The Garlic Boys

These white boys are tackling their worst fear this week and are discussing their spice tolerance when it comes to food. Matt informs Connor about books he's been reading that were self published and Connor shows him some books he's found too. Connor then shows off his shelf of stuff, while Matt has ADHD additions to the conversation (and we love him for it). Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Conn...

The boys discuss their options how Pokemon has changed and how their Pokemon play has changed over the years. Then, Connor tells tale of his bachelor party and surprise wedding that happened over the last two weeks. Finally, boys talk about which Pokemon they would have on their real life teams and Connor as a special Father's Day send off for Matt. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Conno...

What's to say about this episode? Should I talk about Connor's big move? What about Daniel Craig's new hair for an upcoming movie? Oh, I know! I'll mention how the Boys play a game that Matt got from another podcast?? Better yet, I'll just let them tell you. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Special mention of @thefrdishow for use of their game "Guessing Scale" Liste...

While they didn't realize it when they started talking about why they haven't kissed, the boys do kick off pride month with talking about their sexualities. They then move on to Ghostbusters 2 and more of Rick Moranis' incredible career. They then speak on. the special effects of Ghostbusters, and then they end the show with Matt finally having seen The Thunderbolts*. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniR...

Matt is sore from riding a bike while working. Connor finally break his silence on how his trip to Chili's went. Matt got two more new books. Connor's brother tried to walk home drunk. And Matt has watched all of the Ghostbusters now after seeing the new ones. A Garlicy Good episode if we've ever seen one. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D sho...

Matt reveals he has a weird relationship with product jingles, Connor found his Snuggie and is absolutely cozy, and Matt has a G Spot (Garlic Spotlight) that some how connects to lemurs, but we're not quite sure how. Amidst all of this, The Boys talk about their favorite parts from the last few episodes of Season 7 of The Rookie. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Lis...

NEW POPE ALERT! I REPEAT NEW POPE ALERT! ALSO MATT AND CONNOR CHECK IN ON THE STAFF AT THIER OLD COLLEGE, MATT PLANNING CONNOR'S BACHELOR PARTY, AND THEY DEBATE MATT'S NEW PHONE CAMERA. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots,  And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show. Follow the Garlic Boys on: Instagram and Thread...

I'm gonna be honest, the Boys screwed up on this one. Not only is the episode late, but the Boys were talking about things like Gorilla feet, Oblivion remastered....again?, and the sterilization of men with.........heat. There you go. That's about it. This is what you get when you have two sleep-deprived and pneumonia-ridden Boys stuck in a warehouse in the early hours of the morning. They really...

As a way to keep things fresh here, Connor gives Matt improv lessons throughout this episode to help him get more comfortable with the mission. In between these scenes, Matt rants about donuts, lock picking in games, and does another breakdown of Epic the Musical. Connor also shares the glory of Popeyes Pickle Menu with Matt. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen...

It just bears repeating that this is a comedy podcast and these are all jokes. That being said, Connor has beef with RFK Jr., Matt learns of of Reeses' new product, and the boys have a discourse on Easter. Matt then laments on his dry spell of playing TTRPGS. The show is closed out with Matt posing a possible posturer problem. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen...

It's 4 AM and the Boys have me trapped in a warehouse because neither of them wanted to upload this podcast, I guess. I didn't even get to listen to the podcast first. They just said something about Lego sets with no mini figures or something like that. Matt then proceeded to torture me with his "directing" ideas while dressed as... Mother Teresa, I guess? They told me if this episode didn't do we...

This week the boys take time to consider taking up secondary jobs to make extra money, the coolness and complaints about the new Switch 2 announcement and how some people choose to use the chapel. Connor then asks the hard hitting questions about the Cars' universe. The Boys also do a memorial for Val Kilmer, prompting the boys to discuss the flaws in immortality. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen...

Connor opens this episode by showing Matt one of his new favorite The Lonely Island song that he found by listening to the Seth Myers and Lonely Island podcast. Matt then shares his love of sun flower seeds and learns of the favorite options that there is now. Connor then tests Matt on what he knows not just about movies, but about feminism. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @OniRamen Connor O'Connor @conno...

