The Garlic Boys
The Garlic Boys
Welcome the The Garlic Boys, a podcast hosted by two best friends, Connor and Matt, who aim to entertain you with the strange ramblings that pop into their heads. Join them through the chaos of quizzes, guests, and the occasional punishment. Thanks for watching and remember to always stay garlicy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episodes
New YouTubes, Daredevil, and An Escape Room ft. Ed Boice 02.06.2026 1:15:28
This episode is jam packed with stuff. But what else would you expect from a guest like Eddie. That's right the man behind the Ed Boice YouTube channel is here and he has thoughts. Thoughts about his new channel, thoughts on Daredevil, and kinda just thoughts on the Boys...kind ones mostly. Visit 5thstreetescaperoom.com to book your time for an escape room today and remember at check out to use co...
Burning Foreheads, Cancelling Matt, and a TV Round Up 05.05.2026 57:47
That's right you're not dreaming, the boys actually put out another episode. Their meds are finally kicking I and they're ready to do this thang again. In fact, their so ready that The Clever Boy Quiz is back and it's come with a vengeance. Their foreheads are burning, Matt has to make sure he doesn't get cancelled, and both Boys have to try and talk about TV shows without devolving it into a rant...
Chairs, Hail Mary's, and Isekai's 09.04.2026 36:53
We did it, folks. The Garlic Boys are back for yet another episode. We could have had better planning and commitment, but this is a bangin', albeit short, episode ready to please your ear canals and caress your eardrums. The Boys talk about all sorts of things. Too many amazing things to name here. I could tell you and I'm choosing not to type it all out because I want you to listen to the episode...
We're Back! Where Were We and What Happened? 24.03.2026 56:10
Yeah, yeah, they know, it's been a while since they posted. However the Garlic Boys are back and will tell you what's been up with their hiatus. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show. Follow the Garlic Boys on: Instagram and Threads: @thegarlicboys TikTok: @the.garlic.boy...
Shortened Names, Funko Fusion, and Years Between Seasons 07.12.2025 1:03:57
Look, if you have a shortened name, Connor doesn't hate you, he just doesn't understand why you picked it. Matt does his best to explain it from his perspective but he might've just made it worse. The Boys then talk about the inevitable downfall of Funko Pops and Matt brings up Stranger Things which leads to rant against streamers from both Boys (but mainly Connor). Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRam...
Long Johns, Greener Grass, and Affirmations 23.11.2025 58:23
Welcome to yet another fun episode of The Garlic Boys. Matt's a bit sleepy, but he showed up and that's what matters. Connor committed a carnal sin and went to Long John Silver's. After Matt rags on him for a bit, they determine that Matt is Connor's best friend. Not Autumn. Not Courtney. Just Matt. They talk about nerdy stuff blah blah blah and finally end up reciting positive affirmations to mak...
Dispatch, Connor's Wedding pt.2, and The Honeymoon 16.11.2025 1:07:49
The Boys are back baby! After two weeks on break Connor and Matt come back with a classic episode, Matt talking about a nerdy video game, Connor being obsessed with the cast of that game, and Connor talks in way too much detail about one day of his life. In his defense, it was his wedding, but still, come in dude the shows nit just about you. Anyways, enjoy. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Conno...
Absolute Universe, Percy Jackson, and Blackphone 27.10.2025 1:02:42
This week the Boys stray from their niche (Pokemon) and delve into some more important topics. For you nerds out there, they talk about the current DC comics universe, the Absolute Universe, which is so dark and metal I feel like an emo kid all over again. IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM! They also discuss the most recent Percy Jackson tv show casting announements for upcoming seasons. And then Matt takes o...
Oops! All Mega Pokémon 19.10.2025 1:00:15
Ok, we know we know this podcast is supposed to be more than just Pokemon. You have to understand though, Connor is hyper fixed and Matt has a video game option; that's is sort of the basis of this show if you think about it. They do spend a little time in the beginning talking about the poop counter and Matt's new meds so at least there's a little more than just Pokémon, ha ha, ha ha....please li...
Cat Costs, Expensive Pulls, and Self Destructiveness 12.10.2025 54:25
Matt is currently feuding with his cat (ew gross) has been either peeing too little or too much and doesn't seem to understand the monetary cost that it's causing. Connor then nerds out what Pokèmon cards he's been pulling and the money he's gained from them. Matt the takes us down the hole of video games he's been spiraling into and Connor has a true American rant. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRam...
"I Love Garlic and I Love These Boys" ft. Diamond 05.10.2025 52:47
The boys are celebrating 3 years of the podcast!!!! To celebrate enjoy an episode comprised of complete chaos. Matt seems to go full ADHD (while also being the one with the time restriction) as they try and get the run down of the new season of Dancing With the Stars from Diamond (this is maybe 20 minutes of the episode). Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to t...
Tylenol, D&Demonic, and, Fat Bear Week 28.09.2025 48:30
Look, you had to assume they were going to talk about it. There some insane claims made this week and the boys felt the need to address it and give some real facts they've uncovered. This episode also has some more religious talk than usual just as a heads up. In their defense though they are calling out people for thinking D&D is demonic when it's not. In the end though, to bring a joy to the...
