The Freakshow WTF: The Podcast

A bizarre incident involving a Florida Man and by the way,are there any OTHER incidents involving Florida Man? But anyway, this Florida Man is local and got kicked out of a Hooter's before going on a strange B&E in Cape Coral

A Southern staple, grits are delicious if cooked right and yet this Florida Woman decided to weaponize them and use them against her mother

A lovelorn Florida Man decided to give his ex-girlfriend a couple of statues to try to win her heart back. However, in true Florida Man fashion, even that was somehow illegal as it turned out the statues were stolen

A Florida Man pepper-sprayed a tow truck driver for trying to repossess his car. He grabbed the driver's wallet, keys and phone and told the driver to let the car go

A Florida Man was arrested aafter having 2 POUNDS of meth shipped to him via USPS. 2 pounds is a LITTLE conspicous, which is why he's now going to prison for a long time

Because OF COURSE it did! A Florida Woman was arrested after an arguement over a clogged toilet turned violent, with this woman waving scissors around at everyone! What a crappy situation!

This episode features stories with a common theme...Florida Man being an idiot in a vehicle

"Man's best friend" my ass, or in this case his ass. A Florida Man was bit by his own dog when he tried to make it attack police

The guy who stole a big Snoop Doggle bobblehead worth $1,250 turned himself in and was arrested for his crime. They should put him in the dog pound

A Florida Man who had been discharged from a hospital, but was still wearing his gown, decided to lift his gown up and "jiggle his genitals" while standing in the hospital entrance

A drunk, naked Florida Woman caused a scene at a convenience store destroyed a Red Bull display and was wielding a veggie peeler as a weapon and when the police arrived, she decided to start touching herself...ta-da!!

A Florida Woman was twice the legal limit for alcohol while sitting in parent pickup line at an elementary school. This 64-year-old bad grandma passed out behind the wheel

What a creep! This Florida Man hid 9 listening devices in his ex's place, including inside her mattress and even one in her car!

Who knew that the used cooking oil industry was so big? Florida Man did for one, which is why he tried to steal a bunch of used cooking oil to earn a little cash, but instead his plans got frie dto a crisp

A mail carrier from Lehigh Acres was caught stealing a bunch of construction supplies from a site and he did so while driving the USPS mail truck

Because OF COURSE he did! A Florida Man was pulled over in a routine traffic stop and ended up getting arrested on drug charges. It all started when he handed over his most certainly suspended license and it had meth residue on it

A Florida Woman had a dispute over towels witha hotel housekeeper, so she did the only sane, logical thing...she attacked her! Good things she didn't get shorted on those little shampoo bottles, or it would have been a real mess!

It turns out surveillance cameras will in fact surveil. A Florida Man is learning that the hard way after he tried to steal a security camera and his dymb face was ALL over the video

Another local actin' loco! This Florida Man led cops on a high speed chase, abandoned his car and inside, lo and behold was 12 pounds of weed. Oops!

This Florida Woman tried to pass a court-ordered (of course it was) drug test and tried to pass it by using dog urine. Now the most obvious question here is how did she collect that dog urine? Anyway, find out more here

A local actin' loco! This Florida Man was found lurking around a neighborhood and for some reason tried to disguise himself by wearing underwear around his neck. I'm just happy he had underwear to begin with

This Florida Woman trashed a convenience store tossing mac and cheese and potatoe wedges, but to be honest, seeing that they were from a gas station, she probably did all of us a favor

A Florida Man tells cops he had his meth "between the cheeks" and he was NOT talking about his mouth!

Florida Man got himself in a whole heap of trouble when he decided to steal $400 worth of crab legs from a Win-Dixie. The only problem, his getaway vehicle wouldn't start and that stalled his plans of having some delicious shellfish!

ALL of these stories have something in common, Florida Woman!