Matt is hard at working making a visual gag for the video version of the show as the boys get started today and Connor asks him if he's sure he really wants to do that. Connor then gives a review for the new movie Novocain and then the boys rant about streamers and their effects on movie theaters. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @vangoghtastic Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, T...

CW: Vomit sounds First of all, how long (and often) can the Boys actually talk about Taco Bell? Matt says, and I quote, "FOR-F*!&ING-EVER!" After that, just make sure you stay tuned to our Youtube channel to see Connor huff Vick's Vaporub just because he's "bored." Sounds like a lame excuse to me. Lastly, the Boys talk about all the new episodes that came out this week for their favorite shows...

Witness a rare moment where The Boys get into what felt like, for at least one of them, as a real fight. After they get past that, they then move on to talk about the shows they watched this week including Daredevil: Born Again, Invincible, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, and The Rookie. Then the episode rounds out with a recap of the Oscar winners and how the boys feel about them. Hosted B...

Look, for the first part of this episode the Boys revert to 12 years, and they're sorry about that, but not enough to edit it out. Then after telling their tale of trying to find Connor a wedding suit, Connor tries the blackberry Dr. Pepper for the first time by himself since Matt couldn't wait for him to find it. Connor then previews a new segment the name of which is complicated and Matt has two...

THE GARLIC BOYS ARE REBRANDING!!! No, not really. They could barely wade through all that cringe, even for a comedy podcast. Connor got himself a fancy new popcorn bucket (WITH WINGS AND A LID!!!). If only it were clean... They discuss briefly how Matt was assaulted at his old job, and then the Boys talked about Captain America: Brave New World and how some people need to develop their media liter...

Just because these Boys are feeling the effects of seasonal depression, doesn't mean they can't still make an enjoyable episode. Listen along as they talk the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles collector shoes, Matt knowing more than Elon Musk, and Matt's new book and Connor's new tv show recommendation. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @vangoghtastic Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D sh...

Matt takes his sweet time finishing up their pre-show Pokemon time struggling to use the new trade function on TCG Pocket, but Connor is able to get the card he needs. Then Matt talks about the struggles he's had this week with is banking and debit card, while all Connor wants to talk is the new Fantastic Four: First Steps trailer. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @vangoghtastic Connor O'Connor @connorocon...

Matt is rocking a brand new pair of shoes, which is odd for these Boys as is buying shoes in general. They then talk TV which brings up theories to what's going down on this season of The Rookie. Then, with Connor's recent engagement, the Boys then talk about the initial struggles with planning a wedding. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @vangoghtastic Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D...

Are you supposed to toast a TOASTER Tart? Or are you supposed to eat them raw and wriggling? Maybe you're supposed to eat them chilled, like a fine glass of wine made of bread, jelly, and icing? These are the important questions the Garlic Boys ask each other in this week's episode. They also discuss a certain host's engagement (hint: it's not Matt's) and delve deep into the art of speedbagging, a...

Are you surprised that the Boys talked for 30 minutes about Tiktok's impending doom? Are you more surprised they barely spent half that time talking about Marvel and DC? You shouldn't be. They also discussed the new Daredevil show coming soon and how some characters (specifically Foggy Nelson) had glow-ups. Connor also found out that John Travolta could sing. Who knew? Lastly, the Boys talk about...

Connor orders dinner as the preamble to this episode; it's riveting. Matt then informs Connor of the new characters in Marvel Rivals. Connor then talks about season 1 of Creature Commandos. They then discuss The Rookie which leads to Connor discussing how he almost joined the Navy. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @vangoghtastic Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, ev...

The Boys detail for each other the emotional weeks they had individually which included car troubles, bad days a work, and dealing with driving in the snow. Then they talk about Matt's new board game and describe their attempt to try the 'Don't Win' variant of Mario Party. Hosted By: Matthew Haux @spacemanmatt Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots Also, check o...