The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

This Florida Man got arrested for assaulting a police offcer with a hot dog. I can't believe he mustard up enough courage to do it!

By the way, what's the difference between Florida Man and a sex toy? One is a dildo and the other is a sex toy

Well, he didn't actually "break in", more like "walked in", but nevertheless, he stole the ingredients for a screwdriver and took off

Yeah, not her car stolen, but her whole driveway got stolen! Find out how here

Are you allowed to sell horse meat? Neigh

Man, what a Plankton thing to do

Even people visiting from other states can become a Florida Man, at least on a temporary basis. That explains why this guy started tossing garor nuggets around and when asked to leave, he "molested" the manatee statue

Florida Man was trying to stay warm, so he did the only sane, logical thing...he set one of his shoes on fire

He was very forthcoming...and he also told management!

The good news is now he can get a new job as the Tooth Fairy

I mean, I know it's called "Tinder", but trying to set someone on fire is a little too literal

A Florida Man tried to take off from a tattoo shop without paying for his tattoo, but wait until you hear what the tattoo was OF!

A Florida Man gave his wife's face a pork pounding when he threw a sausage at her in a very aggressive manner. That'll be the last time his sausage is anywhere NEAR her face!

Usually it's not illegal to quit your job mid-shift, that is unless you are in charge of prisoner transport and decide to just NOT transport the prisoners!

A Florida Man being checked in to the jail on unrelated charges got another charge...possesion of meth. It fell from his underwear while a strip-search was about to be conducted and he claimed that someone else put the meth in his underwear....I'm not sure if I believe him

When you are with Florida Woman, you better have eyes for her and her ONLY. Otherwise she will stab you in the eye with a hypodermic needle used to treat rabies

While this Florida Woman was A-Ok with police taking the meth and Valium they arrested her for, she did NOT want them to take her sex toy

Proving that they are every bit as wiley and dangerous as Florida Man, today's segment is all about the ladies of the Sunshine State!

I mean, what else can I say? This Florida Man was arrested after being witnessed by MANY people, including police, pooping on a dead possum. You know, because reasons

No idea what this woman was thinking, but she got naked at a Japanes steakhouse in Ft. Myers and took a tumble from the balcony after slappingher own butt while taunting police

How ironic that a Florida Man fleeing from police crashed his car and he has an "All Gas No Brakes" tattoo. Definitely no brakes and no brains either!

After getting arrested for having some public "adult relations", this Florida Woman said "it's always been a dream of mine". I'm not sure if she's talking about the public sex, or getting arrested, but she got both

A local soccer coach gott into a spat with a referee that ended with the coach treating the ref's mouth like a soccer ball and headbutting him

It's a good thing Florida Man has NO other need for a bathtub other than to house alligators, however that is what got this Florida Man in a bit of hot water and with alligators living in his tub, he hasn't seen any hot water in a while!

A Florida Woman and mom of a student tried to run over a school staffer when the employee told the woman that she could NOT go the wrong way in a one-way parking lot, especially since the lane she was trying to go the wrong way in was for buses. No one tells Florida Woman what to do!