Making Friends, Fake Cards, and Panic Attacks 22.09.2025 57:34
Welcome to the Really Long Derailment. All aboard, fans of comedy and fun. If you skip this episode, you love Satan and you hate Jesus. I don't make the rules, I just tell them to you and then force you to send this to 30 of your closest friends who also love Jesus and hate Satan. The Boys talk about the Ren Faire that they went to, and I tell you what! It was NUTS!! Get it? Nuts??? It's fine. I m...
Twisted Childhood Universe, New Megas, and Adult Wedding Registries 14.09.2025 1:17:25
After updating everyone on the possibility of restarting the "Matt Poop Watch" counter, Matt and Connor take a deep look at the Twisted Childhood universe which is the movie series that uses cartoons that are now in the public domain starting with Winnie the Pooh; Blood and Honey. Then, they walk through the new mega Pokemon that were announced fro Pokemon Legends ZA and then other new details fro...
The Toxic Avenger, Paper, and Cult of The Lamb 07.09.2025 1:17:27
Welcome to another very sleepy episode of The Garlic Boys. Topics this week include Matt's review of the original 4 Toxic Avenger films, a joint discussion of the new show The Paper, and Matt talks of his newest play through of The Cult of the Lamb. There may also be a few (G)garlic (Spot)lights this week including an upcoming John Candy documentary, The Boys also would like to express their respe...
Starter Troubles, Toxie's Donations, and Ethical Space Travel 31.08.2025 1:01:21
Welp, Matt''s car is broken again. This car is the only thing that needs fixed more than Connor's body. This leads to the Boys talking about past issues with car staters they've experienced. Matt then shares the genius marketing strategy that the new movie The Toxic Avenger is using to help those less fortunate like a true hero. Then, Matt gives this week's edition of Matt's Bat Facts which ten le...
Dreams, Hospital Visits, and Solo Leveling 25.08.2025 57:31
Join the forever sleep-deprived Garlic Boys as they continue their journey through life. Connor just loves pushing the boundaries between life and death, accidentally eating nuts.......again, and winding up in the hospital. Matt shares his own descent into madness with his insanely vivid dreams (possibly) due to his new medication. Matt also bores Connor to death talking about a new really cool an...
New Sound, Bat Facts, and The Alien Franchise 17.08.2025 1:07:58
Join the Boys as they test out their new sound setting for the audio of this podcast (please like it). Then enjoy Matt's new segment (which we really believe he'll stick with this time) Matt's Bat Facts. Then, bare witness to Matt trying to explain the Aliens franchise and then listen to Connor try and make a progressive argument. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Li...
Lit RPGs, Ho-Oh Controversy, and Book Designs 10.08.2025 1:01:15
Looks like the technical issues are back for these boys. But they're determined to not let that affect their ability to bring you the same great show they sometimes do. This week they talk about the new book Matt is reading and its genre, the TCG Pocket controversy, camping eating, and the designs on books. Connor also got another popcorn bucket. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @...
Name Spelling, Birthday Haul, and Book Movies 03.08.2025 1:03:32
This was recored at 8 in the morning, when each guy had either 0-4 hours of sleep, so the energy levels are a bit all over the place for the boys this week. So enjoy this sleep deprived episode full of them discussing name spellings and changes, Connor got birthday presents, and the boys talk about movies based on books. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to th...
Connor's Hats, The Last Ronin 2, and The MCU's Future 27.07.2025 1:13:31
Connor needs a new hat option for this episode since he doesn't have is regular hat. Matt then uses the (G)arlic (Spot)light to shout out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' story The Last Ronin 2. The boys then spend the second half of the show debating hypothetical choices for the future of the MCU. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, TGB...
Superman Spoilers with Shaner ft Shaner from Small Beards, Big Opinions 20.07.2025 1:36:44
First of all, sorry in advance for the quality of Shaner's mic. The boys had some technical difficulties this week. Second of all, THEY FINALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! That's it. This episode is really all about the Superman movie, which the Boys + Shaner agreed was excellent. Enjoy! Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor...
99 Bottles, The DCAU, and Non-spoiler Superman 13.07.2025 57:27
Matt and Connor reminisce on their old times sining, Matt got a new tattoo. Connor watched some cartoon movies and Matt watched Superman when Connor didn't. These are the events of this episode. (Look I'll be honest, this episode was a little all over the place this is the best I could do as the narrator, I'm sorry.) Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their...
Poke Ponders, K-Pop Demons, and Matt's Gone 06.07.2025 1:01:05
Truly the best way to describe thus episode id by letting you know it will be a recording of Matt's decent into maddness as he only got 3 hours of sleep. With only 4 hours of sleep himself, Connor brings back quizzes for this week to test Matt's knowledge of some deeper Pokemon trivia. This does not go well. Then afterwards Matt talks on the movies he watched this week; K-Pop Demon Hunters and Sin...
Elio Flops, Eighth Graders, and Mesopotamia? 29.06.2025 58:43
These Boys had a busy week. Connor was off being a leader a youth camp, messing up ancient city's names with the name of even more ancient territories and bring not to hurt his knee more; all while still being scared of middle schoolers. Matt on the other hand was able to make his way to the movies, an Asian market in Pittsburgh and to a dinner with Connor's wife (Matt's fiancee was also with him...
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