The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

A Florida Man is in trouble for slashing 27 vehicle tires in a community, but he says he had good reason...it turns out he was possessed. Well, that AND he said he knew too many government secrets. I really hope he's just delusional and that the government isn't trusting him with ANY secrets

This Florida Man had QUITE an eventful night, as he pulled a gun on a friend, took off into a park where he was waving the gun around at other people, before finally getting hit by a car in a parking lot. He's in jail, but otherwise ok as Florida Man does NOT feel pain from things like getting hit by cars or Tasers

Normally you only hear of these things as urban legend...a local thrift store with Halloween decorations for sale and lo and behold, one of them is a HUMAN SKULL. Well that is EXACTLY what happened at this local establishment, turning it from a thrift store into a head shop!

This special edition of WTF has a common theme...Florida Man messing up their job in spectacular fashion!

A Florida Man in a banana costume was being arrested for public urination when he tried to run from police. Now, how a man can even pee while wearing a banana costume is beyond me, but cops grabbed him by his peel and tossed him in jail

Well I guess when you're illegally squatting at someone's house you have to have something to entertain yourself right? Forget about the fact that this local Florida Man was staying in someone else's home and driving someone else's car

A Florida man who drives around in a truck that resembles a police vehicle, with red and blue lights on it is wanted by police. The only thing that makes you realize that it is NOT a police vehicle are the markings on the vehicle, that rather than read "police", it reads "booty patrol". You know, for those who commit booty violations.

A Florida Woman set a car on fire in the parking lot of her workplace, because she got "upset at work" over some disciplinary action. The good news is, this should result in NO further disciplinary action right? Anyway, I'm not even mad, I'm just happy she actually had a job in the first place!

A Florida Man and his father were arrested for keeping a 4-foot gator in his garage along with 5 boa constrictors and wait until you hear why they did it

I have to say police gave this Florida Man MORE than enough chances to act right, but as you can imagine, he didn't take advantage of thier lenience. He was drunk and causing a scene at a community pool and when officers showed up, he started cussing them out and when they said they were going to call his wife to come pick him up, he started swinging on them and threatened to "break thier throat",...

I'm sure this is just a simple misunderstanding. When deputies said "let me see your hand and get on the ground", Florida Man heard "drop your pants to the ground". I'm sure that's what happened

A Florida Man ran afoul of the ACTUAL law when he decided to use some red and blue lights in his truck to impersonate police. The only problem besides the fact that he wasn't a cop, was that he was wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey at the time, hardly a police uniform, but the good news is, wearing that jersey he probably can't catch ANYTHING

Things got weird during a traffic stop when this Florida Man headbutted his own car window to get out of his car and when he did, he started flopping around on the ground. He told police that he was "high as f**k" and I don't know about you, but I believe him!

I mean I get it, there is NOTHING worse than parent drop off and pickup at school, but that does NOT mean you can pull a switchblade on 3 moms!

I don't know about you, but every time I've had to use a porta-potty, I try to get OUT as SOON as possible! This Florida Man decided a porta-potty was a good place to stage a standoff with police, with predictable results

Florida Man is not known for his smarts, so why these two Florida Men tried to fool authorities is beyond me. Let's just say that it didn't work out too well for either of them

A Florida Man was arrested for breaking into a woman's home by kicking the door in, then simply sat there onher couch. He asked for some water and "something to smoke". I'm thinking that "something to smoke" is how ALL of this got started in the first place!

Well, it was sort of a "bomb", but an adult diaper caused a bit of a stir on a flight bound for Florida

Look, I get it, some people give you reason to WANT to smear dog poop in their face, but that does NOT mean you can do it!

Police arrested a Florida Woman who during a verbal arguement with a gas station clerk, hit the clerk with a hot sausage off the roller! That is awful, I mean, who knows how long those thiings have been sitting there for?

I don't know what this Florida Man was thinking, but one thing is for sure, that we have a local actin' loco! He broke into a residence in Lehigh, but forgot his phone, so he went back for it and I'm sure you can imagine it ended in his arrest!

No, this is NOT a repeat of a story from the other day, this is a whole DIFFERENT Florida Woman who was caught driving with a man clinging to the hood of her car. This time it was a hit-and-run victim who had to jump on the hood to get out of her way!

Never and I repeat NEVER call an older lady from Brooklyn an "Italian b**ch". A Florida Man found that out the hard way and got his little cannoli kicked into the dirt as a result!

A Florida Man got arrested after holding a knife to a co-worker's throat after the co-worker DARED to suggest using dishsoap in a cast iron skillet! Glad to see it wasn't over something STUPID!

This could quite possibly be the most Florida story of the week: A Florida Woman got arrested after pepper spraying deputies at a Walmart after she and an accomplice were caught using stolen credit cards