Casey thinking about positive change. Tony disagrees. Casey gets left on the side of a highway by a mode of public transportation proving Tony right. A homophobic teenage bully gets slapped hard in a video that has the boys considering the merits of aggressive...

This week Casey falls in love in yoga class and Tony is old-fashioned when it comes to sexy pics. A gaggle of straights sentence a gay to death for homophobic reasons, a group of Mormons get murdered in Mexico and one Democrat wins an election in Kentucky

This week, Casey gets asked to perform at a Death Festival and Tony loves the reason why. Donald Trump gets booed at a baseball game because people hate him more than the leader of Isis. Democratic Representative Katie Hill has a bisexual affair and her husband shows the world the receipts. It’s Halloween and a lot of Christian gays are dressing up as straight. Spooky Scary.

Tony has a new live show so he got new lips and suggests Casey should get a new face. Tony shames Casey for his musical tastes and makes assumptions about his sexuality as a result. The boys meet a semi-famous gay villain on a dance floor and discuss gay dance floors as safe spaces. Tony and Casey continue to disagree over the power of apologies, Trump shits the bed and the great Turkey disaster o...

This week, Tony gets a colonic colonic and it reminds Casey of his trip to the landfill. Trump’s betrayal of the Kurds reaches new, pathetic heights and the boys speculate on how deeply Putin has penetrated Trump’s inner orbit. Jane the Virgin and Todrick Hall are on Cancel Watch this week and another Democratic debate.

This week Ellen Degeneres has a new friend and, cute, he’s a war criminal. The Supreme Court hears arguments on LGBT workplace discrimination and it’s unclear how one of the the non-rapist conservative male Justices will vote. Casey leads the conversation clearing up some facts about the Garden of Eden, Tony continues to muddy the waters on dinosaur evolution and Trump turns his back on the Kurds.

This week, Casey kicks a criminal out of his house and the House tries to kick a criminal out of the presidency. One would think Tony is excited about a new weed cafe but he is not. Hunter Biden is a bad son but still better than all the Trump children combined and the boys argue over who is a bigger Judy Garland fan.

This week the boys talk about why they will never get hired by SNL. Donald Trump is in Los Angeles to grab dicks by their money and the boys discuss shunning his donors. Co-conspirator and Nazi-apologist Sean Spicer asks Jesus to judge his performance on Dancing with the Stars. Tony becomes a person for the ethical treatment of male chicks and Casey learns to love a squatter.

This week, the boys discuss Tony’s passion project; a world without children. The New Yorker publishes an article claiming we’ve passed the point of no return on climate change and the boys think that’s old news. Dave Chappelle is still making controversial jokes about, you guessed it, trans people. Vaping is, you guess it, killing you. And a gay conversion therapist is, you guessed it, gay.

This week, a distant relative of Casey’s may have been the last person to see Jeffrey Epstein alive. The boys recount their time at the DTLA Proud festival which they both attended, separately. The French and Brazilian presidents argue over what’s hotter: the French First Lady or the Amazon. President Trump proves to be a real G7 loser and the boys discuss football and the American gladiators.

This week, Tony leaves Arizona convinced kids make people boring while Casey turns his intimacy issues into a strength. Tony does something recommended by Casey and it leaves him depressed. The Amazon is on fire and Iceland holds a funeral for a glacier so the boys talk about things you can’t do when you’re dead. Tony proposes a fun name for Log Cabin Republicans and Trump thinks he’s The Chosen O...

This week’s back-to-back mass murders in El Paso and Dayton has the country reeling, yet again. The boys discuss white-nationalist terrorism, yet again, and learn for the first time about Pornogrind music. An imprisoned drug dealer goes to great lengths to escape jail and his attempt reminds Tony of an unexpected trip to a fetish party.

This week, Tony gets mad at Casey for smoking a little bit of weed. The boys try to recap the Democratic debates but end up fagging out over Marianne Williamson. Animals have a big week as bison, tiger sharks and brain-eating amoebas fight for Mother Earth, and a bald eagle could save the Union from Trump. Casey thinks gay athletes are overrated, Tony pretends to like a sport and yet another botch...

This week the boys hear a bad HIV joke and discuss whether people other than themselves can make bad HIV jokes. Casey threatens to leave social media and Tony taunts him to go. Robert Mueller goes before Congress and dies, the Attorney General wants to kill people and a Russian website is helping people hunt gays. Dark times, dark show!