The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

Never and I repeat, NEVER tell Florida Man NOT to do something, because that is a guuarantee that he WILL do sometthing. He was warned many times to stop calling 911 over TWO days, but he didn't listen and gave them a reason to come see him

Fun Friday as a Florida Woman got popped for battering her daughter with a frozen chicken. No idea how old the daughter is, but one thing's for sure, that Florida Woman should have battered that chicken instead and she wouldn't be in this mess!

A Florida Man was arrested at a resort after it was reported that he was nude and touching himself in the resort's hot tub. When police got there, he told them it was all good because it was his birthday. Oh, well ok, carry on sir!

Further proof that you can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man. A Florida Man was shot by a fast food employee after acting like a fool over some missing curly fries.

It could not get worse for this Florida Woman who was found passed out on the sidewalk, then urinated onherself before pulling her husband's shorts down in front of police. Ta-da!

Time to swab the decks, yuck! An old Florida Man tried robbing a boat and while rummaging around for valuables to take, he decided to leave a little something!

A 77-year-old Florida Man was arrested with a couple thousand ED pills that he was selling to other old men. How did they find him? It wasn't hard!

So just last week a truck rammed into a local pharmacy to steal drugs and now someone did the same thing, only this time at a Family Dollar. Ok, not as lofty of a goal, but still...

At this point I think locals are doing dumb things JUST to be on the show...a Florida Man from Ft. Myers rammed a pickup truck iinto a pharmacy and stole $3K worth of drugs. The other thing is, he did it while wearing ONLY a shirt. So this guy was doing his Winnie the Pooh impression and now he's in jail!

Give me a J, give me an A, give me an I, give me an L...what's that spell? Jail! That's exactly where this Florida Woman is going after ripping off a nonprofit KIDS' cheerleading school.

Makes it kinda hard to drive when you have a street sgn embedded in your bumper, but that's EXACTLY what was going on in The Cape!

We know the old stereotype of the old man yelling at people to "get off my lawn!" Well THIS local Florida Man took that to a new extreme!

A Florida Woman stole 4 bottles of tequila while wearing a Superman shirt...she just planned on getting super drunk!

It's pretty much EVERY day that a Florida Woman chokes out her boyfriend, but this one did it with her FEET!

A local Florida Woman was caught in North Ft. Myers with roosters, chickens and other cockfighting accessories and she got popped for it! Also a VERy bizarre love triangle gets heated!

Hungry? Grab a Snickers. Well a Florida Man did just that, but instead of quelling his hunger, he decided to throw Snickers bars in peoples' faces instead

A Florida man who was covered head-to-toe in white paint was arrested after attempting to assault deputies with a crowbar. He called himself the "Joker" and he was a joker alright for sure! See how it all ended for him here!

While getting a tattoo, an off-duty Florida detective shot herself in the "lower extremities". Hopefully she wanted a tattoo of a bullet wound, cuz that's what she got!

Ok, maybe his hand wasn't IN the cookie jar, but when Florida Man got pulled over for a traffic violation a deputy noticed he had a cookie jar in the car, but it didn't have cookies in it! Find out what it was here!

ALL of these stories of Florida Man have a common theme...they're all creepy neighbors and unfortunately, most of them are naked. Have fun with that!

This Florida Man could NOT have worn a better, more appropriate shirt during his recent DUI arrest! Fnd out that and all the exploits of Florida Man and Florida Woman

Way to keep it classy ladies! 5 Florida Women arrested for purposely clogging a toilet at a wing restaurant and then starting a brawl with employees when told to leave!

Take it from the king of romance, Florida Man on how to propose to your girlfriend...say it with a hot dog. This guy proposed with a wiener and for some reason she said "yes". She must like the idea of having a hard life. Check that and more out here!

Hey Florida Man, if you have drugs on you, it might NOT be a good idea to go blasting your own personal sound system from your golf cart at 1AM at a WaWa. Welp, he learned the hard way

A local Florida Man is caught on video taking $400 worth of shrimp from Joe's Crab Shack in Ft. Myers! Stolen shrimp! Swiped shrimp! Swindled shrimp...alright, I'm done